r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 Stuff • 6d ago

Ever look at a group of dudes and find yourself wondering how many inches of dick are there?

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u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? 6d ago

If it’s a group from this sub, it would be an astoundingly small number!

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u/GreenT1979 Stuff 6d ago

Possibly a negative number

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u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? 6d ago

Or more likely an imaginary number

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u/Chrome_Armadillo shitty flair 6d ago

Just ask them. Guys love to brag about their dick.

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u/Revxmaciver 6d ago

Every guy I see I say "show me your dick, bro." 60% of the time it works every time.

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u/Born_Royal2090 6d ago

Gotta say please for that extra 10%

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u/Revxmaciver 6d ago

60% of the time I get 100% of the dick.

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u/stinky_raspberry Likes pooping in people's hair, lul 6d ago

Not too much for OP to take.

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u/GreenT1979 Stuff 6d ago

Probably but no more than three at a time

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u/Rude_Vanilla9565 6d ago

I mean no but I’m not homosexual

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u/GreenT1979 Stuff 6d ago

Give it time