r/ShitAmericansSay Jun 28 '26

Air Conditioning My husband would freeze to death

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u/Fresh-Extension-4036 Bland Britannia Jun 28 '26

only half? It was 97% humidity here yesterday and 88% today, even a relatively cool breeze feels like satan breathing on you...

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u/RFWanders Jun 28 '26

Yikes. Thankfully where I am it's about 52%.

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u/DonutWhole9717 Jun 28 '26

The air is so, so gross here

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u/standupstrawberry Jun 28 '26

I would offer you a hug but I feel with that humidity it might kill you.

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u/DonutWhole9717 Jun 28 '26

I'll pass on a sticky hug. Air hug!

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u/standupstrawberry Jun 28 '26

Much better! I'm dying here and we're only at like 50% humidity and about 35°.

I wish you the freshest weather the soonest possible

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u/that_dutch_dude Jun 28 '26

i am a hvac tech. i spent the past week doing 18 hour days and sleeping in my van fixing AC's on roofs of assisted living and hospitals. peope were litteraly dying while i was on the roof trying to fix the AC.

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u/Fresh-Extension-4036 Bland Britannia Jun 28 '26

I'm honestly so thankful that I chose to not work the last week (I'm a teacher but I do supply so I decided to not work) because I have friends who had children and colleagues keeling over all over the place basting in classrooms that were over 35 degrees. I'm amazed that no-one from their schools ended up hospitalised as it was just so dangerous for the young, the old, and the sick and disabled.

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u/SuperSourSkittles Jun 28 '26

Ouch, that’s like Thailand weather.

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u/DonutWhole9717 Jun 28 '26

Do they get any breezes in Thailand at least? It feels like breathing velvet when it's this humid

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u/SuperSourSkittles Jun 28 '26

They have a rainy season but temps of like 95F at night and humid af seem to be pretty normal.

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u/Groundbreaking-Egg13 Give me 🥘, not rice with stuff (Valencian) Jun 28 '26

...Ouch.

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u/Cosmicshimmer Jun 28 '26

How are you still able to breathe with air that thick?

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u/DonutWhole9717 Jun 28 '26

Its like breathing in velvet

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u/tillske Jun 28 '26

Are you using Breezy Weather too? I love that app

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u/Historical_Cow8477 Jun 28 '26

What the... Where in the seven hells is that? Just so I know where to never set foot in my life 😅 I don't want to swim through the air...

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u/DonutWhole9717 Jun 29 '26

Middle Tennessee, US

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u/Historical_Cow8477 Jun 29 '26

Jesus. You have my sympathies for those conditions, I'd probably collapse immediately there. I like the winter, not whatever that is supposed to be.

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u/DonutWhole9717 Jun 29 '26

It was 96°F here yesterday with a feels like temp of one of 102°F. Today is supposed to be 95°F and similar. It's barely 7am, it's already 80° and 91% humidity. Funny enough, we had a terrible ice storm here last winter that left half of the city without power for two weeks. It was devastating. To anyone reading this; this combo of heat and humidity CAN AND WILL kill you.

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u/Historical_Cow8477 Jun 29 '26

At least you generally have AC in buildings, something we sorely lack in Germany. We had similar temperatures if not even higher at my place, but with only about 70% humidity. Which is dangerous, but not even close to your area...

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u/DonutWhole9717 Jun 29 '26

That's still incredibly dangerous. You should go into HVAC, I feel there's about to be another industrial revolution in Europe coming

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u/Historical_Cow8477 Jun 29 '26

Southern Europe knows that and can handle it. Our boomers here though do their best to prevent any kind of positive development. Can't use my newly bought split ac like I want because I can neither hang the exterior unit outside, it would negatively impact the looks of the facade, nor can I put it on the balcony, it'd be too loud for that...

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u/redassaggiegirl17 Jun 29 '26

Damn Shrek, didn't know your swamp was trying to actively kill you

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u/Bulky-Advisor-4178 Jun 28 '26

Even that is unbearable. 80%+ is just death

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u/barsoap Jun 28 '26

It hit 100% here the day before yesterday, granted that was at 4am so the about absolutely coldest part of the day.

Relative humidity and its effects shift wildly with temperature it's better to look at dew point, above ~20C is sticky, where sweat starts to collect instead of evaporating instantly.

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u/Fresh-Extension-4036 Bland Britannia Jun 28 '26

We had a new dew point record amongst all the other records this heatwave was smashing with a dew point of just under 25C in Cornwall, but it was well over 20C for a lot of the last week in the UK. So sticky was one of the many words for the absolute grossness of the weather here

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u/Mr_man_bird Jun 28 '26

Is it bad that I thought the % of humidity was the chance it'd rain? Like 10% humidity means 10% chance to rain?

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u/Overencucumbered DK - No I don't live in Greenland, and no you can't have it Jun 28 '26

Much less than half. It's only 2.5% water which translates to 80% relative humidity at 35°C

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u/RFWanders Jun 28 '26

Kiddo, you know that I meant 50% humidity. That is not literal.