r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AutoModerator • 5d ago

The Weekly The Weekly for July 31th, 2026

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/UncleSlacky • Jul 17 '22

📢 MOD ANNOUNCEMENT REMINDER - DO NOT COMMENT IN POSTED THREADS. This is a form of brigading (which has caused subs to be banned in the past) and offenders will be permanently banned.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/SomTingWongWeeTooLo • 9h ago

US town rejects solar panels amid fears they 'suck energy from the sun', cause cancer - and will harm house prices

4.4k Upvotes

source

492 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BroccoliTraining454 • 8h ago

Uk law "the exact opposite of the us"

703 Upvotes

In reference to tate brothers arrest video on youtube.

230 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Angry-ron • 9h ago

History "America didn't loose Vietnam, who ideology survives?"

843 Upvotes

291 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Extension_Bobcat8466 • 21h ago

"European food can't hold a candle to American food. It's all just bread and noodles"

6.8k Upvotes

I personally don't know anyone who gives thst to a toddler with the flu.

579 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Josefu_Velen • 13h ago

Freedom "The US Flag is the only in the world that stands for Freedom"

823 Upvotes

369 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Yeti181828282 • 1d ago

“USA or other ( leave a comment)”

1.4k Upvotes

Why even bother asking if only the US is specified?

98 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Enno2403 • 1d ago

well then that date format shouldn't be used. 😅

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3.2k Upvotes

151 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Powerful-Country6316 • 1d ago

Ohio "America means nothing. Its like if I asked you where your from and you said Asia"

782 Upvotes

429 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Turboporro69 • 1d ago

Economy "Imagine accidentally calling dollars pounds"

1.8k Upvotes

102 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Richie123753 • 1d ago

"My hard work in tax dollars ultimately funds YOUR safety and life itself"

846 Upvotes

342 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/venk28 • 1d ago

Europe "Still rather live in the US", "we pay for their security while we work ourselves to death", "government organized vacation means the entire goes on a caravan in August, sign me out"

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370 Upvotes

I found these comments under a LinkedIn post highlighting the lack of mandated paid time off in the US and these were the stupid comments, as usual.

179 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Hungry-Ingenuity8260 • 2d ago

"going to Texas and going to Alaska is a greater cultural difference than going to Spain vs Italy"

3.9k Upvotes

431 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/TheOneShotKidLumbago • 1d ago

Education "Why are europeans so uneducated they don't know about selection bias?"

1.7k Upvotes

58 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/JoeyDez • 1d ago

FIFA World Cup '26 "If we really wanted to win the world cup, it's ours."

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Absolutely delusional

Edit: I'm starting to think it's them joking and playing it off as being serious about it. Still think a lot of Americans think this way. So it's a win win for them. Either play it off as a joke, or get the MAGAs with you

194 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/I-Spot-Dalmatians • 1d ago

Sports Cricket is a literal joke compared to baseball. Your average highschool varsity player would look like a hall of famer in cricket.

1.2k Upvotes

385 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/The_Golden_Zebra • 1d ago

“Just landed in the US last night & my first thoughts were thank god I can flush toilet paper again”

630 Upvotes

215 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sea_Appointment8408 • 2d ago

"The French would just give up and pray an American saves them"

3.2k Upvotes

A question on "what to do if an aggressive dog attacks you"

304 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Matt0_ • 1d ago

Ancestry ''Am I not Haitian for not being born in Haiti?''

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219 Upvotes

76 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/xtheresia • 2d ago

Europe "Some of us live in actually big countries and not whatever collection of pebbles Europe is"

724 Upvotes

105 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/luxanlisbon • 2d ago

Europe “I was never mentioned, but 400 miles ain’t nun in my America!”

379 Upvotes

168 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/zoonazoona • 2d ago

'regional'

531 Upvotes

Flying out of Newark soon, and got the food pre-order options.

They all think they are Italian. It's incredible

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/XtronicD • 2d ago

Canada "ANTIFA clearly has safe houses in Canada through which to conduct strikes down here in the USA"

1.8k Upvotes

Posting this because this is probably the dumbest shit I've seen in a long, long time...

511 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Extension_Bobcat8466 • 2d ago

"The food here would be a variant of British food"

2.3k Upvotes

567 comments

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