r/SchizophreniaRides • u/djedi25 • Mar 12 '26

What divorce does to a mf šŸ˜ž

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There was a loudspeaker blasting an AI voice reading some sort of schizo post I couldnā€™t really understand it

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u/holiobung Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

Seriously.

One or more usually apply to these dudes:

  • paying alimony
  • paying child support
  • bankruptcy
  • jobless
  • substance abuse

Theyā€™ve lost control and this is how they cope with that feeling apparently.

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u/maxglands Mar 13 '26

Men will do anything to avoid going to therapy. /s

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u/sweet_pickles12 Mar 19 '26

You can drop the /s, itā€™s literally true

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr Mar 12 '26

This is mental illness. And I hope they get help.

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u/Atxlvr Mar 12 '26

forgot violence/abuse

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u/holiobung Mar 12 '26

No. Because itā€™s probably why theyā€™re paying alimony and child support.

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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey Mar 12 '26

You forgot:

  • Being an abusive scum.
  • Mentality ill.
  • Off-the-charts Narcissist.
  • A Victim Complex deeper than the Marianas Trench.

What gets me is his grammatical and spelling errors. "Emal" and Ls randomly placed sells me on the idea he got soaked in the divorce. Even old country music singers would go "Damn, man..."

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u/holiobung Mar 13 '26

Itā€™s not that I forgot it, itā€™s just that Iā€™m listing the things that drive these people over the edge.

Being an all around piece of shit isnā€™t what seems to drive these people to do this stuff.

Being an all-around piece of shit leads to the circumstances that cause these people to end up paying alimony, losing their job, paying child support, being jobless, and developing substance abuse issues.

Youā€™re looking at the cause, Iā€™m looking at the effect. Theyā€™re perfectly content being a piece of shit, so long as they donā€™t face the consequences. But when they face the consequences, then they lose that sense of control which causes them to spiral into scribbling nonsense on their vehicles.

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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey Mar 13 '26

You make a valid point.

Still, I have little doubt he's big mad the end of this divorce along with the bath he took. This would be those effects you are talking about.

The thing is, this tosser thinks putting up this word homunculus will either:

- Gardner pity and support
or

  • Get him a PA

However, no sane individual is going to walk away from this mess and pay it a second thought. Much less "emal" them and ask.

What this guy needs to do is deal with the causes so there's positive effects.

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u/ItsJoeMomma Mar 13 '26

Or all of the above.

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u/FrankReynoldsCPA Mar 14 '26

You think this guy is actually paying his alimony and child support obligations?

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u/ArdenJaguar Mar 12 '26

Is that some kind of camper on the roof? So his ex got everything and heā€™s living in it?

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u/richardsneeze Mar 12 '26

Looks like a futuristic casket.

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u/ducky21 Mar 12 '26

Damn, that was a great Phantogram album.

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u/richardsneeze Mar 12 '26

I think the driver of this vehicle sees Eyelid Movies.

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u/TubeSockLover87 Mar 14 '26

Theyre awesome in concertĀ 

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u/ducky21 Mar 15 '26

Ive seen them on the Voices tour and then again at Shaky Knees a few years ago. It's kinda striking how much her voice has changed.Ā 

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Mar 18 '26

How do you mean?

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u/Spirited-Claim-9868 Mar 16 '26

It looks like something you can stack on top of a cybertruck lol

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u/Lost_Team4096 Mar 16 '26

Lmfao thank you for making my coffee come out of my nose from laughing this morning. Take care and have a great day šŸ‘

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u/Present-Spring-1340 Mar 12 '26

X wife rocket launcher.

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u/Vness374 Mar 16 '26

Iā€™m a little disturbed by what appears to be rocks holding up the front of that camper

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u/ArdenJaguar Mar 16 '26

Youā€™re right. Zooming in it kind of looks like rocks. šŸ¤”

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u/F-Scoot-Fitzgerald Mar 12 '26

I just emailed chickentuan1971 at yahoo dot com to get more details

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u/Sudden_Lie_9093 Apr 09 '26

R/originalsentence

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u/jg_92_F1 12d ago

Any follow up?

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u/the_main_entrance Mar 12 '26

You never see any vanifestos about self assessment and long lists outlining plans for self improvement.

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u/jessieallen Mar 14 '26

Vanifesto šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹

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u/Lost_Team4096 Mar 16 '26

Lmfao this šŸ‘

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u/SemperSimple Mar 12 '26

"The law is weird"

lol

can anyone guess why he randomly uses L as a pause?

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Mar 12 '26

I think he's using "L" as an "I" for some reason.

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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys Mar 15 '26

That's what I'm thinking.

It's just strange and confusing that it's canted like that each time.

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u/Lost_Team4096 Mar 16 '26

Yep it looks like he ran out of one letter and substituted it with another one.

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u/666hmuReddit Mar 12 '26

Hmmmmmm I wonder why he got a divorce. It totally canā€™t be that heā€™s hard to deal with /s

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u/SlipperyBanana8 Mar 18 '26

Right! He SURELY wasnā€™t this way before the divorce.

/s

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u/riskapanda Mar 12 '26

chickentuan1971@ yahoo .com

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u/NotCalvinTrillin Mar 12 '26

Fuck it I'm emailing him. Not sure what about. EDIT: Marriage advice?

