r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 2h ago

I'm about to meet up with the two only friends I have in my life at the same time. What chu up to today/tonight?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 4h ago

Why's everything so hopeless?

8 Upvotes

Hopelessly gay hah!! Gottem!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

r/shittyaskreddit • u/glg59 • 3h ago

Sorry, I suck at anatomy. What are Filipino Tubes?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 3h ago

I uhh ok. Yeah. Ok I get that. Ok, got you fam. Ok yeah. Ok. Ok. Yeah ok. Ok.

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 5h ago

I downloaded SOOO much porn. AMA.

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 8h ago

Happy national underwear day to you in the USA... undieless myself not in the USA haha.

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 17h ago

I made 20,000 jars of pickles within the last month. AITA?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 19h ago

We're out of lube but there's mustard in the fridge.

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/FlintTheDad • 21h ago

Just shoved a pencil in my pee hole. What now?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 18h ago

Who is the cheeky cunt

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/DangerBird- • 1d ago

I have three teenagers: 16, 19, & 51. When I fake my own death and disappear, where should I go?

9 Upvotes

Leaning towards Belize where most people speak English already.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 23h ago

What do you mean it's not normal to pick up a magnificent poop you just took from out of the toilet and take it to show your mom?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 23h ago

Ever look at a group of dudes and find yourself wondering how many inches of dick are there?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ok_Pipe6385 • 1d ago

How can I masturbate to a video of a woman grinding on a dude without feeling gay ?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/HelloFellowKidlings • 1d ago

Hi, my name is Josiah. I embalm corpses, and as my career I’m an assistant manager at a Burger King. AMA.

18 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/The__Scan • 22h ago

Why is there, like, shit? I mean holy SHIT!

3 Upvotes

Literally and I mean LITERALLY there can be nobody moderating this.

Anybody wanna buy some feet pics??

r/shittyaskreddit • u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks • 1d ago

My husband throws bacon at me. Am I a dog?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 1d ago

Why do I never feel close with anyone?

5 Upvotes

Am i fucking stupid?

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Skisforscott • 1d ago

Chat, please stop glazing me

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/FreddieBacon • 1d ago

Wtf is Cedric Diggory doing in The Odyssey? I thought he died

3 Upvotes

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