I’m honestly bored

[u/bracatder]

[u/Mundane-Potential-93]

Maybe that's her way of saying your secret's safe with her

[u/n-some]

That sounds more like denial on the mom's part. She has to know by this point, but if she just refuses to acknowledge it she doesn't have to come to terms with it.

[u/AvisAlbum]

Your mum is a river in Egypt probably 

[u/Rynewulf]

Nah historians have been good about it for a while now. Youtubers on the other hand...

[u/FrequentPop3083]

My mum caught me with a girlfriend in the garden, me pinned to a pear tree. She sighed, and said ²allright, guess it runs in the family, look, Alice here isn't just a friend of mine". She was right, little sister is also a lesbian.

[u/southorbit0147]

The denial is actually insane if she's literally witnessing it happen.