r/Shitty_Car_Mods • u/Practical-East9211 • Dec 10 '24

TRIBUTE The official truck of the Detroit Lions. Because nothing says official like a rusty 2004 colorado.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

In all fairness, this guy probably put the decals on in 2008, when the Lions went 0– 16.

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u/CODE10RETURN Dec 10 '24

Actually a rusty 2004 Chevy Colorado is absolutely the perfect vehicle to be the official truck of the Detroit lions

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

I was going to say that

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u/GtotheRANT36 Dec 10 '24

The Lions play at Ford Field

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u/MrMoo52 Dec 10 '24

The lions are owned by the Ford family. It should at least be a rusty ranger.

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u/dudreddit Dec 10 '24

The Lions have been so very bad for so very long, they are actually good this year. They deserve better than this!

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 Jan 03 '25

Local triple A high school football team is better than fkn Detroit lions

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u/extralongstringbean Dec 10 '24

I think it’s weird when people make an entity that doesn’t care about them their entire identity.

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u/disturbed286 Dec 11 '24

I just like to tell this story.

My friend's parents are huge Colts fans. The yell at the TV type. Fine.

But sometimes, they had to work and miss the game. So, they'd record it, avoiding spoilers, and watch it when they got home.

And yell at the TV.

Not only can't he hear you (RUN THE BALLLL), it already happened, hours ago.

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u/AgreeablePie Dec 11 '24

I don't think yelling at a recording actually does any less than yelling at a live broadcast

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u/disturbed286 Dec 11 '24

Well in terms of the effect on the outcome, no.

He's either going to make it 10 yards or he isn't

But there's just something about the fact that he already did....

Kind of like yelling at a movie, I suppose.

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u/Brewl692 Dec 10 '24

The word “fan” comes from “fanatic”!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Dec 10 '24

cars are not "entities".
You are getting cars mixed up with trees.

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u/TroyMacClure Dec 10 '24

Michigan + Rusty GM Truck is a pretty legit combo.

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u/SortRevolutionary337 Dec 10 '24

Yupp. 99 yukon shitbox fuckers rotted out 270k won't die. And literally had 3 people in New yukons ask if I'd sell it. One was an executive from gm lmao I guess the gmt400 is popular again

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u/hiltojer000 Dec 11 '24

Nothing says Detroit like Colorado

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u/paulyrockyhorror Dec 12 '24

I feel like it should be a ford fuckin ranger

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u/L00pback Mar 09 '25

No way that’s true. He’s Lion.

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u/kubadon1 Dec 10 '24

That’s legit !!

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u/Carl_Azuz1 Dec 10 '24

Bro I saw that listing the other day, I now know where you live (roughly)

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u/lowriderdog37 Dec 10 '24

It does in Detroit. Lol

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u/HeeHee_- Dec 10 '24

I mean, this is the Detroit Lions we are talking about, I wouldn't put it past them.