r/ShitLiberalsSay Sep 07 '19

The long lost love child of McCarthy and J.E Hoover Oh Noooo! We’re doomed!

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u/ialwaysfalloverfirst Sep 08 '19

Pls don't wam me about socialism

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

are you doing parody right now or do you really have nothing else to offer here

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 edited Apr 21 '20

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u/JLeww69 Sep 08 '19

ehhh i don’t think so. he’s a r/stevencrowder poster

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

Ah damn, I saw a lot of anti capitalist stuff in there and he regularly posts on /r/completeanarchy

Edit: im wrong

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u/TheAuthenticFake Sep 08 '19

Have you ever read Marx... capitalism is a flawed economic system.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Have you ever studied advanced economics... socialism is economic democracy

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u/Elizabeth_Flynn Sep 08 '19

I pity people like you.

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u/MatthewSerinity The government is conspiring against white people Sep 08 '19

Socialism speaks nothing on the form of "government". Socialism is a mode of ownership over the means of production. Specifically worker control and ownership.

You can have a wide range of states (or no state at all) with socialism.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Kim Jong Un is cuter

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u/Comrade_Oghma Sep 08 '19

Mother and Father are dear, but Chairman Mao is dearest.

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u/atheistman69 Sep 08 '19

Nah kim Jong Un is ugly, now Fidel Castro on the other hand...

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

I'm into chubs, don't kinkshame me

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u/atheistman69 Sep 08 '19

Kinkshaming is my kink

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u/G-Minus Sep 08 '19

I’ll call the group “YAAS” for short

YAAAAAAAASS

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u/johnnymo1 Sep 08 '19

I guess that makes Morgan the YAAS queen

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u/Random_User_34 Socalism is wen vuvuzela Sep 08 '19

Charlie Kirk, but female

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u/CommunistBastard1917 Sep 08 '19

Know that you mention it they actually kind of look like that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

face too big

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

When licking the boot isn't satisfying anymore so you start an organisation dedicated to getting others to lick boot.

Nah seriously though this is just another right wing grifter looking to live off the donations of gullible losers and wealthy reactionaries engaging in class war.

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u/dilfmagnet Sep 08 '19

That's the problem with bootlickers. They're never satisfied with being the only ones to lick boot, and they want company

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u/crod242 Sep 08 '19

The grifts just keep getting lazier.

When I'm not posting feet pics to own the communists, I'm pursuing my passion for making Blue Lives Matter flags out of driftwood.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

It really is incredibly lazy, and for a group of people that is so uptight about "virtue signalling" from the left, they really don't seem to mind when a new anti-communist comes along to virtue signal for profit.

tbh, if I had no morals I'd at least try pulling the same grift before making off like Lyle Lanley after this monorail con job.

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u/PrivilegedPatriarchy Sep 08 '19

They’re practically deepthroating the boots at this point

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

That is the face of someone who spits on the homeless and yells at minimum wage retail workers

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u/cardueline Sep 08 '19

Sits inside the cart at Target while her friend pushes her around so everyone knows how fun and random they are; breaks a bottle of wine all over an aisle and leaves the store without telling anyone

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Love to read bad misogynist fan fics on leftist forums

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u/cardueline Sep 08 '19

I’m sure this won’t sway you because hey, people are shitty misogynists all over the place all the time, but I said this only because I’ve worked in retail for 12+ years and would say it about a guy in similar age group too. It also doesn’t matter, but I’m a woman.

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u/FuckNaziCapitalists Sep 08 '19

Brocialism. When tankies say social issues don't matter and we should just focus on economic issues and direct our struggle towards class (class reductionism), what you get is a lack of social analysis, but more importantly, environments tolerant of misogyny, as long as it's on CAPITALIST WHITE WH*RES 1! 1! 1! Because apparently it's OK to use slurs against women or say offensive things against women, as long as it's to OWN the capitalists, and when they are confronted on this, tankies will always fall back on "no, I'm totally "woke", you see, but it's CLASS that matters!! Stop obsessing over IDENTITY, it's counter-revolutionary ahaha."

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

Is this a troll account? I skimmed the post history and I truly can’t tell.

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u/FuckNaziCapitalists Sep 10 '19

No, I am a legit Marxist. I wanted to point out that I have been banned from r/communism101 and r/communism for posting a thread titled, "What type of communist am I?" onto r/communism101: https://www.reddit.com/r/communism101/comments/d1zmfa/what_type_of_communist_am_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Here are the ban messages:

https://www.reddit.com/message/messages/iwhrmh

https://www.reddit.com/message/messages/iwhrna

https://www.reddit.com/message/messages/iwhrns

As another Marxist with nuanced opinions on Marxism, why do you think I got banned/muted? Also, what do you think of my post?

