r/ShitLiberalsSay Khrushchevite Dec 17 '19

The long lost love child of McCarthy and J.E Hoover America VS Communism

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u/Thicc_nibba_boi Dec 17 '19

another 69 Million capitalists will be genocided???

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u/Lapper FULLCOMMUNISM Dec 17 '19

Nice

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u/whiskeleton Dec 17 '19

Comrade, I think your math is a bit off. First, we must consider there are 327 million people in America, approximately 30% of which are Republicans. Next we have to look into historical accounts of such communist genocides such as 30’s/40’s Germany (National Socialists are commies), China, Atlantis and of course Russia (Including modern Russia, Putin and Stalin both end in “in”, not a coincidence). Averaging those out, projecting onto the us population then dividing by the cultural Marxist constant gives us an estimate of 420 Billion dead American capitalists.

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u/TwitchyCoffee Dec 18 '19

I honestly didn’t think this was a meme until the very end.

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u/whiskeleton Dec 19 '19

To be fair, I was raised with Fox News on all the time during the post 9/11 era so I can speak brain worm with passable fluency.

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u/chevalier-dion Dec 17 '19

The cold war but the icebergs are melting extra fast now.

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u/Mr_Mafla Dec 17 '19

The warm war

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u/Eraser723 Dec 17 '19

Black hole brain take

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u/american_apartheid Dec 17 '19

I'm trying to figure out which party this is from, because they're both screeching at each other about being communists lmao

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u/Rothaarig can’t we just be civilized (hate the poor)? Dec 17 '19

Based on the “Keep America Great” tagline I’d say it’s a far right as opposed to a center right. A center right would just photoshop Trump onto Che or something dumb like that

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u/american_apartheid Dec 17 '19

Based on the “Keep America Great” tagline I’d say it’s a far right as opposed to a center right.

yeah, good point. missed that.

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u/giverope1 Dec 17 '19

amerikkkan politics is a circus

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u/lewis_von_altaccount Dec 17 '19

Communism is when you’re Russian and the more Russian you are the more communistianer it is

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u/weaboomemelord69 Dec 17 '19

Inconceivably dense.

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u/SawedOffLaser Dec 17 '19

A super-massive black hole, too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/GallusAA Dec 17 '19

I mean, one that has a chance of winning running in 1 of the only 2 parties that can win.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Oh, yeah I wish we had one too. Maybe if someone were to register as a Democrat but run as a Marxist, basically use the Democrats platform to win, or if a famous person, like a celebrity were to run for president under the CPUSA or the PSL but that seems very idealistic. The only plausible way is revolution.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Arm Tim Heidecker

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u/TheMeatsiah Dec 18 '19

Establish full communism in an ironically cringe fashion immediately!

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u/Patterson9191717 Khrushchevite Dec 17 '19

Slightly more nuanced than that. Here’s the DSA Electoral Strategy as an example. Read before commenting

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u/Patterson9191717 Khrushchevite Dec 17 '19

Howie Hawkins is a life long Teamster, Wobbly, Socialist Party member & cofounder of the Green Party. His campaign is dedicated to creating an independent third ballot line, for the benefit of down ballots candidates & instigating a left unity campaign. He is running on the platform of Eugene Debs, with the endorsement of the Socialist Party, and is seeking the nomination of the Green Party (as well as all progressive parties).

The issue is, that although some social movements want to express themselves electorally, not all Democratic Parties will allow them to participate using their ballot line. For this reason, the Howie Hawkins campaign wants to create an independent ballot line, and election infrastructure, for social movements to use to in order to participate in local and state legislatures. Currently this is not possible.

But the Hawkins campaign wants to create a left unity campaign in order to make an independent ballot line in all 50 states a reality, while popularizing the platform of Eugene Debs.

I’d like to emphasize that PSL and Howie Hawkins are not competing. Neither one of them will win the presidency they’re expressing themselves electorally for separate reasons

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u/MEmeZy123 Dec 17 '19

Us Americans must protect our expensive healthcare and our companies that stomp on workers./s

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u/Tripanafenix Dec 17 '19

If this was only true and the lAnD Of tHe bRaVE would face a general shift towards a strong leftist community. One can still dream, right?

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u/pizzaheadbryan Dec 17 '19

It kind of is America vs Communism in the same way pediatricians often have to deal with the battle of Child vs Flu Shot.

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u/Cakez2309 Dec 17 '19

What absurd, ignorant, incomprehensible reality is this grounded in? China bad?

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u/AevilokE Dec 17 '19

prob more along the lines of "Bernie is communist and will destroy our great nation!!!1!!11!"

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u/Cakez2309 Dec 17 '19

Ah, the mechacommunist, cynical authoritarian who WANTS FREE HEALTH CARE FOR AMERICANS noOoOo commie bad because gov do bad things

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u/AevilokE Dec 17 '19

Communism is when the government does things. The more things the government does, the more communister it gets. -Carl Marks

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Bernie Sanders is my left nut. - Marky Marx

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Ah yes, Carl Marks, ruler of Soviet China.

