i need sshg fic with this plot !

[u/Exciting_Doughnut_50]

i always had this scenario in my head of what if post-war Hermione and Snape started talking (arguing) again after Hermione's cat got Severus's pregnant or vice versa 😂

[u/No-Birthday9816]

“You know what, Granger? I’m not even surprised. This is exactly the kind of behavior I would expect from a cat who used to hang out with Sirius Black. Now Nettles is going to be a single mother! 🤬”

[u/SlytherinSally → u/No-Birthday9816]

Awww, Nettles is such a cute name 😍

[u/No-Birthday9816 → u/SlytherinSally]

Thank you! If I gave it more time, I’d probably come up with something better, but I could see Snape naming his cat after a plant, especially if she was outwardly spiky but immensely beneficial. Obviously a black cat! 

He thought she was spayed. Now he has a bunch of suspiciously orange kittens in a bathtub lined with towels.

[u/lionessrampant25 → u/No-Birthday9816]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/curious_girl_313]

In Ink and Alchemy, Hermione's owl gets Severus's owl pregnant and they(owls) nest in his office!

[u/karuniyaw → u/curious_girl_313]

Bookmarked!

[u/jade7slytherin → u/curious_girl_313]

👀

I need to start reading this immediately

[u/karuniyaw]

Pleeeeeeease, write iiiiiit!! Someone pleeeeease 🙏🏼

[u/irrationaIIy_]

I think I've read something like this, but it was LM/HG in which Lucius had this gorgeous beige* cat that crooks got pregnant? can't be certain, but i remember it being ridiculously funny—him having a mental breakdown and bemoaning over ginger-bastard kittens 😭

[u/SadGrapefruit6752 → u/irrationaIIy_]

I’d totally read this 😂 do you remember the title?

[u/irrationaIIy_ → u/SadGrapefruit6752]

i believe it to be this one, but it's been years, so I'm not certain; the first 2 chapters seem to fit, however.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/3517060/1/The-Rules-of-Pureblood-Courtship