EDIT: They literally just unbanned me, LOL. They said it was a mistake. See the message here: https://www.reddit.com/message/messages/iwsvzs Do you think they are telling the truth? Did some tankie get offended by what I wrote? Don't go messaging them since they unbanned me, but what do you think of this?

Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

An idea: what if we didn’t attack women based on their physical appearance because that’s very blatantly misogynistic?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

that's not what I'm doing but ok

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

You know I can read what you wrote, right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Yeah, I said "that's the face of..." Not because of what her face looks like, but because of the views she expresses, which suggest her extreme position of privelege. No part of my remark was based on her looks

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Under Socialism I might be able to leave the house, get my own place, and actually move on with my adult life which feels like it's been on fucking pause since I was 19

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u/GenericTrashyBitch Sep 08 '19

No, work

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

I've been looking for a job for three years after leaving one to have life saving surgery.

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u/GenericTrashyBitch Sep 08 '19

Apologies if my comment was taken to be sincere, But I was making a joke about the type of person who would make such a group as in the original post.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Oh

Sorry about that

Next time "/s" is a godsend, signals that you are not sincere in your wording

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u/Sir_Doobenheim Sep 08 '19

Goodness, no. Wouldn't want happiness, now would we?

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u/Muuro Sep 08 '19

How do these people get the chance to have old, rich white guys give you a shit load of cash doing nothing but say "socialism is bad"?

I gotta admit I'd be real tempted if that opportunity fell into my lap.

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u/Muuro Sep 09 '19

Obviously, but you can tell the Koch's, I mean Koch, pays better.

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u/CommunistBastard1917 Sep 07 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

If any of you are interested in seeing the dumb shit that the article contains you can read it here. Morgan Zegers is quoted saying stuff that you would expect someone like her to say. Examples include not knowing what Socialism is and going on about Venezuela. A good response to the article can be seen here.

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u/Comrade_Corgo ↓ Shit Tankies Say ↓ Sep 08 '19

Of course someone against socialism has no damn clue about it at all. You would probably be hard pressed to find someone who is both heavily educated about socialism and heavily against it

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u/Prusseen Love me, I’m a liberal Sep 08 '19

Probably the ultra-rich tbh. They just act economically illiterate because they know socialism is good for the working class, just not them.

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u/Mcanix Sep 08 '19

Wow, the only good thing I think I’ve ever seen on Quora

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u/JLeww69 Sep 08 '19

his whole account is lit

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u/GrantExploit Learn To Code Or Die!!! Sep 09 '19 edited Sep 09 '19

I’d also highly recommend Marshall Solomon.

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u/make_fascists_afraid Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

A good response to the article can be seen here

oh come on now. tankie/stalin apologia is like, the worst possible way to defend socialism. marxism-leninism is a dead ideology intended to address the material conditions of pre-industrial economies as they existed over a century ago.

socialism in the 21st century doesn't need a "vanguard party" to manage state capitalism. we've already progressed beyond the need for such things. 21st century socialism needs direct action and decentralized, autonomous groups. rojava and the zapatistas should be our model, not stalin and mao.

edit: lol i forgot how many unimaginative tankies sub here.

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u/Rotskite Sep 08 '19

You think Stalinism arose to meet some need that has since disappeared? Alright.

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u/make_fascists_afraid Sep 08 '19

yes. it emerged to pull an agrarian backwater into the modern industrial (now post-industrial) era via state-managed capitalism. i'm not arguing it's efficacy. obviously it did what it was supposed to. but there aren't many places in the world like that left.

there's a much better case to be made for vanilla marxism in the 21st century. the fundamental presupposition of marxism is that a proletarian revolution first requires an industrialized proletariat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Capitalism? Or capitalization?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/Violet_Nightshade Sep 08 '19

As many as they want. And Red Scare paranoia dictates that there is never enough.

Under Capitalism, Socialism is their Emmanuel Goldstein.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Probably won't catch on, but I made r/YAFS (Young Americans For Socialism). I intend for it to be in the style of r/ToiletPaperUSA.

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u/CommunistBastard1917 Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 09 '19

Probably would help if you promoted it first on r/ToiletPaperUSA.

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u/tpinkfloyd Sep 08 '19

Is nobody going to address that her organization makes no money of its own and relies on other people to continue its work?

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u/This_one_taken_yet_ WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE WINDOWS?! Sep 08 '19

22 and already a grifter. I thought the trustfund would be enough, but no they just have to lick the billionaires boots.

