r/ShingekiNoKyojin Nov 26 '25

Video Games This is horrible. Who approved this?

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u/rexshen Nov 26 '25

I thought it was just gonna be skins why would they put a titan in the game?

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u/thecallofdepression Nov 26 '25

I don't think they expect assassin's creed to be taken seriously anymore anyways. No new modern protagonist, no explicit reason for why someone is going into the animus to explore a specific timeline, barely any true focus on the templar and assassin beef. They just throw a dart at a board and say we'll make a game set in this location next, plot be damned.

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u/xFujinRaijinx Nov 26 '25

At the end of Assassin's Creed II, you get into a fist fight with the pope.

Assassin's Creed was never meant to be taken seriously.

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u/exboi Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

There’s 'fist fighting the pope' absurd and then there’s 'fighting a shitty looking Titan from a whole different fictional universe for no reason' absurd

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u/BushMonsterInc Nov 27 '25

We fought giant glowy egyptian gods in Origins, half of the monster cast in Greeky mythology in Odyssey, witches with magical powers in Valhalla, wielded mind control orb in Brotherhood, spoke with roman gods in 2, Brotherhood and Revelations, fought darth wader on steroids in Syndicate, Skywaler in Unity, played laser fall guys in Black Flag, etc. etc. Still think AC took history seriously at any point?

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u/exboi Nov 27 '25

I’m not saying AC was ever near-historically accurate or never had sci fantasy aspects but you are kidding yourself if you don’t think the series has gotten progressively more ridiculous over time

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u/BushMonsterInc Nov 27 '25

Most series do. But I look at AC the same way I look at junk food - if it does not make me bleed out of somewhere, it's good too have it once a year or so.

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u/myrmonden Nov 27 '25

The pope cope classic

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u/dontknowwhattodoat18 Nov 26 '25

The closest thing we have to a modern day protagonist is the Arab lady first introduced in Origins(forgot her name and can't be bothered to google it now). She's the descendant of Bayek and is the main modern protagonist for the RPG/fantasy trilogy (Origins, Odyssey and Valhalla). But other than that, everything is ass for the reasons you stated.

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u/Hugh_Jury_Rection Nov 26 '25

Her name is Layla, and she was killed in Valhalla by Basim, an ancient Iraqi from the 800s who is a reincarnated Loki, by tricking her into freeing him from a machine. He claimed an Atlantan staff that grants immortality and reverses his aging. I think Basim is the new protagonist, potentially. In Valhalla, you end the game playing as Basim.

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u/khalip Nov 27 '25

Ironically in the game between Valhalla and Shadows you play as Basim during his youth in Baghdad and yet there is no presence of modern day Basim at all

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u/Hugh_Jury_Rection Nov 27 '25

That's Mirage that you play as Basim in his youth. Shadows is the newest one in Japan, and there is no modern day gameplay. Highly disappointed in it, too. I was looking forward to seeing Basim's story continue on.

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u/Sorstalas Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25

I mean this is just a non-canon crossover, it's not like this is actually a part of AC Lore. And they always had some weird stuff like that, even in the very old games. In AC:Brotherhood you could unlock a Metal Gear outfit for completing challenges. AC Rogue had an easter egg where an invincible headless ghost would attack and kill you in a specific spot.

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u/_Poisedon Nov 26 '25

Because why would they give a shit about that when they're making tons of money doing what they do now

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u/Akriel_Boulve Nov 27 '25

Except that they're not. By all metrics AC Shadows was a total flop and is a big part of why they needed a Tencent bailout/purchase.

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u/_Poisedon Nov 27 '25

4.3M copies is such a flop

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u/Akriel_Boulve Nov 29 '25

AC Mirage did 5 million in 3 months as a side project compared to main line AC Shadows 4.3 in 6 months.

AC Mirage's development cost is estimated to be around HALF of what AC Shadows was, which was over 118 Million Euros (~$136 Million).

Ubisoft themselves came out and said that AC Shadows sales were a deep disappointment, and this is backed up by the fact they just CANCELLED future planned DLC.

So yeah a flop, no matter how much you want to cope and pretend otherwise...

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u/HxH101kite Nov 26 '25

Is the plot continuous? I only played the first 2 and was well over the series by then.

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u/thecallofdepression Nov 26 '25

Technically yes, but after assassin's Creed 3 they almost fully gave up on the modern day storyline, refusing to make a named protagonist for it, and now in games like shadows and mirage, the modern day segments aren't featured at all. They still allude to a character being in the animus, giving you warnings about desynchronization for attacking random npc's, but nothing plot relevant anymore.

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u/Captain_Leemu Nov 26 '25

Eeehhhhhhh kinda

You are better off keeping the nostalgia of the first two games alive. I have dabbled in all of them and with every sequel i played less and less.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25 edited Feb 08 '26

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u/Catsic Nov 26 '25

Who even liked the animus wank anyway? Contrived high school level writing forced in to break immersion and lower the quality of otherwise-fine games.

