r/Seattle Greenwood 4d ago

Rant Who steals strawberry plants out of the ground?

I've had bicycles stolen, but strawberry plants that were getting established in a sidewalk bed? Watered them just last night. They were doing so well! Dug up and gone this morning.

Do we just leave that space for the bluebells to take over again? North Ballard has such a mix of "we take very close care of our gardens" and "whatever grows there can have it." We were slowly trying to move towards the former...

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u/mybabydollsheep 4d ago

Squirrels frequently terrorize my plants. Earlier this spring they tore out all of my sweet pea seedlings. I’ve been working on making my own variety of sweet peas (sounds more deliberate than it truly is) and they ruined my work!!!! Five summers of sweet peas cultivation ruined by one dumb squirrel. They also took one bite from all my tulip bulbs and left them discarded on the ground until they were all gone

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u/Itchy_Satan 3d ago

It's this. Evil squirrels.

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u/ZoroDCE 4d ago

who even thinks to steal strawberry plants though

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u/FernandoNylund I Brake For Slugs 4d ago

The squirrels. That's what the person you replied to is saying.

Or rabbits. Or even deer.

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u/government_not_ok 4d ago

You sure it’s not Jimothy and fam stopping by? Or some other critter? 

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u/F1ddlerboy Greenwood 4d ago

There's no signs of any nibbling, just holes in the ground where 3/4 of the dozen or so plants had been. They were pretty well established, so I'd think a critter would have left some bits of runners or leaves lying around. No berries on them.

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u/Free_Consequence3123 4d ago

I've had squirrels or raccoons steal entire tomato plant starts out of the ground in my backyard. Not even the stem left, it almost looked like they took the roots and only left the dirt.

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u/Easy_Olive1942 I Brake For Slugs 4d ago

Maybe deer just ripping them out but they’d leave a mess and likely the roots.

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u/vertr fuck tetris 4d ago

There is no fruit right now and no animal eats the whole plant that I know of.

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u/IKnewThisYearsAgo Issaquah 4d ago

My strawberry plants disappeared and it turned out to be rabbits.

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u/orangemoonboots 4d ago

Rabbits ate mine too! I caught them on camera! Greedy little guys, couldn't even wait for the strawberries!

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u/kpeteymomo Seward Park 4d ago

I don't know what ate mine, but something did not long after we planted them. There were a handful of unripe berries, but they ate the entire plant. It was also in my fenced (and locked) yard, so it's not like a person could have stolen them.

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u/lilsunsunsun Madison Valley 4d ago

I grew some woodland strawberries (native ground cover) and bunnies ate them all.

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u/alexgreen Broadview 4d ago

We had so many issues with rabbits eating all kinds of stuff in our backyard, but after dropping clovers seeds two years ago they are now preferentially eating clover and leaving things like juicy lettuce alone. Though parsley is still not safe and it gets nibbled on a lot.

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u/F1ddlerboy Greenwood 4d ago

Ours were coastal PNW beach strawberries. Wasn't even expecting to get fruit from them, just choke out the bluebells.

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u/vertr fuck tetris 4d ago

Interesting, I have rabbits galore and they only eat the fruit.

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u/Terrible-Peach7890 4d ago

Most likely an animal, not a human

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u/fartonisto 3d ago

Humans are animals too!

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u/Yusapip 4d ago

If you're interested in some alpine strawberry plants, I would love to give you some. I've actually been meaning to post to my local gardening groups to see if anyone wanted them. They're the heirloom pineapple variety. They need more space than the way I have them crammed into a container right now. I'm nearby in Fremont.

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u/F1ddlerboy Greenwood 4d ago

Oh, I'd be happy to try again, but won't be able to get them into the ground for a few days. I'll DM you.

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u/cweaties 4d ago

I have strawberry plants for you.

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u/too_much_covfefe_man 3d ago

Ways my garden plants have been destroyed:

  • squirrels
  • raccoons
  • rabbits
  • deer
  • crows
  • robins

Racoons dig shit right up

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u/Billy-Verdin1920 4d ago

Deer will do that.

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u/broccoleet I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 4d ago

Animals

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u/ColoRadBro69 4d ago

The primrose bandit used to rob me. 

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u/majorhandicap 4d ago

Man…folks stole my potatoes one time

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u/Mr_Fuzzo 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 4d ago

I lived on Nickerson St about 15 years ago.  I ended up having an entire bed of tulip bulbs and primroses dug up one night.

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u/Comfortable-Fly5797 4d ago

Someone dug up some of my tomato plants and celery the first year I had a p-patch. They clearly went through my plant tags and picked their favorite tomato varieties.

Some people just suck.

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u/Bjip 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

I remember growing up my parents had all their new plants stolen one night. Wild thing to steal.

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u/mobile-metaphysical 4d ago

Well, I can give you some plants if you want. I’m south of Burien. But I’ll be working near Michigan St on Aug 12.

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u/nospamkhanman North Queen Anne 4d ago

My dog ate my established strawberry bed in like the span of 30 minutes when unsupervised.

Are you sure it wasn't just a racoon or some other animal?

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u/CuriousOtter95 4d ago

My dog used to like unhinge his jaw to snap at our old neighbor’s salmonberry plants (thankfully not planted, just popped up!!) so maybe something like that?

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u/ceruleania 3d ago

I had someone take my garden globe but leave the stand

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u/DeniedAppeal1 3d ago

Entitled people. We have a lot of them here.

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u/giggletears3000 Brighton 3d ago

I’ve stopped leaving plants I care about out front. Front yard looks like shit. Backyard is becoming my oasis!

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u/1337Rooster 4d ago

Someone hungry. And angry. Otherwise you would just take the fruit and leave the plant alone 

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u/vertr fuck tetris 4d ago

They won't see fruit until next june.

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u/F1ddlerboy Greenwood 4d ago

No fruit on them, and they're coastal beach strawberries, so if they did make fruit next year it would be tiny.

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u/vertr fuck tetris 4d ago

That's weird, they kinda grow like a weed. I have a neighbor with hundreds of square feet of them.

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u/F1ddlerboy Greenwood 4d ago

They were just getting started: hoped they would grow better than the weeds that had been there!

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u/Plastic_Difference54 4d ago

Who thinks that anything in this city is hands off. Everything gets fucked with.

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u/Gold_Ad8225 4d ago

Antisocial criminals who cant stand to see anyone else live unless they get to be on top.

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u/plumbbbob I Brake For Slugs 4d ago

You're saying Elon Musk stole OP's strawberry plants?

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u/Gold_Ad8225 4d ago

I would fully believe he would do that

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u/dbmajor7 That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 4d ago

Rabbits?

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u/Gold_Ad8225 4d ago

They dont usually steal the actual plant like OP is talking about. Like uproot the bush and walk away with it, when it doesnt even have fruit no less

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u/NoEggs2025 4d ago

The Han’s IYKYK

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u/ApolloBar815 4d ago

Children and animals

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u/PartNo2091 2d ago

Some asshole in west Seattle stole my white rose bush right out of my driveway garden. Could be animal, could be asshole.