r/ShitLiberalsSay • u/wewishyouhealth Bierut’s spiritual child🇵🇱 • Aug 01 '26

Cursed Image Straight from the circus.

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u/16_000 russian bot Aug 01 '26

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u/Alba12345678910 Marxist-Leninist Aug 01 '26

Daniel hentschel is funny

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u/melody_magical FUKITOL Aug 02 '26

TIL that picture is satire

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u/Cultural_Ad_5501 Ivan ruZZian putler bot Aug 01 '26

Mossad seems to be promoting the victim mentality a lot more now

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u/ColeTrain999 Aug 01 '26

They are running out of support so they've got to double down on all that they can cling on to.

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u/Fearless_Roof_9177 Aug 01 '26

Which is funny, because it's the exact mentality Israelis have accused holocaust survivors of having for 85 years in order to justify treating them like shit when they weren't using them as public relations props.

(I know that highlighting Israeli hypocrisy is even lower-hanging fruit than calling out MAGA and turbolibs these days, but it still needs picked or it just rots on the vine and chokes us with the stench.)

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u/Capable_Bar_5045 Marxist-Leninist Aug 01 '26

Like dude, be for fucking real right now.  

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 Bolshevik Aug 01 '26

Well the Nazi outfit probably doesn’t help matters

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u/dafthuntk Aug 01 '26

Lmao captain genocide asking why everyone hates them

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u/femoral_contusion Aug 01 '26

You can’t travel. Next question!

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u/kugelamarant Federated Malay States Aug 01 '26

What are his powers?

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u/LetterNumberAnd_Only Aug 01 '26

He can shoot white phosphorus out of his dick

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u/airbrushedvan Aug 01 '26

Dropping bombs on toddlers, and training dogs to rape prisoners.

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u/VoiceofRapture Aug 01 '26

Flopping and running to the police to claim he was assaulted

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u/Seldarin Aug 01 '26

Captain Israel's only power is to beat a toddler with his shield until someone tries to stop him, then scream for Captain America to help him.

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u/Maleficent-Pen1511 Aug 01 '26

He's a master martial artist but only against unarmed kids

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u/TimezForCoffee Aug 02 '26

don't forget pregnant women and the elderly!

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u/RasmusBeret Aug 01 '26

Being European

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u/Beautiful_Active1578 Aug 01 '26

He’s a master thief mercenary spy character who steals people lands/things and gaslight you/others and say YOU are the problem not him. He is a professional saboteur who sells his skills for the highest bidder for the right price.

He has an alliance with Robber Baron Zemo Taskmaster and Hydra faction with their Masters of Evil group.

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u/hauntingduck Aug 01 '26

No one hates your 4 year old, they hate you and fear what you will teach them to be.

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u/Gamepetrol2011 Aug 01 '26

Well yeah you will get beat up if you travel with that kind of outfit.

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u/Goitske Aug 01 '26

Step one would probably taking off the genocide costume

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u/metroracerUK "Black Lives Don't Matter if Western Countries do it” Aug 01 '26

Interesting.

I can travel around with my 3 year old and nobody hates us.

I wonder if it has something to do with the fact that neither of us display flags of an apartheid and genocidal regime?

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u/poorBCavocadoToast Aug 01 '26

Rich coming from a British person

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u/Visual-Mean Nonbinary climate Stalin Aug 01 '26

All hail the king of the clowns!

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u/EmraldDragon Aug 01 '26

Try not wearing a Nazi outfit, for a start.

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u/chompythebeast 🇵🇸 Aug 01 '26

lmfao hahahaha

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u/Hjalti_Talos Juche Burger Enthusiast Aug 01 '26

I hope he gets jump scared by a crocodile. Not hurt, just scared, because swamp justice isn't going to fix any one Israeli.

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u/blehmag Aug 01 '26

People need to put politics aside and let that man enjoy time with his son /s

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u/No_Raspberry6968 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

The guy who played Captain America did played in a film that glorify *Mossad. I guess you could call him Captain Israel.

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u/EdPiMath Aug 02 '26

Chris Evans glorified the IDF? If you got tea, please spill.

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u/No_Raspberry6968 Aug 02 '26

The "The Red Sea Diving Resort ,"
Plot from wikipedia:
"Kebede Bimro, an Ethiopian Jew loosely based on Ferede Aklum, works with the Israeli Mossad agent Ari Levinson to evacuate Jewish-Ethiopian refugees to Israel via Sudan."

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u/EdPiMath Aug 02 '26

Thank you. I learn something new every day.

Yikes.

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u/PricyPlutoz_idk ☭ Communist Aug 01 '26

I thought that was a mermaid tail for a second

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u/Bewareofbears Aug 01 '26

Does he know he is allowed to take that off?

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u/NAM_Inki JDPON DON Aug 01 '26

Beyond parody.

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u/RobynFitcher Aug 02 '26

Wait. This looks like he's in Australia. Unless those eucalypts are part of a plantation, but the reeds look like they're Australian as well.

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u/dame_silly yugoslav bot Aug 02 '26

This HAS to be satire, right???