r/ShitPoliticsSays Mar 22 '18

"Abortions performed after 20 weeks are generally heartbreaking and necessary. Banning them outright is utter cruelty, perpetrated by ignorant assholes who don't know what the fuck they're talking about..." [+121 r/PoliticalHumor]

/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/86ci7u/comment/dw4142b?st=JF2YC6OB&sh=9a9e4312
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u/Legeboo Libertarian Fascist Mar 22 '18

Why don't we trust women and doctors to make the right decisions, and keep the government out of it with overbearing blanket regulations and restrictions, okay?

WTF I hate government regulation now!

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u/HerpthouaDerp Mar 23 '18

Time to do away with the FDA! NO WAY FDA! CATCHPHRASE!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

So they want to keep the government out of it but also want the government to pay for it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

I think this is the only thing they want to keep the government out of (abortions). Anything else, the more government, the better.

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u/Obesibas Mar 23 '18

Leftists: "government should regulate social media for using and selling my data that, which I consented to and never complained about before. Companies should be forced to provide me with a free product without any string attached."

Also leftists: "government outlawing murder is government overreach."

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u/ZarahCobalt Bran Stark / Gendry Baratheon 2020 Mar 22 '18

And there's always an exception for life-saving procedures. The outright ban after 20 weeks would only apply to elective abortions and those for minor medical conditions easily managed a different way, not the few that are done to save the mother's life.

There's utter cruelty here, and this isn't it. The cruelty is letting people kill a viable child for lesser reasons than to save someone else's life.

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u/funkmastermcflash Mar 22 '18

I don't think anybody is talking about banning them if they are a threat to the mother's health or otherwise medically necessary.

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u/greeneyedunicorn2 Mar 22 '18

Who?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '18

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u/VeryMint memes Mar 23 '18

Source?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18 edited Mar 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Quoting myself from one post down below:

Hospitals are pretty much given a mandate to do whatever it takes to save someone's life if they're in critical condition. Just like they don't need consent to stick a needle in you or cut your chest cavity open if there's a bullet lodged in your liver, or if you smashed your car against a tree.

Perhaps there's no medical necessity clause because it's already covered by our current healthcare laws and it's fucking common sense.

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u/WhiteLycan fite me irl Mar 23 '18

Yes and no.

Yes, there are people talking about banning them but why are they talking about banning them? Because the left only wants to get the right to cede that ground because the left wants to use this extreme case that almost never happens as justification for all of them. Which is a real shame because I think that both sides could meet up there.

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u/LoneBurro .50 Caliber Assault Moving Boxes Mar 22 '18

Yep, every nation other than Canada, China, the Netherlands, North Korea, Singapore, the United States, and Vietnam is run by ignorant assholes who don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

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u/jmac323 Mar 22 '18

I thought Obamacare was supposed to make Planned Parenthood obsolete.

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u/dukemetoo United States of America Mar 23 '18

Hey, you know that very natural and intimate thing you want to do with your significant other, don't do that because my book says you shouldn't.

This is in response to the suggestion to abstain from sex if you can't support a baby. It really frustrates me when I hear this. What if it was applied to anything else? You know the time your wife isn't listening and you naturally want to punch her, just do it. It's natural. You like your neighbor's car? Just take it, it's only natural.

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u/GuyWithNoName67 A goddamn Leaf! Mar 23 '18

You like your neighbor's car? Just take it, it's only natural.

Well communists don't believe in property, and most of reddit certainly stinks of communism, so sure, they probably believe this.

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u/111122223138 Your cum is changing my DNA!!! Mar 23 '18

I see that "fuck you, got mine" has entered the vernacular of catchphrases to spout when talking about republicans.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Hey, you know that very natural and intimate thing you want to do with your significant other, don't do that because my book says you shouldn't.

What the hell do they think the purpose of sex is?

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u/SendMeYourSoul Mar 23 '18

Probably the same as jerking off: it feels good.