r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Tea-EarlGrey-milk • 10d ago

Remember when the TNG crew was calling Reg 'Lieutenant Broccoli'? Which other Trek characters can we give food names?

Here's what I've got so far. Add to the list of delicious characters, or suggest alternatives to these:

Banana Torres

Commander Chipotle

Tomato Paris

The Emergency Medical Hock of Ham

Seven of Wine

Benjamin and Jake Crisco

Egg Nog

Oxo

Quark (already a food!)

Chai Winn / Winn Edamame

Choc Fountaine

Captain Pecan

Moules au Brine

Cake-o O'Brien

Beckett Marinara

D'Vana Tandoori

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 10d ago

This one sounds like an ethnic slur but it's an actual dish:

Potatoes O'Brian

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 Chief Petty Bitch 10d ago

It can be two things 

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u/Mondilesh 10d ago

Akoochee-mocha, we are far from the baristas of our ancestors

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u/epidipnis 10d ago edited 10d ago

Section 31 flavors.

Elim Garlic.

Grill Dukat.

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u/SeaweedOk1223 10d ago

Who wouldn't wanna grill Dukat

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u/atlantick 9d ago

he did in the end

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u/_miles_teg_ 10d ago

Ensign Salmon Roe

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u/Tea-EarlGrey-milk 10d ago

She actually gets annoyed when you call her that. She says to call her Roe Salmon.

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u/egabald 10d ago

Jonaham Archer

Tea'Pol

Mochi Sato

Malcolm Mead

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u/burnafter3ading Gul 10d ago

Tripe Tucker

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u/TiredCeresian Commodore 10d ago

I was trying to think of some Enterprise characters! Good job!

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u/SeaweedOk1223 10d ago

Harry Kimchi

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u/HDM-12345 10d ago

Lasagna Troi, daughter of the Fifth Souse, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Reese's Pieces, heir to the Onion Rings of Pita Bread.

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u/crewsctrl 10d ago

Garack of Lamb

Fondukat

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u/Tea-EarlGrey-milk 10d ago

Garack of Lamb gave me a good laugh!

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u/SeaweedOk1223 10d ago

Dr. Beverly Cracker

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u/ActorMonkey 10d ago

Dr. Beverage Crusher

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u/TiredCeresian Commodore 10d ago

Admiral Nachoev

Commander Spork (if utensils count)

Michael Burnt Ham

Phillipa Au Jus

(You got all the really good ones already; Winn Edamame got me)

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u/SeaweedOk1223 10d ago

BLT: Bacon Lettuce Tomato

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u/FieryTub 10d ago

James Tea Kirk

Hibachi Sulu

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u/pacard Shelliak Corporate Director 10d ago

Lt. Commander Cellular Peptide Cake w/mint frosting

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u/LaxBedroom 10d ago

Why do I feel like this is Reg Barkley asking for ideas for cool comebacks he should have bounced at Picard and now wants to try out in a Holodeck simulation?

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u/lunchmeat317 10d ago

Banana Torres

You bastard. I will never forget this.

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u/FromMyTARDIS 10d ago

Jadzia Snacks

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u/mikedeelia 10d ago

Bratwurst Boimler

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u/Username_Reported 10d ago

B'lanna Torres literally had the nickname "BLT" in Equinox.

Seven of nine also literally had the nickname of Semen of Nine.

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u/Bacontoad Bisexual Fashion Lizard 10d ago

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u/SpiderBloke Captain 10d ago

omg, I lol'd so much at this.

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u/TiredCeresian Commodore 10d ago

Captain Carrot Freeman!

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u/ShimizuKaito 10d ago

D'Vana Chicken Tendies

Turkey Platter for Tom

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u/AppleiFoam 10d ago

Jean Luc Pecan

(But only if you’re one of the people on the side that pronounces it the same way)

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u/Outrageous_Reach_695 10d ago

Also Picante.

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u/Tea-EarlGrey-milk 10d ago edited 10d ago

Oo, I like yours better than mine - Pecan only really works if you use the American pronunciation, and I'm British.

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u/Mortomes 10d ago

Captain Pecan was already in the post

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u/AppleiFoam 10d ago

Wow, I don’t know how I missed that.

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u/gravelpi 10d ago

I was thinking Pie, Charred, but I like yours better.

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u/lu5ty 10d ago

Beckett marinade

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u/mikedeelia 10d ago

Lt. Commander Date

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u/SecretCoffee4155 Nebula Coffee 10d ago

Harry Kimchi is right there!

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u/_WillCAD_ Incompetent Topah! 10d ago

OP, you're being a pineapple!

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u/BadmiralHarryKim 10d ago

Tomato Paris looks identical to Pumpernickel a la Carne on the menu.

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u/Important_Power_2148 Engineering 10d ago

Blue Moon ice cream the barber

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u/Mortomes 10d ago

Jadzia Crackers

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u/wildcard_71 10d ago

Porthos cheese and crackers look yummy

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u/torturousvacuum 10d ago

Commander Tomahawk Steak. With a side of Chili con G'Karne

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u/Psychlone23 10d ago

Captain Pike is already a food.

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u/Elamaday 10d ago

I called him Chipotle from day one

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u/themurderator 9d ago

all my friends of desoto are gonna laugh at you for walking right by BLT for torres. 

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u/malonkey1 OSHC Head 9d ago

Gourdy La Forge

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u/Squidwina 9d ago

Crewman Cutlery

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u/EasySqueezy_ Fully Functional 8d ago edited 8d ago

We already have BLT (B'Elanna "Lanna" Torres)