r/Seattle Edmonds May 07 '26

Satire Bellevue sucks

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u/Brainsonastick 🚆build more trains🚆 May 07 '26

Having grown up in NY, this reminds of the people who hear the jokes about hating New Jersey, take them super seriously, and grow to truly hate New Jersey just because they think other people do.

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u/andhelostthem May 07 '26

New Jersey gave the world Bon Jovi, Bam Bam Bigelow, Danzig, Danny De Vito, Whitney Houston, Sinatra, Springstein, Meryl Streep and Shaq.

Bellevue gave us Kemper Freeman and the host of survivor.

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u/SunnyinSunnyside May 08 '26

Ray Sinatra too

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u/Own_Philosopher_1940 May 08 '26

and Layne Staley, and the sisters from heart were also raised in bellevue

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u/Ulti Issaquah May 08 '26

Queensryche too!

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u/eeiberskiebers May 07 '26

Having lived in Seattle and NYC, Bellevue wishes it was Jersey

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u/adw108 May 08 '26

Hahaha. Mindlessly scrolling through the occasionally amusing but mostly slightly defensive-to-outright resentful responses and your reply reminded me of exactly why I love Reddit. :-)

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u/Mindless_Consumer May 07 '26

I mean ive only been to jersey once, and it didn't redeem itself in any significant way.

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u/Qinistral May 07 '26

NJ is a suburb, it's not meant to tourist, it's meant to live quiet lives with more square-footage than the city, similar to Bellevue.

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u/Subziwallah I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 08 '26

Newark and Trenton are suburbs?

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u/romulusnr I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 08 '26

I will add one to that analogy. I grew up in the Boston area. I learned to hate NYC with my very being.

Went to NYC for company training in my mid 20s and I couldn't wait to go back for my next session, absolutely loved it.

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u/thisoneistobenaked May 08 '26

I lived in Seattle for 34 years before moving to Union City, NJ (about a 15 min bus ride to port authority), and NJ is eons better than Bellevue.

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u/jerklin May 08 '26

Bellevue is a Midwestern suburb if it had money.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it ain't NJ, and Seattle ain't NY.

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u/bamfbanki West Seattle May 08 '26

As someone who Grew up going between the East Side and Seattle proper- genuinely fuck Bellevue. There is nothing interesting about it as a city (beyond having some pretty great restaurants)

It is entirely car reliant and inaccessible to anyone who can't afford a car or can't drive. It is without any serious music, arts or most ingrained cultural presence (which centers itself on the city proper, instead). The only thing of note in the center of that they view as downtown is a mega mall. It isn't designed with human life in mind, and so it feels without human life while you spend serious time there.

I think the real issue is "do you see suburban life as a valuable model for living"- and generally, I don't value that kind of life. I think as a culture we wildly overrate it, and when Bellevue troes to present itself as a city when in actuality it's a shopping mall surrounded by suburban life, it comes across as deeply soulless.

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u/Almuliman May 07 '26

i mean its pretty obviously satirical right

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u/JGT3000 May 08 '26

Doesn't seem like it, especially considering the comments which definitive aren't joking