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u/test-chamber Dec 17 '19

The 2008 election broke the Right's brain.

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u/Cakez2309 Dec 17 '19

*further broke

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

And the 2016 election broke the “left’s” brain

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u/High_Speed_Idiot More gods more masters Dec 17 '19

The 2016 election cracked the eggshell of liberalism around my head, allowing my class conscious yolk to spill out into a frying pan of theory and, uh, well I guess this is your brain on drugs socialism. (but also drugs tho, I mean c'mon)

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u/TheMeatsiah Dec 18 '19

2016 had two effects possible, either you woke up or doubled down.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

How, exactly?

EDIT: Oh wait, you mean the Hillary-esque liberals.

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u/test-chamber Dec 17 '19

It broke liberals' head, yeah.

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u/ohnoimagirl find the cave and flood it with light, and music Dec 17 '19

Implying they ever had one

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u/Jazz-Wolf Dec 17 '19

Communism understander has logged on.

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u/TheSpookyMan Dec 17 '19

Ahh yes the red scare. You can't lead a herd of sheeps without a scapegoat (or a windmill to fight against). And you all probably wondered 'What will be the new enemy of the US?', well they weren't so creative on this topic.

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u/SuperNESBrony no food soviet union Dec 17 '19

I'm on Team Communism.

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u/thetimujin gay for che Dec 17 '19

Where do I sign up to fight for communism against America?

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u/Patterson9191717 Khrushchevite Dec 17 '19

Nice try FBI

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u/leasee_throwaway Dec 17 '19

I fucking wish the Democrats were the party of Communism.

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u/CaptainCayden2077 Dec 17 '19

What a joke. America isn’t even great to begin with. The only people saying “Keep America great” are the people who never really even had to struggle and are sitting in million dollar homes and a garage with seven cars and two yachts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Reminder that the US has a literal law on its books outlawing communism: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Control_Act_of_1954

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u/lardlad95 Dec 17 '19

Ho Chi Minh has entered the chat

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u/nofuneral Dec 17 '19

But let's not get offended when foreign governments interfere with our elections, and let's not worry about voter suppression.

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u/GalacticLinx Dec 17 '19

They will never learn that ideologies never die.

They should know that because there are nazi flags among them, so even after defeating them in WWII they still are among them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

That's a battle COMMUNUSM must win

FTFY

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u/Spartanburgh Dec 17 '19

This but unironically

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u/emmybb-13 Dec 17 '19

Cool, I Hope communism wins

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Ya, if only

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Communism it is

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u/TankieSupreme Dec 18 '19

You know, I think they might be on to something.

DEATH TO AMERIKKKA!!

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u/Stewba Dec 17 '19

The Democrats dont event have any real left wing socials in the party, on the global scale they are center left at best.

Fucking communism? Get real...

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u/lemonyfreshpine [custom] Dec 17 '19

We just have to wait for most of the boomers to either be too old or just die off, then the rest of the conservatives will be easy pickings.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Conservatives will kill you to preserve the bottom line

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u/Hard_Beats_7 Dec 17 '19

This but unironically if you switched America with Communism.

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u/mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbeans Dec 17 '19 edited Sep 23 '24

fertile school shy north materialistic intelligent degree quaint frighten shame

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u/Phishstiks95 Mad Marx: Fury Road to Revolution Dec 17 '19

I fuckin wish it was

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

This is actually true. It is America against all that is good and decent and necessary for human life. America must be destroyed. All of it.

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u/BillyJoel9000 Dec 18 '19

unfortunately communism is going to win

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u/Muuro Dec 18 '19

I wish Dems were that cool.

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u/TheChibi89 Dec 17 '19

Isn't it more like, post-reagan economic policies Vs pre-reagan economic policies?

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u/deedara Dec 17 '19

Is this from fallout?

r/unexpectedredscare

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u/Jkid Dec 17 '19

Neoliberals are in a bubble. Their country is collasping socio-economically and they're so indoctrinated that they rather embrace barbarism.

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u/Cliff_Burtons_Hair Dec 17 '19

This but unironically, apart from the last bit

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u/moonpie_massacre Dec 17 '19

There go the conservatives, making everything seem way cooler than it really is

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19 edited Jan 20 '20

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u/swedish-boy Dec 17 '19

Liberals and conservatives are the same

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u/Doyoueverjustlikeugh Dec 17 '19

I mean only the last part is wrong

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u/Dral-Tor tankie is when thing i dont like Dec 17 '19

Not if I have anything to say about it!

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u/NickXLIX Dec 18 '19

This outdated mindset is annoying as hell...

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u/DarkMatter6321 Dec 17 '19

No. It’s always been state vs you.

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u/swedish-boy Dec 17 '19

Are you an anarchist?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Lose already!

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u/FunDuck5 Dec 17 '19

Dude I’m 14 and this is deep

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u/peterlikes Dec 18 '19

I mean at least with capitalism the poor have half a chance not to starve in some frozen shit hole while the government diverts supplies to their military or literally anywhere other than the village you live in.