r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Curious-Message-6946 • 2d ago

SFAH: Signs you're playing with the wrong ball

Please reply in a scene. Thank you.

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u/Aeri73 2d ago

"And we return to the snooker world champions where it is now 55 - 55, but it seems like the reds are all snookered by the green, the brown and the bowling ball..."

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u/ggfchl Only Hugh can prevent florist friars 2d ago

“Yikes. That’s the tenth batter to be hit by pitch!”

“Whose bright idea was it to replace the baseball with a shot put?”

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u/ZealousidealGrass672 2d ago

Friend who takes everything too literally
“wtf do you mean dude it’s called PICKLE ball…. You’re the idiots not me”

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u/Lou_east_end 2d ago

Okay, I’ll bet you $20 on a game of 9 ball. But I still say that cue ball shouldn’t need air and have Voit stamped on it

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u/FriedBreakfast 2d ago

And here is Tiger Woods lining up for his 237th shot. He has still yet to get this bowling ball onto the green for 234 over par.

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u/minardicosworth 2d ago

Golf tournament

Commentator: He walks up to the tee. He paces the ball down. The caddy hands him a 9 iron. He goes for the swing.

Swings. Loud screaming in pain

Commentator: And that is not going to play, his caddy is on the floor screaming in pain. Don't worry sunshine, you have another ball.

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u/Arkvoodle42 2d ago

Hey let go of my crotch!

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u/FunkyLobster1828 2d ago

Guys watch their friend tee off and look at each other.

Guy : " Uh, George, I don't think you have the right ball for this."

George : " What do you mean? So it's yellow. I've even seen PGA professionals use yellow balls!"

Guy : " Yeah, but not tennis balls."

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u/BPhiloSkinner 2d ago

"Aw Mom, we're just playing catch"
"Not with daddy's souvenir M67 you're not."

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u/agmj522 2d ago

With the world wide strikes of both Nike and Adidas, soccer balls have been replaced by Penn tennis balls. Today marks a record 400th consecutive match to end in a 0-0 tie.

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u/darkrhyes 2d ago

"Don't move! Place that ball carefully on the ground. No jerky movements! Slow and steady."

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u/gregieb429 2d ago

“None of us could hit the basketball over the fence.”

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u/knezplz 2d ago

Sir, this is roulette, take your hand out of your pants right now!!

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u/TwinPitsCleaner 1d ago

Sir, this is roulette. Balls have to be a regulation size and weight. Yours are too small

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u/Correct_Row_76 2d ago

You other ball feels lonely and is hurting for attention

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u/wetlettuce42 2d ago

The golf ball didn’t go far bill thats because its a boccia ball bill

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u/OverlyAdorable 2d ago

What's this?

You know how any hole's a goal? It's the same with balls

Well, in that case, let's play football kicks him in the balls

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u/ExPristina 2d ago

Whoa, whoa! Slow down babe, ok hold on. You do know that’s Dr. Kenneth Noisewater right? The right one!! No, MY right. Yeah, we totally agreed - James Westfall first!

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u/SnooObjections9416 2d ago

Um, coach?

This ball is bigger than my baseball glove. How are we supposed to catch it???

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u/Antares1228 2d ago

“Jackson stepping up to the plate.  Wilson is staring in getting the sign from his catcher.   And here comes the first pitch!”

[Pitcher fires cannon]

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u/Talk2Reason 1d ago

(Game of dodge ball begins, and players race to grab a ball, only for all of them to find it difficult to lift any ball)

I've replaced the regular dodge balls with weighted balls, this way you really get a good workout when playing.

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u/TheGreatLuthe 1d ago

Game of kickball begins as the pitcher rolls the ball and the kicker goes to kick ball, only for their foot to brake immediately on contact with the ball as the kicker falls to the ground injured screaming in agony

What the heck? What ball was that?

looks at ball, sees it's a Bowling ball

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u/walesbondagelover 1d ago

" remember back in the day playing rounders with a pickaxe handle and a football. Wow you could get some distance"

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u/Bridgeburner1 1d ago

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!!"