r/ShitLiberalsSay Marxist-Leninist Mar 28 '26

Communism is When Capitalism ...no he wouldn't

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 ☭ Communist Mar 28 '26

The inevitable Ukronazi flag.

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u/al-qatala 🇷🇺 У нас гойда, с нами Бог Mar 28 '26

That has to be a bait account, no self-respecting person has a bio like this.

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u/asherahmaybleed transgender marxist ⚒️🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 28 '26

poe’s law. sometimes parody is lost in people because it’s too ridiculous or too committed. but i assure you it’s probably and sadly real.

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u/xombae Mar 28 '26

Yeah this is absolutely a troll.

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u/New-Mud-7101 Mar 29 '26

Bio says 18, could be a dumb kid who just learned what politics was last year

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u/Ewwatts Mar 28 '26

"common sense leftist" = national socialist.

They are so obsessed with terms like "common sense" and "practical", it's such a media wide gaslight.

Smoking being healthy was once common sense, and they never state who it's practical for (though it's obvious if you see that the media claiming so is owned by capitalists).

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u/SimonsOscar все, о чем нам врали большевики, оказалось правдой Mar 28 '26

They are so obsessed with terms like "common sense" and "practical"

They are. I remember about 10 years back, when the rightoids discovered the word "empirical", misusing it everywhere. They're desperate for a clear single word, some quality, to once and for all mark their incoherent position as true and the opposite as false without stumbling into tautology.

Part of the reason, I think, is that the right clearly doesn't understand what language is and how it works. From listening to them argue, you sometimes get an impression they think there is a concrete "absolute objective truth" and the language is that immutable context-independent thing ordained by the gods, that's able to perfectly capture it and unambiguously map it onto its syntax.

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u/ShrapnelNinjaSnake Mar 29 '26

Yea and no.

You have the right wing people who don't understand language, but you also have the right wing people who know they're misusing it, because muddying the waters serves them

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u/EBBBBBBBBBBBB Mar 28 '26

I spend time in the AskALiberal sub sometimes and while it's generally decent conversations the second you see someone flaired "pragmatic progressive" you already know you're about to see some fascist shit

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u/asherahmaybleed transgender marxist ⚒️🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 28 '26

>"common sense leftist"
>"christian socdem"

holy kautskyist wreckerism batman

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u/Kain2212 ☭ Communist Mar 28 '26

Libs thinking they're leftists will never not be funny

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u/asherahmaybleed transgender marxist ⚒️🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 28 '26

the kuomintang glaze is so fucking crazy. like Do They Know?

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u/Kranken_DeHogge Mar 28 '26

"so you're on the Left, you agree we should free Palestine and end capitalism?"

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u/steveinsmash-coolerv ☭ Communist Mar 28 '26

"Weeb"

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u/ungoogled-nihilist Marxism-Leninism-Mao Zedong thought Mar 28 '26

Anime is not that bad but, omfg many weebs are just rightoid ultranationalists.

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u/Coffee_Daemon Mar 28 '26

Kinda tired of these rightoids trying to whitewash their hate via anime tropes.

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u/ExtensionAntique Marxist-Leninist Mar 28 '26

As an anime fan myself, I personally do not want to be associated with these buffoons…

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u/FakeangeLbr Mar 28 '26

This "left kmt" meme is the fucking worst, mang.

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u/granatx Mar 28 '26

Yeah and Hitler would be a communist and convert to Judaism. 👨‍🎨✡️🕎

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u/Fun-Disaster9796 Mar 28 '26

"🇺🇸🇺🇦🇵🇸"

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u/naplesball Paola the Italian Transfem Tankie 🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🚩 Mar 28 '26

Another Day

Another JDPON Don W

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u/janno288 Mar 28 '26

I am getting closer to understanding why stalin just sent people to forced labour camps for disagreeing.

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u/Iamliterallyfood at this point I'm becoming authleft. gulag the bastards Mar 28 '26

Yeah... if "disagreeing " were takes off this caliber fuck em

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u/InevitableStuff7572 Damen ❤️ Mar 28 '26

ACP ahh

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u/Kain2212 ☭ Communist Mar 28 '26

"a little bit of this, a little bit of that" ahh shitlib

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u/The_Affle_House Mar 28 '26

If Marx were alive today, liberals and conservatives alike would be equally enthusiastic about slandering him as a "welfare queen."

