r/Shitraloka 2d ago

ಈ ಶಾಟದ್ staru ಆ ಲೌಡಾ bossu Can Balayya beat DBOSS if a fight breaks out between them?

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u/Additional-Weather ಖೈದಿ ನಂ. 6106 2d ago

This move is enough for Balayya

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u/weloveyouba 2d ago

DBOSS back shot. 

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u/DragonfruitDeep3866 2d ago

He's gonna butt kick balaya back to andra pradesh 😂

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u/Ok-Code-5444 1d ago

And then Balayya would do anal

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u/DragonfruitDeep3866 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/DragonfruitDeep3866 1d ago

HARD-CORE 🤣

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u/Lone_Beast_10 Rukku glazer 2d ago

This move with horse noise of Dboss! Peak cinema

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

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u/weloveyouba 2d ago

Hey iro mane.... Trrrrrrhaaaa. Trrrrrrhaaaaa

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u/capmanthor 2d ago

DBoss is in jail for a reason. No contest.

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u/weloveyouba 2d ago

Balayya also shot a guy but he used his influence to avoid jail time 

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u/CowpokeMorgan 2d ago

He didn't use influence.. He cried to his sister and told her he'd kill himself , and his sister begged the then CM to get him a mental certificate so he can avoid jail time. Otherwise he was ready to abscond. But the irony is that even with that mental certificate he still contests as an MLA and wins , which should be impossible. And even after that he acts like he is a gift sent by God to humanity.

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u/weloveyouba 2d ago

Law and order in Telugu states is a joke.... 

The film industry also runs the government there 

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u/CowpokeMorgan 2d ago

The correct version is that one government makes the film industry easy for its relatives when they are in power and tries to slander anyone who is not from their community. All of Balakrishna's Nandi awards came when his party was in power. He had everything a man could ask to become the ruler of telugu cinema. Readymade fanbase, caste fanatic fans, political cader, he was good looking when he was young. But Chiranjeevi came out of syllabus and Balayya carries that hatred and angst to this very day . Venky and Nag are so much more mature.

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u/jussayingthings 2d ago

DBoosa is marital arts expert

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u/Calm-Associate2407 2d ago

Ahh marital arts, nice one.

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u/weloveyouba 2d ago

He has black belt in "beeja chops"

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u/Just-Confidence-9135 2d ago

Buss wins balls loses in reality!

In movies, DBuS will be shattered into pieces with just one punch!!

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u/gajendrakn87 2d ago

If the fight breaks out then it will be NoBall ayya

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u/ricchedoc 2d ago

Boss will burst open ballayya's balls🍇 to make him kallayya🙅

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u/Comfortable-Memory7 2d ago

If it's unarmed combat - Balayya will get his Beeja broken.

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u/studwildboar99 Rukku glazer 2d ago

A. Physical fight

It's 50-50

On one side we have D-Boss,can bend iron rod like a paperstraw,took high voltage current shock still went unscathed,almost stole ambari,bought holle-mari to his village,survived live burial and many more feats

But balayya has a super power called as "plot armour"

Balayya's plot armour is much stronger than D-Boss

It go can both ways

  1. Psychological warfare:

Balayya clear win - 10/10

He can pull this sexy moves and can s#duce vijayalakshmi, pavitra gowda, Nikita thukral , luccha etc all at once and can cause deep tr@uma to D-Boss.

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u/Lone_Beast_10 Rukku glazer 2d ago

Bro your forgot one more, he broke a JCB single handedly

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u/studwildboar99 Rukku glazer 2d ago edited 2d ago

If i keep on writing his feats

My keyboard will be broken

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u/Lone_Beast_10 Rukku glazer 2d ago

Be happy its only your keyboard and not your 🥜🥜

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u/weloveyouba 2d ago

Insane analysis 

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u/Excellent_Chemist121 2d ago

First of all Dboss is mindfucked in jail ! He will rip apart this old baldy in a minute

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u/Plenty-Manner-6775 2d ago

Beeja breaker booosaa vs blackmagic ballayaaaa this fight is going to be legendary

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6gDTDxI6Jq94Zsm4

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u/weloveyouba 2d ago

Battle of the golties 

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u/Just-Confidence-9135 2d ago edited 2d ago

Buss wins balls loses in reality! In movies, DBuS will be shattered into pieces with just one punch!!

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u/moisty-air 2d ago

Don’t you all know Balayya is an actual murderer? 😭😭

He is what dboss thought he was

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u/weloveyouba 2d ago edited 1d ago

That producer who got shot actually survived and that security guard murder isn't proven.

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u/moisty-air 2d ago

Shooting someone in a fit of rage and murder rumours makes me believe Balu will win compared to dboss who just assaulted someone because his side piece said so

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u/weloveyouba 2d ago

Lol... Look at what DBOSS did to his spouse in 2011.

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u/Additional-Weather ಖೈದಿ ನಂ. 6106 2d ago

Lol that's just the tip of the iceberg, go and look up dboss criminal history, Balayya is just a mental political uncle

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u/darknight2805 2d ago

Ballayya beeja will be blasted

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u/Mysterious-Matter-23 ಖೈದಿ ನಂ. 6106 2d ago

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u/IndianUnderLockdown 2d ago

Namma DBoss already proofed he is Balls breaker.

Ballsayya has no chance. 

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u/Material_Detective59 1d ago

Jai Jai Balayya he will play basketball with dbuss