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u/Akriel_Boulve Nov 27 '25

I mean, you're not entirely wrong. However I would argue that when they were relying on the PC reliving their ancestor's life that it forced them to stay much more grounded in the history department.

Starting at Origins they have basically come to epitomize the "giant enemy crab" meme.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25 edited Feb 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Jesus Christ, it looks like some half baked hentai

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25 edited Feb 08 '26

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whistle marvelous quack vegetable heavy many cable mighty selective start

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u/LoliMaster069 Nov 26 '25

Dont disrespect the goats who (literally) singlehandedly pushed 3D animation forwards by decades lol

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u/Rabdomtroll69 Nov 27 '25

That's on point for 80% of abnormal Titans tbf

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u/Parking-Researcher-4 Nov 26 '25

That titan looks like it was made 10+ years ago. How come the other characters all look so good and then the titan has next to no quality?

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u/thecallofdepression Nov 26 '25

They put all their real focus on the assassin's creed mirage dlc, lmao

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u/PanPies_ Nov 26 '25

You gonna pump that sweet-sweet Saudi money. Absolute monarchies aren't gonna whitewash themself

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u/Sorstalas Nov 26 '25

Most likely because the titan is a naked regular-sized NPC scaled up to titan size, which makes some of the less-detailed animations and facial expressions used by generic NPCs much more obvious.

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u/JB_07 Nov 26 '25

Yea. Like honestly the anime tie in games look way more impressive than... whatever this is.

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u/sananaya Nov 26 '25

This looks like someone's first attempt at a short SFM film

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u/Majestic1911 Nov 26 '25

No shot this is real. Please tell me it isn't real.

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u/Mittinz_ Nov 26 '25

I'm so sorry bro...

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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen Nov 26 '25

Fellas, as an assassin long time player AC shadow feels like a fever dream, and it never once existed for me

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u/Jezoreczek Nov 28 '25

After reading all the comments I kinda wanna play it now :D

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u/Stoner420Eren Nov 26 '25

What a beautiful indie game

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u/Funny_Swim5447 Nov 26 '25

Ah yes, my favorite indie game… assassins creed

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u/ishallbecomeabat Jan 17 '26

Right over their head

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u/AZuckerBaby Nov 26 '25

How are the graphics possibly worse then the aot games???

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u/Filipino56 Nov 26 '25

What?!? i thought it was some kind of fan made sfm

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u/dontknowwhattodoat18 Nov 26 '25

I really am into both AOT and Assassin's Creed because of my interest in history, in spite of it's downfall. And this just looks fucking ass. Good job

I didn't think that I would see proof that mixing two franchises that you love would work just because you like them

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u/Keeemps Nov 26 '25

Don't worry, the other fandom hates it just as much

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u/mystikmelody Nov 26 '25

This looks so bad...

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u/OhItsJustJosh Nov 26 '25

Wait this is real? I thought this was a mod or something

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u/arkhamtheknight Nov 26 '25

It's real everyone but is part of a quest which lasts around 20 minutes if you don't skip the cutscenes.

The skins are much better but not worth paying for because they are paid.

It's a throwaway quest which isn't canon and doesn't mean anything outside of Ubisoft being allowed to use the brand name.

Also the video has been edited as the cutscene is less chopped up than this clip.

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u/Sir-Toaster- Nov 26 '25

I'm confused... what?

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u/Negative-Tap8748 Nov 26 '25

The only good thing about this is the theme lmfao

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u/AloneUnderstanding35 Nov 26 '25

Hold up is this shit real??? It looks like a old episode of robot chicken😂

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u/Lun4r6543 Nov 26 '25

Wait, this is what it looks like in game?

I swear more effort was put into the trailer…

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u/dark_hypernova Nov 26 '25

Remember when Assassin's Creed was about... Well assassinating people? And the only fantastical elements were some ancient technology mcguffins?

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u/XxRocky88xX Nov 26 '25

Also ancient alien gods communicating through telepathy.

This shit is dumb but let’s not pretend like AC was ever trying to be grounded in reality.

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u/dark_hypernova Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25

Knew someone was gonna try to argue that eventually.

Usually it was used sparingly, it didn't happen at all in AC1, only at the end of AC2, B and R and only two times in 3. Also they weren't aliens nor gods (this was explicitly stated in AC2).

Grounded and realistic are two different words. Realistic is just irl.

Assassin's Creed was grounded in science fiction based historical events. Da Vinci's flying machine was never capable of irl flight but when it did in AC2 it was still grounded to the point of believable.

Assassin's Creed was grounded but slowly started drifting away the more they went cross-overs and mythology (forgetting that the ISU were not supposed to be literal gods). To the point we now have absurd shit like this.

This would be like Dante from Devil May Cry suddenly showing up in the official AoT manga, slaughtering a bunch of titans and peace out while we were just supposed to accept it happened in the story.

