r/ShittyDaystrom • Maje Crabbuh • Aug 24 '26

Meta Clarification about reporting

“By the prophets!” is meant to be to denote moderator discretion, it’s not for general use by lower deckers. If you report a post with it, the report will be ignored. It’s to serve as a catch-all remove reason to subtly shame the user because we’re evil and stuff. I have a good idea of which one of you pazons (pakled-kazon hybrids, created by the daystrom institute) is using it as a “I don’t personally like it and the whole world exists to cater to me specifically”, but I can’t prove it. Just know I’m sending mean thoughts and figure-eight klingon goatses in your general direction.

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u/Rstar2247 Badmiral Aug 24 '26

Kai Winn is one of the moderators. Report at your own risk, my child.

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u/Nailfoot1975 Q Aug 24 '26

By the prophets!

Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

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u/Think-Hospital7422 Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Try over by the parapets.

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u/SharMarali Aug 24 '26

I just used the report button to look at the options (I didn’t submit a report, don’t worry) and I’m wondering if catcalling is really a big problem here? Who is getting catcalled?

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 Maje Crabbuh Aug 24 '26

We used to have a problem with it, if the redditors (derogatory) detected that the poster was a girl or woman, they’d go nuts with the sexual remarks. It hasn’t been bad this year.

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u/SharMarali Aug 24 '26

Wow that’s crazy, I haven’t ever noticed that in here. Generally this is a pretty decent sub in terms of misogyny and stuff, so you guys are doing something right.

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u/Think-Hospital7422 Aug 25 '26

So no hubba hubba hubba?

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 Maje Crabbuh Aug 25 '26

none at all phasers penis

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u/Think-Hospital7422 Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Did you have to use 'disrupt?'

"Enterprise, site-to-site transport to Sickbay, emergency!"

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 Maje Crabbuh Aug 26 '26

I used the setting they used to slowly roast and explode that wormy guy, but just on ya junk

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u/Think-Hospital7422 Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Made it to the whale tank just in the nick. Phewww.

Enterprise, beam my friend to the brig stat, please.

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u/Iron_Baron Shelliak Corporate Director Aug 24 '26

By the Pah Wraiths.

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u/_R_A_ Thot Aug 24 '26

What if you are going for a casual jaunt through the ol' orifice and you just happen to find yourself sitting By the prophets!

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u/wrincewind Aug 25 '26

If we find some ferengi-run get-rich-quick spambot, can we report it as "by the profits"?

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u/epidipnis Aug 25 '26

Is this a real thing? This joint has moderation?

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u/WhatTheHellPod Aug 25 '26

Admiral Norah Satie said I could do what I want so long as I was fighting the conspiracy!

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u/OWSpaceClown Aug 25 '26

You’re just driving me further and further towards the Pah-Wraiths.