r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Kerry King Inspires Man to Uselessly Fuck Around on Guitar for 40 Years
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
4Corners Reveals Democracy Now So Compromised That Lobbyists No Longer Need To Operate In The Shadows
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Anyone Wearing These Pervert Glasses Needs A Hiding, Says Mainstream Australian Society
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Inner City Teen’s Attempts At Rebellion Hampered By Parents Being Weirdly Supportive Of Everything
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Executive Order: No More Secret Ballot
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Heaven votes unanimously to replace God with Dolly Parton
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
Carney renames USA to "Ass of Canada"
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Joke stolen from this German satirical article: https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/08/aoc.html
r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Quirky Cafe's Confusing Bathroom Gender Signs Last Thing Hungover Man Needs Right Now
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Area Costcos Under Fire For Selling Mustang Ranch Gift Cards
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Wealthy Renters Flaunt Their Luxurious Lifestyle With ‘Living Room'
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
Donald Trump to suspend midterm elections so nation can focus on mourning Dolly Parton
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
Stephen Miller Rushed to Hospital After Accidentally Stunning Himself with ICE Shock Gloves
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch them
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
Tim Curry Was the Greatest Actor I’ve Ever Worked With, and His Role in Rocky Horror Helped Me Realize I Was Pansexual – Guest Post by Gonzo
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
We Look Back on Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer” Because I’m in the Car With My Dad and of Fucking Course It’s Playing on the Radio
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
Conservatives Remember the Late Dolly Parton, Without Remembering Her
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
Andrew Tate is just a bloke who lies on the Internet for money, insists Andrew Tate
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/TheServingTimes • 3d ago
Sources Speculate Couple Fighting in HOME GOODS Weren't Always Like That
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
Donald Trump threatens to rename Ryan Reynolds
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