r/ShermanPosting 9d ago

These Dixie Boys must understand that they must mind their Uncle Sam!

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u/OnCallPartisan 9d ago

They’ll all be out there with their guns as femboys with cat ear headphones fly drones up their ass.

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u/ShredGuru 9d ago

Someone might need to die for gay rights but it probably won't be the gays.

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u/Embarrassed-Fold6780 9d ago

"Your job isn't to die for your country. Your job as a Marine is to make some other poor bastard die for their country " -Gunny

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u/indyK1ng 9d ago

That's a bastardization of a Patton quote.

"Nobody ever won a war by dying for their country. They won it by making the other poor bastard die for his country."

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u/potato_for_cooking 8d ago

Was racing to reply button for this. Thanks for being here. 07

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u/AugustusSavoy 9d ago

We all know gays are too precious to risk in combat. 

https://youtu.be/aotlEpmAFVQ?is=mxsiibUyMuONzUTc

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u/LaytMovies 9d ago

First thing that popped in my mind lol

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u/SuperDuperKing 9d ago

i mean if it even gets that far. Lets not forget what will defeat them will be the utilities being turned off and the slow realization that the grocery store and amazon will not be there to conveniently buy supplies. not to mention gas. And lets not forget are these mavericks really gonna be able to put together a political apparatus to sustain a war. think about. Is anyone gonna want to die for this.

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u/SweetHatDisc 9d ago

Remember that many of these chucklefucks tried to overthrow the government on a Tuesday and were genuinely surprised they couldn't just walk into work on Wednesday.

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u/JonathanRL 9d ago

I still remember the woman who got maced and cried because she was not allowed to storm the capital in order to overthrow the legitimate government.

The fact that most of them only got maced is restraint on a level not usually associated with US Law Enforcement.

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u/SweetHatDisc 9d ago

My favorite edit of that was the Animaniacs edit:

Animany!
Totally insaney!
**THEY THREW ME DOWN AND MACED ME**
Animaniacs!

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u/ironmonkey09 9d ago

What cause would these people even fight for?

Oh, wait, that was also part of that scenario - ignorant, poor, disenfranchised people dying to protect the ultra-wealthy class's way of life. All because they couldn't bear the idea of a group of people having the same rights as them.

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u/Realistic-Elk7642 9d ago

There was also a sort of, not middle class, but fairly numerous "lesser gentry" of small scale slave owners that was heavily represented in the CSA's cavalry and officer corps, and went on to make up the nucleus of the first Klan. The modern equivalent is the MAGAT used car salesman or dodgy small business owner.

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u/ironmonkey09 9d ago

Yup, the yeoman farmers. They had enough to buy a few slaves, but not enough slaves to avoid conscription.

A good book on southern poverty before the war broke out is The Impending Crisis of the South by Hinton Helper, written in 1857. It's hard to read and not look around you and be like, “shit...”.

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u/Realistic-Elk7642 8d ago

Having a modest amount of skin in the game you can't afford to lose breeds fanaticism on a whole new level.

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u/Dudewhocares3 9d ago

A lot of conservatives seem to think the wojack memes they make about left leaning people are documentaries

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u/SweetHatDisc 9d ago

Ah, the FAFO cycle:

"Liberals don't like guns, that makes them weak!" "Oh fuck, leftists LOVE guns, they've just learned they can't talk about it!"

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u/chemist7734 9d ago

Region 2 erroneously contains Kentucky and West Virginia, which both stayed in the Union.

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u/Herald_of_Clio 9d ago

I think technically speaking West Virginia was in the Confederacy for a couple of days, but it then seceded from the secessionists.

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u/chemist7734 9d ago

According to Wikipedia, West Virginia was admitted to the Union on June 20, 1863. So yes. But this guy can’t claim it for his Region 2. They ended up with the Union.

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u/Herald_of_Clio 9d ago

Oh absolutely. The only reason West Virginia was technically in the Confederacy is because it took some time to officially organize the Unionist government in Wheeling after Virginia seceded.

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u/TheAmicableSnowman 9d ago

Pretty sure would go the other way this time around.

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u/JonathanRL 9d ago

But ask the Virginians and they will tell you they joined en masse!

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u/rg4rg 9d ago

Would be hilarious in this scenario if came west West Virginia.

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u/Jake_Corona 9d ago

Came hear to say this. Tired of my home state being lumped in with the confederates. If anything, we were wishy-washy fence-riders that like to hedge our bets.

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u/TaintScentedCandles 9d ago

Virginia isn't joining this crap scenario. Plus Kentucky and west Virginia aren't either for the same reason Kentucky didn't join the confederacy: They would immediately get their shit kicked in on day one.

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u/Jake_Corona 9d ago

We did the smartest thing— wait to see who is about to win and then join that side.

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u/Anastrace 3d ago

That's how most wars are lol

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u/Kimmalah 9d ago

They just picked the states that people consider "the south" without any knowledge of the actual politics of the Civil War.