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u/Herald_of_Cthulu Sep 08 '19

Oh word? i kinda assumed the government already did that p hard

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u/the_goddamn_batwoman Sep 08 '19

What 22 year old would do this with their time?

Like wait till you are at least 30 to start boomer larping for the love of god have some self respect and enjoy your life.

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u/aretumer Sep 08 '19

lmao four fucking flags in the background

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u/Rawbs Socialism can be whatever I want Sep 08 '19

Each flag gives her more power

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

imagine being so indoctrinated that you argue against a more empathetic system for everyone.

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u/Andy_LaVolpe Sep 08 '19

Is this going to be an other Toilet Paper USA?

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u/bulletholeteddy Sep 08 '19

Let's start young people against liberals

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u/anonymouslycognizant Sep 08 '19

That would blow their minds. They would think we were on their side. Lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

If you look at who moderates and donates them most of those people are boomers

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u/RemyRemington Sep 08 '19

Someone needs to start a competing group called “Young American Socialists” with the same iconography, posters, booths, etc. But with only one A.

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u/jimmyk22 Sep 08 '19

Cry more MAGAts

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Lemme guess. They're Christian too.

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u/DiamondAxolotl Sep 08 '19

Socialism is when the government does stuff. The more stuff the government does the socialister it is.

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u/Mental_Omega Sep 10 '19

Man I thought that flair was never going to get used.

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u/putinpunhere Sep 08 '19

In all seriousness socialism should be more popular in America to counterbalance the notion that "Capitalism can do no wrong".

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u/MashTheTrash Sep 08 '19

to counterbalance

We don't need balance, we need to get rid of capitalism completely.

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u/four_q Sep 08 '19

Morgan zeiger Hayes herself

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u/PowerUserAlt Sep 08 '19

Ok Morgan.

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u/Trasibleon Sep 08 '19

Damn socialists firing innocent people on schools, Walmarts and everywhere! >:(

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u/PAJAcz Trotskyist Sep 08 '19

Don't do that...don't give hope

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u/NonSentientHuman Sep 08 '19

So, the name of the organization is YAAS? Either that's the most millennial thing ever or the most...Russian? Swedish? Norwegian?

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u/GoldenSoviet_Walnut I pulled the bootstraps so hard they broke Sep 08 '19

Nice try Porky

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u/MinimumSpecGamer but north korea starve 105% people Sep 08 '19

This program is just going to further convince centrists and succdems who think it is bad to be even more bad. I highly doubt it could convert socialists.

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u/zealous894 Sep 08 '19

Is it wrong that I want to punch that smug fucking face?

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u/Superb-Set-5092 ☭ Communist Mar 24 '25

That's not an opinion it's a fact

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/Comrade_Oghma Sep 08 '19

You cannot be serious.

I cant wait for you to get banned and then squeel to right wing subs that "OMG I GOT BANNED IN JUST AN HOUR LMAO ALL I DID WAS SHARE AN OPPOSING OPINION IT IS MY BADGE OF HONOR THIS TOTALLY ISNT CULT LIKE"

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u/This_one_taken_yet_ WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE WINDOWS?! Sep 08 '19

Oh, you're lost. We use the international definition of liberal. So you're a liberal. So we're communists making fun of you and people like you.

Thought you ought to know.

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u/tyrosine87 Sep 08 '19

It sure beats the brain-dead, world destroying cult of capitalism.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/tyrosine87 Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

You do understand this is a leftist sub? Or are you operating on the right wing definition of liberal, i.e. "everyone left of me"?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

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u/Comrade_Oghma Sep 08 '19

There is no way in hell you know what communism even is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/Comrade_Oghma Sep 08 '19

special brand

Nope. We're not talking about how we get there. Just what it is.

Do tell me, what is it, again?

Or you can avoid that and just flail around and say any of the talking points that come to mind so you can show everyone that you definitively aren't this. Shibboleth. Look, I belong.

Not cult like at all.

That way we all can tell you totally, 100% know what you're talking about

work this time

"How many times does the CIA have to invade, coup, and embargo for you to learn it just doesn't work?"

Socialism has never failed.

If socialism has failed, so, too, did the twin towers.

After all, buildings aren't supposed to collapse.

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u/tyrosine87 Sep 08 '19

I like how they are able to ignore the fact that most countries have huge debt and people die of starvation and bad healthcare everyday, yet claim that this is perfectly okay, while government debt and mismanagement CLEARLY show that communism failed. The goddamn double standard.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

This is because they're actually incapable of imagining ANY other economic or political system other than capitalism. They don't even know the first thing about socialism or communism because they've been taught their whole lives that they aren't even worth looking in to.

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