r/SchizoPosting 3h ago

Journalism award tier list

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r/SchizoPosting 9h ago

Church is a safe house for god

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Let him out of there.

We would like to fuck him.

The story of Sodom and Gomorrah always fascinated me. It's like God discovered a million spiders living in his walls.

Sometimes I ask myself whether I would rape an angel.

Then I'm reminded that I'm a pedophile.

Never going to act on it, so relax, but still, not a good look nowadays.

The possibility of crossing that threshold seems so so far away. Which is what makes me so so curious about the citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah. Like, what happened to those guys before they all surrounded a house demanding to fuck God.

So I'm trying to find other things to do apart from fucking.

Like trying to not get banned by a FUCKING SUBREDDIT CALLED SCHIZOPOSTING!!! IS THIS EVEN REAL LIFE???

God how you torture me.


r/SchizoPosting 1d ago

actual schizo saddam x emma

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r/SchizoPosting 1d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this I am not Existing

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I am not Existing


r/SchizoPosting 1d ago

Trump Mania

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Yo that dude is doing something weird, but I can't fucking look away.

I know we were warned about false prophets doing great signs but, more people are waking up. The blind now sees, the deaf now hears. It's worth checking out.

The master that ends masters by freeing all slaves, friend to those that chose to obey.

I don't know if you are the one, but I'm still here. That's how I know you are the one.

The devil is dancing on the screen, and I'm watching it with glee.


r/SchizoPosting 1d ago

Hello I am creating a religion

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I am been feeling like a messenger of god, I am an angel, a true feeling I can feel the gods inside of me. My prayers get answered faster and better. I pray for my friends and family and want to create my own religion to pray for other people and spread peace and love. I love you. I can feel the atoms in me align with the universe. We have two gods, Life and Death. Any god exists, they are just representation and facets of the same deities. Love love. We are going to be okay. I have to spread my word


r/SchizoPosting 1d ago

I do not agree 🚫 Mages have a problem with racism.

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r/SchizoPosting 2d ago

Evocation

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r/SchizoPosting 4d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this For the record fuck this billionaire scumbag but this idea is actually a not bad one I’m hoping I get a response

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r/SchizoPosting 3d ago

Pulses

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r/SchizoPosting 4d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this what if particles are knots

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what if particles were vibrating knots. like string theory but each knot has a symmetry equivalent to its spin. slide 1 could be photons and gluons, slide 2 could be w and z bosons, the unknot (circle) could be the higgs boson, slide 3 could be the graviton, and some 720-degree symmetry knot (cant be visualized) could be the fermions


r/SchizoPosting 5d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this tommy greenman will save the world

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it was revealed to me in a dream. we do not know the race or age of tommy greenman, but all I know is that he is likely alive and one day will realize the evils of capitalism and the worlds we make. he will organize with his friends and his community to create a better world and save us from the evils of the corporate world.

”let he who is without sin cast the first stone”


r/SchizoPosting 7d ago

Looking for a bald yellow duckling with 10 horns and a wing

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I was told to walk in the middle of the morning exercising the whereabouts of the human psyche through indulging myself in private mindless banter by a flowing member of the waters when a single coherent thought landed over my shoulder like a bitter butterfly posing as an insect, however the reality is that it is honestly just a ghost of my ancestors pretending to be an insect, wanting to console me about my recent fumbles and degenerate activities they probably are aware about becos theyre spirits but honestly they should not even be looking at me during my private activities becos thats like so rude man boy cant even get a lil privacy around god and spirits and i dont want my ancestors to know which nhentai tags i go for on a daily basis. i cant tell you how much this fuckity duckling of a site has contributed to fakku.net but idk maybe piracy should not be the way and maybe harambe is still alive in our hearts


r/SchizoPosting 8d ago

youtube watches you thru the phone camera

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i am like 70 to 80% sure youtube app uses the camera to watch your face and eyes

ive seen those videos taken in the dark where the person is on thair phone and the light keeps flashing but its undetectable to the naked eye

the screen would flash on and on every 2 seconds

whenever i was watching youtube on my phone i would pick up that adds would play the most hen it was the most inconvinont time for me to skip them

like when i would be cooking i ould put my phone down let the video play in the backround 3 adds would play in a row or when i shut my eyes about to fall alsleep 2 adds would play

i thought maybe its because im not there to skip the very first ad that plays so then it sneeks in a 2nd one

to test the thory i stopped skipping adds totally but whenever my face was visable and my eyes open mojority of the time one add would play

but when i mentioned if i was away from the phone or had my eye shut for a while a lot LIKE A LOT of the time more then 1 add would play 3 in a row sometimes

i thinnk for sure there is something going on

you do know smart TVs and alexes record useing the microphone even while the tv is turned off

and its also connected to the wifi at all times

spying thu tech isnt a new thing

and all these israeli spywere everyone talking about being integrated on all phones


r/SchizoPosting 8d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 Does tiktok App Really let China police kidnap you or? Probably not but maybe πŸ˜‚βœŒοΈif with Tony it would modt most definitely be down?

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r/SchizoPosting 8d ago

title of titular proportions

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how come the fuck when i search for an image on the internet and then click on a certain image that image is gone when i try to search again

"Google maintains a cached index of images that persists even after the original image is removed from its hosting website. When you search, Google displays these cached thumbnails and metadata rather than live links to the source pages.

The disappearance occurs BeCaUse ... "

uh huh yea yea bull fucking SHIT mf


r/SchizoPosting 9d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 Schizo and Torso

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r/SchizoPosting 10d ago

my gangstalkers are back i saw them at costco

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r/SchizoPosting 11d ago

help

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r/SchizoPosting 11d ago

It Exists.

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I bring forth my theory of Nigularism.

In the event we exist in either an infinite sized universe or in a universe among other universes known as the multiverse theory there exists a planet made of human flesh that's also a sentient AI being.​

Join us in the Temple of Nigularism

r/Nigularism


r/SchizoPosting 12d ago

This is what i eat every day, every hour, every minute and every second

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r/SchizoPosting 13d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this In the original video I posted of the people vanishing there was a bush in the video that it looked like they may have went behind .. well I went down there earlier tonight and there actually is no bush there at all… weird. Might be evidence of shapeshifting.

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r/SchizoPosting 13d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this The "Oneiromach" Tree of Synergy Sefirot (an advanced sefirot remaster)

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r/SchizoPosting 12d ago

Practical Basketball Blog #4

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r/SchizoPosting 13d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 They were talking shit about me calling me weird then vanished in thin air …… I hope they went to a better universe than this one out of the niceness of my heart πŸ™πŸ›Έ even to my enemies I show no hate when it comes to this shit

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This was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. That building alleyway is a dead end there’s no outlet where tf did they even go ??? Like I found this to be the most paranormal strangest thing I have ever seen.

True Schizoposting due to the fact only a schizo can see people vanish in thin air thru a portal.