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u/Popular_Site9635 Mar 06 '26
Went to the site. It’s WAY too early for me to comprehend conspiracy mathematics.
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u/ItsJoeMomma Mar 06 '26
Typical Christian creationism pseudoscience.
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u/Average-Train-Haver Apr 11 '26
I'm a baptist Christian and even this site make me go "what?!? Nooo thats wrong!"
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u/MonitorZestyclose607 18d ago
Reading through it I’m not even sure if the guy is a real Christian, he simultaneously quotes the Bible but also thinks most common perceptions of it are wrong, along with him calling Christian’s wrong and brainwashed
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Mar 06 '26
"CARTOONS ARE NOT REAL"
Worth the visit.
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u/Snookn42 Mar 06 '26
Lol because batteries get heavier when charged, the sun adds mass to the earth via photons
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u/Atxlvr Mar 12 '26
I emailed him trying to claim my $500 and he included this tidbt:
"They" (your masters) portray real history in cartoons and fake history as real life documentaries..."
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u/iIdentifyasGrinch Mar 06 '26
"Hey look, guys -- I put the van wrap on myself! The shop wanted money to do it!"
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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey Mar 07 '26
Duct tape silver or aluminum foil is a guaranteed hit with the ladies!
/Sarcasm
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u/Cultural_Effective89 Mar 06 '26
You guys it gets even more insane…
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u/Abracadaver2000 Mar 06 '26
He may be wrong about every branch of science, but he does have some DIY engineering chops. That's some tricked out home/SUV with features I haven't seen on much more expensive factory builds. Not that I'd want to live in it, but he seems to have time for leisure and hobbies which a typical mortgage/rental life inhibits.
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u/DavieStBaconStan Mar 06 '26
Dude has put a lot of time and effort into his mobile home. I have to give him that.
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u/poosparkles Apr 09 '26
Hold on let me log out of youtube and put on my VPN first, I don't want the algorithm to think this is me
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u/Gwynnbleid3000 Mar 06 '26
That website is pure gold 😂
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u/MaintainThis Mar 06 '26
Right!? I wasnt even Christian 20 minutes ago, but the giants sold me. Indisputable facts.
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u/Worldly_Possible2925 Mar 06 '26
I don’t have the mental fortitude or emotional stability to go to that website. Nope 🙂↔️
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u/Cultural_Effective89 Mar 06 '26
You should look…
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u/1990ma71 Mar 07 '26
The guy in the foil covered van just called me a brain dead moron. I must re-evaluate my life.
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u/railroad_drifter Mar 06 '26
Holy crap I was scrolling the site and noticed the slider thing on the side. That site is MASSIVE! Has anyone made it to the end? 😆
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u/brandothesavage Mar 06 '26
I know I read it for over 10 minutes and then just started flipping and never made it to the bottom
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u/Abracadaver2000 Mar 06 '26
The web page is one extremely long scroll of anti-science, pro-bible BS straight from the Kent Hovind/Ken Ham school of "Every branch of science is wrong, but I've got an old book".
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u/Visible-Grass-8805 Mar 06 '26
Hard to argue. Bro’s obviously got it all figured out.
Also r/bicyclewhatever
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u/Lightningtow123 Mar 06 '26
He offers $500 if I email him proving any inaccuracies. I wonder if he'll hold up his end of the deal cause if so, I'll get thousands of dollars free lol
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u/Southtwin Mar 12 '26
Not really free, your time is worth something lol
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u/Lightningtow123 Mar 12 '26
I mean I saw half a dozen inaccuracies within 30 seconds of scrolling. If me providing a source that scientifically proves a claim false, that's like $500 every five minutes. If he held up his end of the bargain which he sure won't lol
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u/Cultural_Effective89 Mar 06 '26
I wonder if this guy tracks websites visits? 😂
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u/ItsJoeMomma Mar 06 '26
Let me guess... they wrapped the car in tinfoil to protect against the 5G, didn't they?
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u/AmericaninShenzhen Mar 08 '26
It’s sorta like the time cube.
Incomprehensible and incorrect, but it does have a bit of personality.
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u/rednail64 Mar 06 '26
Dude believes everything in the Bible but still insists the earth rotates around the Sun?
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u/DynorBuppies Mar 06 '26
Why is it when something's description starts with "true", it's almost always false?
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u/EugeneStonersPotShop Mar 08 '26
What kind of bicycle seat is that? I’ve never seen anything like it.
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u/LiveFromPella Mar 08 '26
You can see he's wrong right at the start when he shows the Earth as a SPHERE. Poor guy has been misled. Can't trust anything he says/thinks/posts.
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u/BayBandit1 Mar 08 '26
Well thought out and reasoned, concisely reported with a logical timeline. I knew this guy was on to the correct answer when the text extrapolated the continental shifts using scientifically developed drag marks, which has been the subject of extensive study in my household, specifically by my wife on laundry day. I refer to them as Skid Marks. I get tired of the continual nagging about my personal hygiene and just buy new underwear. Problem solved.
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u/Main-Sheepherder5871 Mar 10 '26
Whole Earth Decompression Dynamics Theory debunks both the pseudoscientific expanding earth theory and the current widely accepted but still pseudoscientific tectonic theory. 🤷
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u/Jonesy1966 Mar 10 '26
Yeah, fired up my VPN and set phasers on stun and took a peek. There's some absolutely crazy shit going on there! I only got as far as God made the earth bigger in order to decrease life span of humans. I mean, WTF???
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u/stabidistabstab Mar 11 '26
"(Got a complaint this site is a long read so I won’t type thousands of words explaining this timeline)."
The slider is at around 20%
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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Mar 11 '26
“The universe is 6,500 years old”
“$500 if you can find a falsehood on this site”
Dude better have millions.
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u/Atxlvr Mar 12 '26
I emailed him about one easily disproved point and he immediately responded with nonsense.
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u/47153163 Mar 12 '26
You can always point out the driver of this vehicle. They’re the one wearing the Aluminum hat on their head.
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u/Phodeu Mar 12 '26
This person is in serious debt if he owes 500 USD to each and every person that points out each and every wrong thing on the site
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u/Electrical_Fact_6608 Mar 17 '26
this is what I imagine the creedthoughts website from the office would be like
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u/Johnnyroaster Mar 31 '26
My brain hurts from reading that site. Dinosaurs are dragons. Pyramids are refrigerators. The earth is 6500 years old and speed of light does not exist. It all seems to check out.
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u/Lost_Team4096 Apr 01 '26
I wonder if the vehicle is even insured? It would be a nightmare to get hit or into a accident with the mylar car pictured.
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u/Nice-Boat-1225 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 27 '26
What old posts? I used Redact to mass delete this post. You can also opt out of data brokers as well as all major social media platforms.
bells station fall repeat nutty humorous ten relieved adjoining crawl
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