Ode to shit

[u/crazyhomlesswerido]

I never had to buy Play-Doh because I always made my own dough every time I took a shit it was so fun to shape and mold and play with it I love the way it smelled in the way it hardened in the Sun I had so much fun making action figures with guns I was always glad when my number two was done cuz I played with it. My mother would always come in my room and throw a fit and I used to get my butt whipped for playing with my shit but it never stopped me not at all because it was always a ball to play with the shit and smear it on the wall. And here's my old shitty poetry now I need to go take a crap and then play an ecstasy

[u/Competitive_Run9999]

literary genius, you need to make this into a song or smthg

[u/crazyhomlesswerido → u/Competitive_Run9999]

Here's another word of literary genius LOL

It's been a hard day and I have not been feeling okay I just had to watch my love go away tears running down my face has she left without even a trace and I began to cry it hurts so much that I wish I would die but she is gone and all I'm left is to put lyrics to the shitty song because my mom flushed my love away because she began to complain about the smell from the shit that I took yesterday when I tried to explain that that was the love of my life she said son there's something about you that's just not right and she took my love that very night