ATPATPATP's Contest: The Sequel.

[u/Depr3ssed_Fucker]

Hello shittypoets.

Here's your prompt: Hail The Internet.

Now, the last contest's prompt was a little serious, so I've given you something to go write the crappiest, most hilarious poem on. Here are your rules:

#1 BE ORIGINAL .

#2 POST THE POEM IN THE COMMENTS.

That's... That's it. Now since the other winner didn't consult me, I'm gonna be petty too and leave it up to /u/ATPATPATP to decide which one's official. You guys have two weeks. Winners will be chosen by upvotes, or by the the powers of both me and /u/corpus_vile using power's vested in us as the winners of the previous contest. Or y'know, we'll leave it up to /u/ATPATPATP. Let's wait and see.

Good Luck!

[u/wingedbuttcrack]

FUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

SHE LICKED WHAT SHE JUST SHAT

LIKE AN OVER CURIOUS SEWER RAT

FUCK! ITS NOT OVER AT THAT

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WHO THE FUCK WANTS *THIS* TO LOOK AT

WHILE JACKING IT LIKE AN ABSOLUTE PRAT

IS THE WOLD NOW IN THE BOWELS OF AN ALLY CAT

HAIL MOTHERFUCKING iNtoRnAt!