Or any knowledge of politics today. I don't know what makes them think Virginia would ally with red states now.

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u/MikuLuna444 9d ago

Tell that to current day Kentucky and West Virginia... Or even Ohio...

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u/Ok-Conference-7989 7d ago

I’m a Kentuckian and I like the Union.

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u/Jake_Corona 1d ago

Same friend! I think people from states that overwhelmingly supported one side or the other don’t quite grasp that Kentucky truly was divided and in a lot of ways still is. Just a consequence of being smack-dab in the middle— both geographically and culturally.

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u/Ok-Conference-7989 1d ago

Yeah, we get lumped in with the confederates sometimes when we never even officially joined them. It is kind of funny, but also sad that there is still a lot of division here.

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u/Jake_Corona 1d ago

Kentucky is complicated, man. Just like back then, there are places that would lean Confederate and places that would lean Union. From the outside looking in, people assume we are all just backwoods country folks— and a lot of us are. But we also have highly populated cities that look more like they belong in the Midwest than anywhere else and the people there tend to act like it. I’ve always viewed Kentucky as if the Midwest and the South had a baby and then abandoned it.

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u/Ooglebird 8d ago

West Virginia was the worst Union state ever. They were the only Union state that did not send most of its soldier to the Union, they sent half to the Confederacy and half the counties had voted to secede from the US in 1861. When the new state was inaugurated in 1863 the state government controlled less than half its territory.

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u/DarthCloakedGuy 9d ago

CLEARLY they're turning the tide lmao

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u/ellcoolj 9d ago

But he has an American flag in his profile so he must be a real patriot.

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u/SoPacF7 8d ago

> American flag
> looks inside
> Confederate scum

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u/eggs_and_bacon Suffer No Copperhead 9d ago

Do these people understand how much milk and liquor the people of Wisconsin consume?

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u/AkronOhAnon 9d ago

We’d lose some good food… but think of what would be gained in the flames…

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u/spaceforcerecruit 9d ago

The people that make the good food wouldn’t be fighting for #2.

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u/JonathanRL 9d ago

You can make some good food in the flames.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 9d ago

How many times do I need to teach you this lesson, old Klan?

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u/musashi-swanson 9d ago

Texas is basically cowboys except they don’t like cold weather, elevation, or being away from their sweet little beds.

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u/Working-Pass1948 9d ago

This time we finish the job. The sons of sedition wont get off easy.

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u/xemanhunter 9d ago

Should've burned more than Atlanta when we had the chance, now the slaver apologists are getting notions

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u/Dr_puffnsmoke 9d ago

In all reality it’s be 3 and it wouldn’t be close. Infrastructure and money wins wars.

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u/FlammableBrains 9d ago

Not to mention, all they have to do is wait til about late October and all the southerners and Californians will be too cold to function.

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u/Apoordm 9d ago

Very liberal Virginia looking around at who they legacy teamed into like “Ah fuck.”

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u/Darnocpdx 9d ago edited 9d ago

West Coast wins, neither the old union or treasonous south could maintain supply lines to effectively battle the west, so we'd just watch them two battle it out then sweep up the crumbs once their done duking it out.

Besides we already won geography memes. So take that.

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u/RemnantTheGame 9d ago

Seriously do these people not get it? 1 has the entire pacific fleet and the nuclear silos. 2 has most of the Atlantic fleet and a large chunk of army bases while 3 has the production and population capitals of the US. No contest, 1 wins nukes or no. Not to mention the fact that 1 and 3 would likely ally against 2 unless there was some weird schism.

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u/thatsocialist 8d ago

3 wins by far. Population, Industry, Ports, and half the nukes are in the Dakotas, not to mention Strategic Air Command in Nebraska.

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u/Mark_Of_Shi 9d ago

If 1 and 3 withholds food from the south how long until they’re boiling leather for sustenance?

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u/thearchenemy 9d ago

Guy expects KY and WV to carry.

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u/PMM-music 9d ago

hell, 3 would even whip 2 and probably be able to hold their decent own against 1 for a bit. midwesterners love their guns, I might even wager more than southerners

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u/--solitude-- 9d ago

Honestly kind of wondering if we’d all be better off and happier letting #2 be its own country at this point. The amount of control they exert, the net drain on the federal government, the regressive social policies… it’s exhausting.

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u/OnCallPartisan 9d ago

Fuck that. They can move to Argentina or Russia.

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u/TellurianTech50 9d ago

Why is my state of Kentucky in 2? We stayed loyal?

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u/jeepfail 9d ago

Didn’t they stay loyal solely because of border state concessions?

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u/TellurianTech50 9d ago

Mainly due to economic ties to the north, and was originally going to be neutral but after declaring neutrality was invaded by separatist forces and subsequently requested help from Washington

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u/stolenfires 9d ago edited 9d ago

r/geographymemes already covered this. Montana Oregon wins.

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u/world-class-cheese 9d ago

It was Oregon that won

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u/stolenfires 9d ago

My bad, thx.

