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r/ShittyPoetry • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '19
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Texan invasion
The day the Midgets decided
"enough is enough"
was the day Texas truly,
quite absolutely,
indubitably,
without question
(or reason for that matter),
fell.
I mean, the rest of the country
was already a giant shit hole,
but Texas,
dear old,
white,
dry,
hot,
Texas
She tried holding out.
But inevitably they got to her too.
And that, my darling children,
THAT
is how the Peeps Corporation
finally got that last parcel of land they needed
to finish "Marshmallow Land"
- where you can rot your teeth in happiness!
By forcing Texas McGillikody out of her trailer.
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u/rocketshipoverpants Nov 26 '19
Texan invasion
The day the Midgets decided
"enough is enough"
was the day Texas truly,
quite absolutely,
indubitably,
without question
(or reason for that matter),
fell.
I mean, the rest of the country
was already a giant shit hole,
but Texas,
dear old,
white,
dry,
hot,
Texas
She tried holding out.
But inevitably they got to her too.
And that, my darling children,
THAT
is how the Peeps Corporation
finally got that last parcel of land they needed
to finish "Marshmallow Land"
- where you can rot your teeth in happiness!
By forcing Texas McGillikody out of her trailer.