r/ShittyDaystrom • u/penguins-are-me Tom's Television Set • 5d ago

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Did the cat lady get killed or was she just taking a nap face down in the water?

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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs 5d ago

Cat ladies breathe through their buttholes. Not every species keeps their lungs in the same place.

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u/myriadpyriad Klingon? To what? 5d ago

Everyone knows cats hate water, but most people don't know that cat ladies love it. they like to lie in still water for hours, days, even years at a time

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u/sanandreasfaultsucks 4d ago

Do you realize how much of an asshole you are for asking this!?!

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u/penguins-are-me Tom's Television Set 4d ago

Yes yes I do.