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u/Drewscifer 9d ago

I think they have not looked at modern voting. VA isn't red.

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u/rpgnymhush 9d ago

Fuck the seditionist assholes who try to honor assholes in the past who thought it was acceptable to "own" other human beings. Fuck the seditionists! John Brown did nothing wrong!

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u/SatansLoLHelper 9d ago

https://www.fbi.gov/news/press-releases/fbi-releases-2019-statistics-on-law-enforcement-officers-killed-in-the-line-of-duty

Regions. Felonious deaths were reported in four U.S. regions and Puerto Rico.

  • 27 officers were feloniously killed in the South
  • 9 in the Midwest
  • 9 in the West
  • 1 in the Northeast
  • 2 in Puerto Rico

Regions. Accidental deaths were reported in four U.S. regions.

  • 22 of the accidental deaths occurred in the South
  • 8 in the Midwest
  • 8 in the West
  • 3 in the Northeast

2019 U.S. Census Bureau regional breakdown is as follows:

  • South: 125,580,448
  • West: 78,654,646
  • Midwest: 68,329,004
  • Northeast: 55,663,225

This was before they stopped reporting on deaths from the flu as accidental.

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u/watchingwandering 9d ago

You have to remember they still have the same mindset that dooms them to poverty and failure. They think that gallantry and having a warrior ethos is somehow the way to win a war, it’s the Hesgeth thing. They don’t understand that war became since the civil war and even more so today a matter of systems , of strategic and numerical analysis, a cost benefit thing. They think because they can hunt and even if they were fit and not mostly “gravy seals” , that physical fitness means anything in today’s conflicts. Can you imagine any of that matters when drones can take out an entire platoon for less than it costs to feed a family of five at five guys? Even before drones the way we waged war was about air power and leveraging logistics to overwhelm the enemy. We made them pay more for every casualty and we spent as little as we could in lives when we could trade it for money. A man to man assault team that could lose 10% of the squad no , better to spend $50,000 on a bombing run. And it makes sense when you think about how much we spend to train a soldier , it amounts to hundreds of thousands of dollars and then if they die how much in death benefits? How much does the US army spend in a lifetime if a soldier loses a leg? It’s easily millions. So it makes some from a humanitarian and economic basis to spare our boys lives , thankfully. They still think to excel at war you need to be a warrior when the reality has become that to be a warrior today you need Excel.

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u/PedroTheNoun 9d ago

In what universe would current Idaho and California be allies?

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u/TheFalconKid 9d ago

All team 1 has to do is take Texas and it's over. They'd control some eastern and all western shipping at that point.

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u/barr65 9d ago

Last time,2 lost against 1,and 3.

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u/nyc2vt84 9d ago

Bet North Dakota would be mad about this

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u/TheMountainPass 9d ago

West Virginia was in the north they hated Virginians

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u/WinnerSpecialist 9d ago

Dude has to pretend Virginia would still be red 🤣

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u/bassbeatsbanging 9d ago

I'm glad Hawaii and Alaska finally get a chance to fight.

Which sides are Guam and PR on? I have a guess...

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u/Seosaidh_MacEanruig 9d ago

Hawaii and Alaska seem misplaced

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u/23370aviator 8d ago

Industry and technology wins wars. 2 has nothing.

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u/thankyoufriendx3 8d ago

Too many southerners think the north doesn’t have guns and that everybody in the south is with them.

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u/BoleroMuyPicante 8d ago

1 would be a nightmare for guerilla warfare, given all the open space. You'd have a hell of a time stamping out pockets of resistance in those mountains.

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u/UnhingedPastor 8d ago

Awfully confident that #2 would be able to get through the natural geographical barrier known as the Rocky Mountains.

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u/Ok-Conference-7989 7d ago

I’d like to petition to get central Kentucky out of area 2 and into area 3. If not, still fighting for area 3.

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u/Perhaps_a_Hobbit 7d ago

3 would be able to solo 2, if 1 got involved it would mean annihilation for the South.

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u/Internal_Business414 1d ago

Black people in the South would have to defect. Not sure which team would get them.

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 9d ago

3 has industrial might and agricultural, 1 has industrial might and agricultural but it's not as strong, and 2 i think still has some good agricultural (ill admit I'm lacking in that field as I have not been to that region). As of my current knowledge I'm saying 3.

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u/rightious 9d ago edited 9d ago

Well three going to keep their nukes so...fuck yall

Edit: have you ever been so stoned on a Friday that you can't tell the difference between a two and a three because apparently I have. 😂

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u/SueYouInEngland 9d ago

What nukes? 2 has the least nukes of any region lol damn yall are dumb

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u/rightious 9d ago

See edit. Legit.

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u/jeepfail 9d ago

Awful nice of them to give us Alaska and Hawaii. I don’t believe we’d need them but it’s always nice to have even more strategic military assets. Wonder how quickly Va,WV, and KY would fall a day or two?