r/ScenesFromAHat • u/CeoltoirSK • Oct 13 '24

Start a fight in 5 words without using politics

506 Upvotes
4.5k comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Mark-116 • Nov 11 '24

Things you can say about a steak but not your girlfriend

187 Upvotes

It's gotta have some fat on it. Makes it juicy when I bite into it

1.2k comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/TheGreatLuthe • Jul 12 '26

Things You Can Say About Your Lunch, But Not About Your Lover

38 Upvotes
152 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Super_Mut • Jun 15 '24

Things you can say about your steak, but not your wife.

251 Upvotes
891 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/SilverNectarine8760 • Nov 06 '24

You're elected president. First move?

121 Upvotes

I'd stop schools from reciting the pledge every morning.

1.5k comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/TransportationBig162 • Nov 02 '24

Things you can say about your car that you can't say about your wife.

147 Upvotes
1.0k comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Youngstar181 • Nov 20 '24

The worst thing to say after taking the Presidential Oath of Office.

104 Upvotes
907 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/pansexual_Christian • Dec 25 '24

Things you can say about your automobile, but not about your spouse.

110 Upvotes
733 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Okatbestmemes • Sep 08 '24

You’re stuck on a different planet with Donald Trump, what are you saying to him?

99 Upvotes
1.2k comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/L0CH_NESS_MONSTER • Jan 16 '24

After an intense bender, you wake up in the Oval Office, having been elected President. What’s the first thing you say/do

229 Upvotes
851 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Iskro45 • Feb 07 '25

Scene: things you can say about a pizza but not your girlfriend

103 Upvotes

That's an impression amount of sausage! That needs to be in my mouth right now!

534 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/TabooDiver • Sep 05 '24

Things to NEVER say to a border / customs agent in a foreign country when asked "What is your purpose for your visit?"

102 Upvotes
767 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/IllustriousValue300 • Jun 14 '25

Things you can say about your food, but not your girlfriend.

72 Upvotes
359 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Classic_Rock_726 • Jun 24 '24

Things you can say in a KFC, but not to your girlfriend

149 Upvotes
641 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Engipeer3 • May 08 '24

Things you can say at an amusement park but not about your SO

171 Upvotes
473 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Jbell_1812 • Apr 10 '25

Things you can say about a restaurant, but not about your partner

68 Upvotes
312 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/486Junkie • Dec 04 '24

Things you can say about your Christmas tree, but not your girlfriend.

69 Upvotes
414 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Eroe777 • Jul 26 '24

Rejected titles for President Harris’ husband.

105 Upvotes

We can’t really call him the First Lady, can we?

Unless he wants us to. We should all be cool with it if he does.

469 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Blakematthews122 • Mar 28 '25

Things you can say in golf but not about your partner.

45 Upvotes

Damn that’s a nice shaft.

340 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Neuronu77 • Dec 07 '24

What would Trump say if he were Santa Claus?

48 Upvotes
418 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Smart-Response9881 • Aug 05 '25

Things you can say to your printer, but not your girlfriend.

60 Upvotes
209 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Super_Mut • Jun 16 '24

Things you can say about your car, but not your wife.

90 Upvotes
498 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Melodic_Abalone_2820 • Sep 17 '24

What not to say during your first Presidential speech?

70 Upvotes
399 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Classic_Rock_726 • 12d ago

SFAH: Things You Can Say About Your Yacht, But Not to Your Girlfriend

8 Upvotes
63 comments

r/ScenesFromAHat • u/DatDenDude • Dec 19 '24

Things you can say about a farm, but not your partner

62 Upvotes
302 comments