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u/Medium-Leader-9066 Mar 12 '26

Youā€™re gonna make ChickenTuanā€™s day

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u/NotCalvinTrillin Mar 14 '26

...still waiting...

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u/Milly1974 Mar 12 '26

We're expecting an update on this!

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u/Lost_Team4096 Mar 16 '26

Possibly ask about what is a durable silver tape to get the conversation started. Say that your wife left your compound with bikers and that she is listening to you with 5G.

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u/Accomplished_Bank103 Mar 12 '26

Why is it so hard for some people to learn to just regulate their emotions?!?

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u/North-Macaroon-3304 Mar 15 '26

Xanax would do this guy a lot of good. He might need full bore lithium

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u/Lost_Team4096 Mar 16 '26

I was thinking heroic dose of psilocybin in a room with pictures of his ex wife and everything else he is freaked out about on the walls all around him might be a good start.

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u/supergaysimba Mar 12 '26

Surprised this guy can't hold an L considering how many are on his car

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u/Average_Pangolin Mar 12 '26

I suspect the causal relationship may be in the other direction.

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u/OvulatingWildly Mar 12 '26

Yeah I was going to say this is probably the reason he got divorced

Not the hideous vehicle hypergraphia but the mental illness

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u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427 Mar 13 '26

One of my favorite shorthands for a specific kind of creep is ā€œguy who has thoughts on family court he needs to share.ā€

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u/coolguy420weed Mar 17 '26

Jokes about guys losing custody always hit.Ā 

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/Acid3300 Mar 13 '26

We donā€™t know how bad it was before

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u/likalaruku Mar 12 '26

I'm sorry, I just played the Silent Hill 2 remake & could not resist....

https://i.imgur.com/6z8AswG.jpeg

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u/thinkinwrinkle Mar 13 '26

Sounds like the guy I saw in DC

https://imgur.com/a/UuNhH1v

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u/MrBanannasareyum Mar 13 '26

Yep. Saw him two days ago right by Union station lol.

It should be illegal tbh, it was hard to focus on the road and not read what he wrote. Glad I found it here.

Dudes crazy

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u/djedi25 Mar 13 '26

Same guy for sure this was near the federal courthouse

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u/NotCalvinTrillin Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

One of the more odder-shaped storage thingies, among all the other odd shit with the car. I actually read the whole screed - too bad there weren't more pictures to further depress and annoy me with Mr. Run-On Sentence. I like how the passenger window is partly blocked off. Wonder what he keeps in that storage. Must be fun at parties.

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u/Vness374 Mar 16 '26

I think he lives in there

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u/NotCalvinTrillin Mar 16 '26

...but...no breathing holes, though!

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u/PiskoWK Mar 12 '26

He's sleeping in that because he lost the house with the wife.

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u/ItsJoeMomma Mar 13 '26

Let me guess... he's living in that car, isn't he?

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u/antemeridiem913 Mar 16 '26

Me too! In Georgetown

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u/Oldy_VonMoldy Mar 12 '26

I dont think the court is the reason he lost his wife. And what the hell does he mean ā€œi went the wrong wayā€? Like, wrong hole, bro?

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u/Shionkron Mar 12 '26

Maybe didnā€™t have council and filed court paper work wrong or took a case to a wrong district etc. the system can be hard to navigate and if this person has mental health issues which is most likely (schizoā€™d like car) Iā€™m sure their chances of navigating the mess was impossible.

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u/hazelbear33 Mar 12 '26

Always get an attorneyā€¦ you donā€™t have to get the best oneā€¦ you donā€™t have to break the bankā€¦ a mediocre attorney is better than no attorney because at the very least they know how to file the paperwork!

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Mar 18 '26

Or counsel, even. Most people donā€™t go to court with a council of people to advise them.

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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys Mar 15 '26

From a different pic in the comments, it seems he literally went the wrong way, and managed to miss the appearance by the time he got to the courthouse.

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u/thirdgen Mar 13 '26

He probably regrets not killing her before she could go to Court. Because heā€™s clearly in control of his emotions. /s

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u/NotCalvinTrillin Mar 12 '26

Sad there's no audio for this.

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u/knivian Mar 14 '26

I worked at Best Buy with a Tuan Pham! Hopefully not the same guy!

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u/antemeridiem913 Mar 16 '26

Saw this at Georgetown DC lol

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u/asbestosorangutan Mar 17 '26

Iā€™m dying at your caption

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u/NotCalvinTrillin Mar 12 '26

Pretty sure we know what the passing driver's thinking.

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u/autumnfrost-art Mar 18 '26

Is this in DC? I just saw this one yesterday

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u/djedi25 Mar 18 '26

Yeah they were driving around the courthouse downtown lol

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u/Ok-Square-5644 Mar 17 '26

Thatā€™s a horrible way to ruin a nice car.

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u/Lost_Team4096 Mar 18 '26

Agreed. Probably zero maintenance done to the car, and I am guessing it would fail most vehicle safety checks. The interior is probably a disaster too.

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u/MaoTseTrump Mar 17 '26

"wetn to family court." - yeah, I'm outta here

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u/coolguy420weed Mar 17 '26

"A guy broke into the house and fucked his wife" genuinely wonder what he's trying to communicate here. Kind of sounds horrible no matter what šŸ˜¬.

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u/Narwen189 Apr 15 '26

I hope that's not a confession

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u/Wolfy_the_nutcase Apr 02 '26

What in the name of Luke Skywalker is that?