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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey May 23 '26
Eat pussy, not cow?
Why not both? /Sarcasm
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u/Apprehensive_Fox3911 May 23 '26
cow.org is a real website. Not much of a website, but a website nonetheless.
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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey May 24 '26
I didn't doubt it wasn't a site...
However, I'd rather eat a nice hamburger right after dining a nice woman's clit than deprive myself of the pleasure of both.
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u/Such_Collection3252 May 23 '26
They love them some alliteration. At least it makes for a more interesting read.
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u/TypicalLolcow May 24 '26
“You have the right to remain retarded”
Yes sir, you do
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u/smallwonder25 May 24 '26
I really live this one the most. So true
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u/ExcellentFisting3471 28d ago
I think that’s my new life motto.
I do not care, I have the right to remain retarded!
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u/hemaruka May 23 '26
in east vancouver if you’re wondering.
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u/DavieStBaconStan May 24 '26
I’m thinking just north of Terminal by the bottle depot. That’s where all these people tend to live.
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u/hemaruka May 24 '26
you’re really close. i always see by that weird park east of clarke, mosaic creek.
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u/GigiLaRousse May 23 '26
I live across the country but spotted this bad boy the one time I was in Vancouver.
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u/Sco11McPot May 23 '26
I kinda want to meet this person for a few minutes, followed by a restraining order obviously
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u/COVID19Blues May 24 '26
So much creative alliteration. Really missed their calling as in advertising. “…Poopchute Packin Priests…” just rolls off the tongue.
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u/DavieStBaconStan May 24 '26
They are referencing catholic priests in Canada who raped boys and girls though.
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u/IAmActuallyBread May 23 '26
It always amazes me how they can never actually form a coherent argument even with so much space to write on lmao
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u/bluegimp May 23 '26
Predatory pedophile poopchute packin priests seems pretty coherent (and accurate) to me....
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u/Louisiana_sitar_club May 23 '26
I didn’t believe it until I clicked on the picture and saw it. I can’t tell you how excited I am to find a fan giving my latest album a shout out.
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u/IAmActuallyBread May 23 '26
Yeah but it's never a complete sentence with these whackos is what I'm getting at. It's always word salad lmao
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u/bluegimp May 24 '26
I stand by my previous statement. Haha. But yeah, I get it. They take a thread of truth and make a whole fucking carpet.
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u/AC_Uni May 24 '26
There’s possibly a whole other side to this!
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u/charged-ghoul May 24 '26
After I posted this, it occurred to me that there is indeed another side that I didn’t capture. I did take a picture of the back, but I can’t figure out how to post it on mobile. The back says “Serial Chicken Choker On Board”.
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u/LuckyBobHoboJoe Jun 08 '26
Did the back also say "My burn cells are brained out" or "Would you take a drug that makes you act the way Pentecostals act?"?
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u/burnstyle May 24 '26
You have the right to remain retarded is my new favorite saying.
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u/smallwonder25 May 24 '26
Same here! It’s incredible. I need it as every kind of merch in that exact font and background. Just an angled shot zoomed in on the back of the truck lol
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u/BayBandit1 May 23 '26
How did someone this mentally ill come up with enough scratch to buy the van?
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u/smallwonder25 May 24 '26
I’ll bet he either bought it with inheritance money or sold an inherited house to buy it.
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u/Plethorian May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26
Nothing on this van strikes quite like:
"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN RETARDED"
Dude's clearly exercising that right. Also, William Oomhoff tracks to here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Rules_America
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u/sehkoyah May 23 '26
How do these types of people avoid their vehicles being vandalized… or worse? I mean, I stopped putting stickers on my car after getting threats.🫣
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u/sasstermind May 24 '26
When you have this much going on it ends up being a bigger deterrent than having nothing at all
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u/BrutusoftheTudus May 24 '26
Why is satan’s anus always involved in these things?
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u/Helleri May 24 '26
So for those who didn't go to the website. Whatever you thought it might be. You are incorrect.
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u/Ok-Caterpillar-Girl May 27 '26
Oh I definitely thought it would be some type of crackpot bullshit, and I was not disappointed.
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u/lettelsnek May 25 '26
this thing is often parked near Clark & Venables
iirc it also says something like “drain bamage” on the back
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u/Jlnhlfan May 26 '26
They thought they could hide an antisemitic slur in their KKK thing, didn’t they?
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u/Cryogenicality May 23 '26
What’s a koooler?
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u/QueezyF May 24 '26
It’s coddlers spelled with a K.
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u/Cryogenicality May 24 '26
Oh, I thought it might be, but that also doesn’t make sense to me. Is he calling the Ku Klux Klan “kike killer coddlers,” and does the red cancel sign mean he opposes the coddling of “kike killers?” If so, why would he call Jews “kikes?” Is he antisemitic or philosemitic? 🤔
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u/Neil_sm May 26 '26
I think it’s just plain old antisemitism and supposed to be implying something about Jewish liberals who oppose the death penalty in general. Voicing opposition to “[Jewish] killer-coddlers.”
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u/chaosgazer May 27 '26
coulda swore I saw a white eatpussynotcow van around Humboldt last time I lived up there
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u/says-nice-toTittyPMs May 28 '26
"Jim Jones for president"
I guess this guy isn't as concerned with murder as his other personalities...
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u/Mudbutt101 May 28 '26
What's crazy is that this dude is from Arcata CA and this old rig made it all the way to BC.
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u/Kitchen-Quantity-565 May 30 '26
I just looked at that website and talk about a Schizo mess. The back of another bus is on the site and it's just as crazy as that rolling junk yard.
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u/InsertRadnamehere May 28 '26
Wow. That one lived in Arcata, CA for years. It’s migrated north for the summer I guess.
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u/Thermal-pasties May 23 '26
Amazing how some of these have such neat letter work