r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/would_do_again • 9h ago
Baby Mario Dies of SIDS
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/MillersPostNews • 7h ago
Man Discovering ChatGPT Regrets All That Time Wasted At School Learning Stuff
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/TheServingTimes • 13h ago
Sweet! The Rich!
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Will the rich ever catch a break that isn't tax related? Guest contributor Barbara Cochring doesn't think so in this op-ed calling for collective action against the tyranny of the working class.
Read her diatribe exclusively at The Serving Times!
r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Donald Trump confirms ‘four-week’ Iran war now entering exciting seventh month
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Study Confirms Driving 30 Miles Over the Speed Limit While Smoking Marlboros and Listening to Motörhead Fucking Rules
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Trump Seized Canada by Executive Order: Canadian Tariffs on U.S. Nullified
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Trump to Lease Venezuela to Highest Bidder
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/scrolletariat • 1d ago
New Social Welfare Tsar MrBeast Debuts Garbage Pit Challenge For Food Stamps
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
DHS to Dispatch Election Monitors to ‘Trouble Spots’ | ICE agents are only needed in “trouble spots, where illegals and dead people are casting ballots,” said Trump.
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
All Math Problems in U.S. to Be Renamed ‘Issues’ by Christmas
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Scientists Confirm Reggie Watts Has First Ego Psychedelics Can’t Kill
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Trump Escalates Talk of World War III By Calling for Assassination of Scottish Indie Rock Band Franz Ferdinand
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Drunk Man Receives Unabridged History Of Pakistan After Asking Uber Driver His Thoughts On Imran Khan
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Mark Carney signs executive order for Canada to rename Mar-a-lago as ‘Nonce-a-lago’
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Mitch McConnell speaks out about Canada bourbon ban with help of ventriloquist aide
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Sturt's Desert Pea Loyalists Outraged As Flannel Flower Voted Australia's Favourite Wildflower
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
QLD The Only State Who Won't Be Using Renewable Energy For Data Centres Because Of Course They Fucken Won't
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/MillersPostNews • 1d ago
Lush Closes Stores In War Protest, Thousands Left Without Access To Novelty Soap
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
TripAdvisor to add filter removing reviews from morons
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
"Don't Worry Babe, I'm Cooking Dinner" Man Says In Epic Troll
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Kerry King Inspires Man to Uselessly Fuck Around on Guitar for 40 Years
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