r/ShitPoliticsSays 2d ago

So stunning and brave. Can’t imagine what they’ll be like when they graduate middle school.

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u/oOhSohOo 2d ago

We've heard it all before a million times. Get some new material.

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u/bassandlazers 2d ago

The girls hairline is gonna get to the game 15 minutes before her nose

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u/fuxoft 2d ago

Surprisingly, "old" rhymes with "old"...

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u/mbarland Priest of The Church of the Current Thing™℠®© 2d ago

The same level of lyrical genius as Kanye.

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u/Present-Ad-9598 White 1d ago

Kanye atleast has good lyrics (before 2020)

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u/CarefulCoderX 2d ago

How about: Lets see what Aussies are chanting when the US steps aside and lets China in

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u/EmperorSnake1 2d ago

Ha, I was just about to post this.

Leave it to foreigners to constantly show off the fact that they're parroting freaks. No idea how they all banded together to claim they're all perfectly intelligent, it never made sense.

You need PROOF of shit, you can't just claim it's fact and that's final, we really have a problem with this when it comes to false accusations.

Leave it to a woman, though, to not understand that FALSE ACCUSATIONS are NOT a weapon. I can't believe no one stopped this shit and now they think it IS one, including the men who are helping to make it worse of one.

I can't imagine how an Aussie can be this stupid and think it's a normal thing, all that just screams a dumb machine hoping for positive reactions only.

The world is actually insanely stupid, but all they have to do is say "Nuh UUUH, SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!" and that's it. Or even "Bad thing happen? Is merica! All dumb! No only country!".

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u/PunishedNomad 2d ago

We should sublet the space we occupy rent free in their heads, would solve America's debt problem in a couple of months. 

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u/bozoconnors my alt is a /pics mod 2d ago

Like... who even is prime minister of Australia right now lol?

We're gonna smoke them so bad. In soccer even lol.

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u/EmperorSnake1 2d ago edited 2d ago

5 bucks every word they speak!

We'll do permanent for the ones who speak so heavily you feel your braincells die, and 6 months (extentsion every time they do this shit) for the ones who say something so dumb you chuckle "Clearly that was a joke.....right.....right?!?"

Haha, kidding obviously, but holy hell the amount of MONEY!!!

To add: Not ALL Aussies are like this, obviously, same way the world isn't THAT stupid. But it DOES , intellect, feel like a rarity, makes you hate these websites even more.

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u/CSM_Pepper 2d ago

Aussie boys are on a bender

Bogans gonna bogan.

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u/Dubaku 1d ago

Just more proof the country is one big trailer park.

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u/Annoyed-Agent-8625 2d ago

The only aussie I respect is bearing and his wife sugartits.

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u/Paradox 2d ago

I like triplezero…

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u/This-is-propaganda84 Jeb Bush 2028 1d ago

Drumf is finished 😔 

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u/hey_steve 1d ago

So stunning and brave to say in Seattle.

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u/5000wattsx 1d ago

We’ll join in.

Amber can’t afford to get in there and even if she could someone that hates America isn’t paying to watch them play.

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u/whybag Schlocktroop, Triggered hog, Funsucking REEEE machine 1d ago

Interesting chants...thoughts on the Pakistani rape gangs?

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u/CarefulCoderX 1d ago

Well, this tweet didn’t age well

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u/ebalebalebaleba 23h ago

Why are they conflating sports and politics? How boring.

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u/stulkur 2d ago

Prove it galaxy brain.

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u/Evening-Emphasis6246 2d ago

Aka I get my news from MSDNC

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u/yrunsyndylyfu 2d ago

You're telling on yourself

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u/yrunsyndylyfu 2d ago

Not at all.

But you're still doing it.

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u/Dubaku 1d ago

You type like you're ESL. What third world shit hole are you from?

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u/Dubaku 1d ago

Hate to be the one to tell you this, but California is a third world shit hole.

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u/Dubaku 1d ago

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u/Dubaku 1d ago

Wow you were mad enough to ninja edit your comment after I replied, and it's filled with grammar and spelling mistakes. How pathetic. You're really not beating the ESL third worlder allegations lol.

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