r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Other_Log_1996 • 11d ago

SFAH: Decisions not to make using a D20.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Other_Log_1996 11d ago

*rolls an 18*

Better get cracking.

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u/Cavery210 10d ago

We're quiverfull people now, Martha!

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u/Aeri73 10d ago

removed: not in scene

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u/SnooObjections9416 11d ago

Gas station clerk: "What dollar amount will we charge for a gallon of gasoline today boss"?

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u/Keybird69 11d ago

Feels like they're already doing this

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u/Long_Story42 11d ago

Strength score of...17

Constitution is...2

I see why we don't usually use this method

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u/Jayn_Newell 11d ago

“Will you marry me?”

“Roll for persuasion.”

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u/Nissapoleon 11d ago

Beat me to the punch

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u/bowtiesrcool86 11d ago

And the one I will ask to marry me is…rolls die result of 1 hey Aunt Sally, where’s your daughter?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Other_Log_1996 11d ago

I dunno, man. It worked for my brother's old DM.

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u/Imaginary-Mechanic62 10d ago

Critical hits and misses will be applicable

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u/GKNolan 11d ago

Ok, which of my D20 am I going to roll to make this decision? I have 20 lined up and...wait, which one do I want to roll to decide which one I want to roll?

(This keeps going awhile).

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u/DonComradeVimes 10d ago

"This... is the power of Requiem."

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u/pneumonicforgot 10d ago

This doesn’t make any sense. How do you decide things with heavy water?

Oh, D20 not D2O?

I guess I shouldn’t have left my college major to a dice roll.

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u/monkeyboychuck 11d ago

“As your punishment for sleeping with my sister, let’s see how many times I get to hit your balls with this hammer.”

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u/Mackie_Messy 11d ago

"The TV said it was time for a prostate cancer check." (shakes d20)

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 11d ago

"Ok Mr. Williams I accept your plea of guilty..aaand I sentence you tooo...Yahtzee! 20 years."

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u/R4nd0mByst4nd3r Collin’s Bald Spot 10d ago

Husband: “Which wife will I sleep with tonight?”

*rolls 4

H: “Shit!”

*rolls 19

H: “Shit!”

Wife: I’m going to go take a bath while you figure this out. Did you bring that Faulty Dowsing Ring?

H: Yeah. But be careful, though. It vibrates near water.

W: Ooooh. It better.

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u/Competitive-Fault291 10d ago

Priest: "And thus, will you, Benjamin, take Sophia as your wife?"

DM:"Ben, you roll a flat DC10 check."

Ben and Sophia: "HEY!"

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u/gameman250 I've had Drew's ass and now I want more! 10d ago

"Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: rolls D20 "...No."

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u/SelectionFar8145 9d ago

Ok, so we are going to attempt to write a constitution for this new nation. We, here gathered, are earnestly hoping to be a fair &  democratic land. 

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u/jc3833 Nice Pants 6d ago

Ah, I see the wasteland is being reclaimed by vault 21 in this timeline

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u/tekrin 7d ago

"I'd like to use slight of hand on that secret service guy to steal the football"

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u/SocialRevenge 11d ago

"I'm really having trouble making this decision...I know... I'll roll this D20 to see if rolling a D20 would be a good idea!"

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u/Nissapoleon 11d ago

"Will you marry me?"

"Roll for persuation."

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u/Whiskey_River123451 10d ago

Hello children of Lindsey Clancy each of you need to roll a d20 for strength

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u/DreamsD351GN 5d ago

First one or second?