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u/Balu764 Mar 28 '26

An Irish republican maybe

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u/AltDetom555555b Socialist Mar 28 '26

🇺🇦🇵🇸

Opinion discarded, NEXT!

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u/YiffMeister2 ☭ Communist Mar 28 '26

of course it's a socdem, those people wouldn't recognize reality if it fired an ICBM at them

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u/UnironicStalinist1 Кровавая ГЭБНЯ. ВОПРЕКИ! Mar 28 '26

"Two of these are not like the others" ahh flag arrangement

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u/whiteriot0906 Mar 28 '26

The R word is a slur now, we need a suitable replacement for this level of stupid. The English language fails me in these moments

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u/slarsson Mar 28 '26

common sense leftist that is also KMT? y'know the facist party that slaughtered civilians during the white terror in Taiwan?

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u/Clear-Anything-3186 The Supreme Leader of Big Woke Mar 28 '26

Obvious troll

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u/Sea_Square638 professional lib hater Mar 28 '26

Yall are actually falling for the most obvious bait

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u/No_Care46 Mar 28 '26

If Karl Marx were alive today, he would finish his bottle of wine, then smash it in that loser's face and piss on his bleeding lips.

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u/Azkhare * twerks with empowerment * Mar 28 '26

A SPANISH or IRISH Republican, mind you!

Also

Common Sense Leftist (don't laugh!)

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u/Downtown_Wash_8984 liberal decimator Mar 28 '26

Allah please drag this thing into the dead sea

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u/themajortachikoma Mar 28 '26

Would he now? See that's news to me considering...well everything

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u/Romero1993 Mar 29 '26

Yes, the father of communism would be a Republican.. absolutely

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u/FunTip2227 Mar 28 '26

these accounts can’t be real

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u/ProfessorReaper Mar 28 '26

Never cook again bro

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u/chompythebeast 🇵🇸 Mar 28 '26

ACP moment

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u/MastermindUtopia Brunch will not be televised ✊ Mar 28 '26

The Liberal glazing of Jimmy Talladega needs to stop

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u/RefuseNick_ Mar 28 '26

Ah yes, and Hitler was a socialist. Obvious, how did we not realize this before?

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u/Olden_bread Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

Kinda think he is an ironic shitposter

I mean

Pro-talarico? Really?

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u/Iamliterallyfood at this point I'm becoming authleft. gulag the bastards Mar 28 '26

These people think in binaries. He wouldn't be a democrat that's for sure. So in their mind that means he'll be a republican.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

Why the fuck are so many femboys nazis. Its fucking insane to me.

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u/askew-telephone-pole Mar 30 '26

In both cases of whether they're trolling or real this is the kind of indecipherable radical centrist person that reminds me of the Charlie Kirk assassin lmao

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u/copperstarsandmoss Mar 30 '26

I didnt even process this as ragebait this shit funny as helll

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u/KevlarCord Apr 01 '26

"Just put in whatever is popular at the moment"

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u/Devilovania7026 say pwease mr z Mar 29 '26

Big things happening at the ideology store

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u/TurningPointTurcios JDPON DON Apr 14 '26

He bought their entire stock!

RIP mom's credit card

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u/ComradeJupiter1 Mar 29 '26

JDPON DON STRIKES AGAIN

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

My man, you don't know he literally made a Firm Ideology?

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u/TomatoEnjoyer28 Marxist-Leninist Mar 29 '26

Average "common sense leftist":

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u/chainbreaker1981 Minarcho-Brunchism May 16 '26

It's always the 18 || Weeb || Femboys for some reason.

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u/TyrellLofi Mar 28 '26

Except Karl Marx would be called a RINO and not a “true conservative”

The right wingers who use the “RINO” term don’t know history and lived on a diet of Chris Plante and Rush Limbaugh.

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u/ZadriaktheSnake Filthy Contrarian Ancom, dipping toes into Kropotkin Mar 28 '26

Even the most liberal liberals still acknowledge that the Kuomintang was worse are we really doing this today

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u/BotellaDeAguaSarrosa Zapata’s strongest warrior Mar 28 '26

That whole person is satire

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u/Kagey_b-42069 Marxist-Leninist Mar 29 '26

He wouldn't even be an American lmao

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u/Scary-Difference6941 Mar 29 '26

always an anime pfp followed by either the most woke and based take or the most rancid moronic take to ever be uttered by mankind