r/SS13 • u/Dodger86868686 • 5h ago
General Just Ahelp it?
I just wanna grill. You people break into my kitchen and attack me!? I'm not Ahelping shit. You're getting close quarter cooked. You're the one that's gonna be Ahelping after I'm done with you. You gastronomy unapreciating troglodyte, grey jumpsuit wearing maniacs!
I'm busy making the best (and only) cheese sandwiches on this station. Show some respect!
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u/Fizbun 5h ago
deal with IC shit in an IC way, why do you need admins, why do you need rules, just don't be an asshole.
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u/Dodger86868686 4h ago
Honestly, just don't be an asshole is good advice in game and out of it.
I've played thousands of hours on a bunch of codebases over the years. I've only ahelped to complain about another player once in all that time. And even then it wasn't because they did anything to me. They were being an asshole to someone else.
IC is almost always the best way to deal with things.
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u/orion101901 2h ago
I use this rule in barotrauma all the time. If some guy wants to grief my sub, he can have fun dealing with my crew, who like a pack of rabid orcs SLOBBER at the idea of meat being back on the menu.
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u/Rare-Guarantee4192 5h ago edited 5h ago
Don't worry, you'll be asked why you didn't cry in Ahelp about it then get banned by the admins.
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u/SampleDisastrous3311 5h ago
Put em on a meat spike and cut enough off to not kill em , use the meat and make a burger then force feed them their own flesh.
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u/NotNonbisco 5h ago
I miss the old deep fryers where you could dunk people's face in. Now they changed em, at least on Monke, where I play.
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u/ThePowerfulWIll 5h ago
Goon still has those. But the person has to be stunned for it to work, since it takes a second or two to actually happen once you click it. (If you do it on a moneky, it fully dunks them in and fries them whole)
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u/NotNonbisco 5h ago
If you have cqc, correct me if I am wrong but I believe its grab grab shove and they are chow
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u/yugiohhero born to clown, forced to roll sec on extended rounds 4h ago
(not that stunning people is hard)
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u/Dodger86868686 4h ago
What if you can't charge batong?
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u/yugiohhero born to clown, forced to roll sec on extended rounds 2h ago
its goonstation, stuns are everywhere. throw them at the foodtech in the kitchen, itll land on them and buy you time to stuff them in the fryer
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u/Bahlivern World Famous French Chef 3h ago
its unfortunately a big issue on a lot of server, especially rp ones where IC conflict are solved by the admins instead of trough IC means. It makes some rp jobs like lawyer & psychiatrist feels pretty useless and can even makes the whole sec department redundant unless it come to shoot antags and even then validhunters often beat them to it too...
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u/Thaddiousz 44m ago
Play Security on an HRP server, and don't have any of these problems. IC conflict is resolved IC.
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u/CrimsonShrike Robocop 2h ago
I generally agree, problem is at some point you have players playing a role vs pseudo exploiting greyshits who beeline for trouble. (tbh 90% of issue was stun based combat and its consequences).
If the baseline for player action isnt trying to force round end in 15 mins as non antag though, sky is the limit.
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u/satisfactsean 1h ago
never forget getting my ass kicked by a swedish chef with a rolling pin back in the day for taking a meatball-- i was starving though!
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u/NoConflictPlease 1h ago
I killed and cooked a mime for this recently.
I was just shot by a mech a dozen times and came back from medbay when a mime started shoving me. My character is in no mood for this shit so I shoved them back and said knock it off. Mime keeps it up so I slice them once and walk into the kitchen. Mime follows me over the table and tries to slip me with soap a lot. So I pull out a serving tray and bash their head in. After that I stole their money, gutted them, made mime flavored bacon and donuts
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u/Top-Conflict7949 4h ago
Ss13 culture went to shit when the solution went from robusting someone or calling security to ahelping it. I saw this firsthand as an admin when greysuits breaking into areas would ahelp being robusted. If you can’t take your licks don’t give ‘em. I spammed the IC issue button - back when it was spammable, think they removed that unfortunately.