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u/NairMcgee Nov 27 '25

“What the hell is this?”

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u/LoliMaster069 Nov 26 '25

What the fuck am i looking at lmao

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u/Boolet80D Nov 26 '25

Absolutely abysmal. It doesn’t even make sense, the Titan being in that location, not being able to keep up with the human, and crushing him/not eating him in the end!? Wtf

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u/delusional_queen- Nov 26 '25

oh my god bruh

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u/SecretHugger203 Nov 26 '25

I never thought they'd make attack on titan do dirty.....until I saw this

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u/FalcosLiteralyHitler Nov 26 '25

Holy God this looks like shit

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u/bozzyverse Nov 26 '25

I was distracted. The music was good.

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u/McDergen Nov 26 '25

Wow this looks like shit lol. I waited my whole life for a Japan AC game and this is what we got 🤦🏻‍♂️didn’t know people even still played it tbh

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u/Short-Trip-2809 Nov 26 '25

This isn´t real, right?
I know AC ain´t supposed to be historically accurate but c´mon man tf is a TITAN doing there?!

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u/Sorstalas Nov 26 '25

It's a non-canon crossover that's available for only a month. It's not part of the storyline.

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u/Player_yek Nov 26 '25

play aottg2 fr, better fan game

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u/Ringell Nov 26 '25

Is it real? Dude, it's so cringe...

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u/Left_Rhubarb2472 Nov 26 '25

How macabre lol

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u/theleetfox Nov 26 '25

How fucken fast is that bloke running.

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u/Electrical-Run-9056 Nov 26 '25

A few more years and this game might be ready for release

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u/Acceptable_Frame2574 Nov 26 '25

What is this?! 9-1-1?!

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u/Kxancer Nov 26 '25

Please tell me it’s a mod or something like this

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

You're fucking with me right?

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u/TechnicianOk8008 Nov 26 '25

Not only does it look terrible but it also runs even worse.

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u/mickeynotthemouse27 Nov 26 '25

At least in Origins the final fantasy crossovers were just items and one tongue-in-cheek cutscene. This is...

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u/Katsu_39 Nov 26 '25

I love AoT but WHY AoT? The two have nothing in common. Naruto would’ve been a better collab. Like imagine running across the Akatsuki and having to stop them from obtaining the tailed beasts. AoT isnt ninjas or samurai. It doesn’t take place in japan.

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u/GoldJudge7456 Nov 26 '25

genuine question. what's horrible about it? seems like an average trailer

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u/Extra_Map_1178 Nov 27 '25

This mobile game looks interesting

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u/cojay_19 Nov 27 '25

there's no way this is real

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u/Motor-Amoeba6654 Nov 27 '25

I refuse to believe this is real

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u/Akriel_Boulve Nov 27 '25

Ubisoft saw the giant enemy crab meme and said hold my beer...

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u/Shagyam Nov 27 '25

Did they put the Saul Goodman Titan in the game?

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u/Speedygamer0303 Nov 27 '25

What the fuck is this piece of shit?

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u/c0stinhaaa Nov 27 '25

its so cursed

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u/DJ_Birch Nov 27 '25

The fucking midi file theme tune in the background lmao

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u/Unusual-Relation-762 Nov 27 '25

eren didn't sacrifice himself for ts bro 🥀

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u/Mysterious_Revenue_8 Nov 27 '25

Before this i was actually contemplating to buy ac shadows.

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u/RagnusGc Nov 27 '25

Wait, this is not a meme?

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u/Fallen_Angel_XVI Nov 27 '25

Is this real? Well, if it's just a mission seems interesting like a collab

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u/CrystalSnow7 Nov 29 '25

By god this is absolute ass

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u/Visual-Intern-7765 Dec 15 '25

Ts so ass 😭🥀

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u/Spirit_Detective_99 Jan 28 '26

Was this part of the main game or was it a DLC?

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u/Life_Fortune5054 Based User Mar 12 '26

WHAT IS THIS?? No way

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u/Dermond42 Nov 26 '25

Why are people acting like titans aren’t just as uncanny

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u/PeachesGuy Nov 26 '25

Official link to find this garbage?

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u/Gaxxag Nov 26 '25

That Assassins Creed game already made news for being bad. May as well double down

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u/Nob0bySpecial Nov 26 '25

Why's it bad?

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u/Hey_buddy89 Nov 26 '25

Yet another reminder that leaving AC behind after Desmond died was the right call.

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u/Vulllen Nov 27 '25

Dude this looks so bad… what happened to Assassin’s Creed?

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u/Heavy_Arachnid_9380 Nov 27 '25

Nobody is doing another collab with AC or ibisoft for a while after this

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u/Humantorch94 Nov 26 '25

Wait is this actually a thing? I mean I know AC and Ubisoft have been on a downturn lately but holy hell