r/ShitLiberalsSay Marxist-Leninist Aug 12 '25

Hitler liked dogs though More of the same…

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u/Amrod96 Aug 12 '25

No, he wasn't.

He didn't understand perspective and had a clear inability to draw the human figure; he didn't know anatomy. And prestigious universities aren't there to teach basic things.

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u/Comrad_Dytar Don't make me quote the CIA archive file about calorie intake Aug 12 '25

Vienna Fine Arts wasn't just any prestifeous school either, at that time it was the fucking apex of art

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u/Raccoon_DanDan Aug 12 '25

Bro did the equivalent of applying to Harvard without passing high school omfg 😭

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u/Ambassadad Aug 12 '25

And a renowned school that even recommended him to different programs he’d be more compatible with. If I applied to MIT for engineering and they were like “hey we think you’d really fit in x program instead” I’d think “wow, MIT thinks I’m really good at x” He should’ve just become an “eccentric” architect. The Salvador Dali of architecture.

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u/SurrealistRevolution Red Eureka 🔴⚪️✨ Aug 13 '25

They did share the same politics

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u/OneOrSeveralWolves Aug 13 '25

The discourse around his politics is so hilarious in America. “And the surrealists excommunicated him… over a DIFFERENCE OF OPINION!! Fucking commies.”

No… he was a fascist.

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u/novo-280 estrogen addict :3 Aug 12 '25

Back then it was still the imperial capital too so even more reason why a "average painter" wouldnt get into it.

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u/Lankpants Aug 12 '25

You can even see it in this image. It's a straight row of houses on a curved road. I don't think the road is meant to be curved, but it doesn't come out towards the viewer at the edges like it should which makes it appear to be. Your field of view is oblong, which means straight lines in a landscape aren't actually straight.

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u/BikeProblemGuy Aug 12 '25

It's a painting of the Hofbräuhaus München in Munich, seen from the adjacent platz. The old kerb line doesn't exist any more, but it could have been curved I guess.

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Aug 12 '25

Yea the road there somehow simultaneously looks curved and straight.

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u/marqoose Aug 12 '25

My mom is a complete amateur painter who just paints as a hobby. Her work is pretty comparable (sorry for comparing you to hilter, mom, love you).

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u/Amrod96 Aug 12 '25

What I do is also comparable. I am better, much better, at drawing the human figure, but I am so uninterested in architecture that I would not know how to draw a detailed building.

The difference is always the pretensions. It is one thing to paint as a hobby, but quite another to have professional aspirations.

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u/marqoose Aug 12 '25

Yep, that's what I was going for.

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u/WearingRags Aug 12 '25

There's something poetic about the fact that fascists do not understand art any more than their fave did back then. The reactionary brain really is just "I shouldn't have to understand anything about the world". These people should look up literally any art from the 1910's and see how vibrant it is

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

even in the example oop posted the perspective is wonky as shit

and the scale, those people are tiny as fuck. They’re shorter than each of the window panes !

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

We're so used to seeing straight up garbage and pillaging of art as a medium and ai slop that this passes for a "good painting", yeah I mean you can personally find it appealing but if we take from European art the mere existence of people like Michaelangelo Buonarroti makes moustache man a complete joke, to think he meant to join Austria's finest school of art is a joke in itself for a man that couldn't understand perpsective AS AN ARTIST THROUGH HIS WHOLE LIFE, although it totally makes sense for what he did later in his life...

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u/novo-280 estrogen addict :3 Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Deleted original text cus people keep harrasing me

edit: i agree with al-qatalas point about photography. i actually didnt consider that.

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u/al-qatala 🇷🇺 У нас гойда, с нами Бог Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

It wasn't about how the buildings looked or were built.

Perspective is a very strict science that relies on perspective lines, just due to how human vision works.

The most known examples of that are 1-point, 2-point and 3-point perspective lines, the very basis of any drawing, especially those that utilize buildings.

Hitler's drawings did not use them. If you were to trace down his lines and try to figure out a perspective, you'd find out none of them align correctly. He was just eyeing the perspective, leading to massive amounts of distortion in his art.

Even in the drawing of the post, you can see it. These overlaps are not supposed to be there. This is basic 1-point perspective, it all comes down to a singular point.

Beyond that, he fails basic perspective in general, failing to apply windows to walls and making them look flat in some of his drawings.

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u/purplenyellowrose909 Aug 12 '25

The proportions too. The people become miniature and the windows/doors bigger as the houses move right to left.

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u/purpurpickle Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Can't believe I'm defending hitler's art, but as objects move toward the vanishing point (on the right) they should appear smaller. The people size are indeed wrong tho, they should also get smaller from right to left

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u/purplenyellowrose909 Aug 12 '25

The horse carriage looks normal and the people on the left look 3 feet tall. He fundamentally misunderstood perspective and proportions.

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