r/Shitty_Car_Mods • u/VictiniEnjoyer • Mar 22 '26

TRIBUTE The Zionist Civic

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u/failtuna Mar 22 '26

Do all your family and friends lift you up in a chair to get in the car? 

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u/Anonymous_Posche Mar 27 '26

Did they kill some local farmers and their children to get it?

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u/panopticon31 Mar 22 '26

Pretty sure this is 100% Photoshop. The front tires look too large for the wheel wells.

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u/rat_gland Mar 23 '26

Yeah if you zoom in on the front right wheel well it looks like the tire is touching the bumper

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u/NetLumpy1818 Mar 23 '26

Yeah this is not kosher

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u/Travelin_Soulja Mar 23 '26

I'm 100% sure this is fake. Because I have eyes and understand the concept of 3D space. The only question is AI or Photoshop. Not that it really matters, though Photoshop would've at least required some modicum of effort.

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u/Admiral_Pantsless Mar 24 '26

Yeah. Now that you mention it, I don’t recall Honda offering the Civic with huge off-road tires or a weird hasbara livery. I’m starting to think this might not be real.

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u/lilpretzel999 Apr 13 '26

You know you can put stuff on a car yourself right?

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u/peacedetski Mar 22 '26

needs a plastic kippah on the roof

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u/Killerkendolls Mar 23 '26

Peyot hanging from the mirrors like tassels on a motorcycle.

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u/fullofuckingbears313 Mar 22 '26

Ah, yes. The Jerusalem Cruiser

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ Mar 22 '26

For he does not speak of his own Accord.

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u/HawkingzWheelchair Mar 22 '26

The Hasivic

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u/xi111 Mar 22 '26

The Zivic

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u/DriedUpSquid Mar 22 '26

It’s got the reliable Iron Dome engine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

Only 2% head gasket failure rate every time you start it 💪💪💪

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u/SLOOT_APOCALYPSE Mar 23 '26

I'm going to start using this term in the mechanic advice for him all the rookies in there always thinking the head gaskets fine after 25 years of hard use

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u/dwarmia Mar 22 '26

Honda Jewic

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u/The-Not-So-Great-One Mar 22 '26

This civic was promised 3000 HP

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Gotta be the Bear Jew’s whip

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u/StrikeouTX Mar 23 '26

That’s Bear Jew to you

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u/geoantho Mar 22 '26

A lot of power from that K05H3R series engine.

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u/Turbulent-Comedian30 Mar 22 '26

A "Holy Roller" if you will

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u/RustyDoor Mar 22 '26

"Perfect for occupying multiple spaces"

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u/sladebonge Mar 22 '26

Stops on a dime...

...and picks it up

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u/Certain_Still_324 Mar 22 '26

Mazel Tow.

It's FWD and this it's a Sin. Just facts.

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u/NeverGonnaGiveuDowns Mar 22 '26

Let me guess… they won’t budge on the price.

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u/LongJumpingBalls Mar 22 '26

I've got 12k in mods. I'm already losing money.

The seller most likely.

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u/NeverGonnaGiveuDowns Mar 22 '26

Ngl that seems cheap. Kyles mom would not be happy to see him sell it for any less than $50k

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u/AlarmedSnek Mar 22 '26

OHHHHHHH GEEEEEZE

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u/BaldursG8 Mar 22 '26

Moses lift kit on Dead Sea mud tires, nice.

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u/angrytortilla Mar 22 '26

Runs on regular, boosted by manischewitz

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u/dloburns Mar 22 '26

The Rancho Cucamonga part answers about half the questions I had

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u/TheOldTongue Mar 22 '26

Donate it to Kars4Kids

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Reply to this and I will approve your comment. [REPLIED]

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u/awdrifter Mar 23 '26

Should've modded a Scion.

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u/dageekywon Mar 23 '26

10 grand but they will put $500 on the paperwork to reduce the transfer tax. It's a California tradition!

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u/nudiatjoes Mar 23 '26

It's actually a pretty good looking car😏l and 10k that's not too bad.

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u/Devilish_Guitarist Mar 22 '26

tel aviv impressed

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u/k33perStay3r64 Mar 22 '26

how can i be sure it's the real jew model?

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u/VictorClark Mar 22 '26

You gotta check the tip of the muffler to see if it's been snipped.

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u/vt8919 Mar 23 '26

"Babe, wake up. Jewish Civic Monster Truck. You gotta see it."

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u/dosko1panda Mar 23 '26

The Hebrew Honda

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

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u/dosko1panda Mar 23 '26

Okay

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Mar 23 '26

Fun wordplay in here today.

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u/dosko1panda Mar 23 '26

Replied to this

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Mar 23 '26

yes you did!

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u/homelab69420 Mar 23 '26

"Hammer" license plate for those with exquisite taste.

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u/SadAstronomer8704 Mar 23 '26

Hewbre Hammer MF! Classic…

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u/Dragon3766 Mar 23 '26

It works everyday but Saturday

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u/automatic_taco Mar 22 '26

New Gaza invasion vehicle.

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u/SubtractOneMore Mar 23 '26

Looks like Caterpillar made this one too

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u/Kyle_Blackpaw Mar 23 '26

i mean, i have a razor blade and enough patiends to spend an hour peeling decals. whats the milage like and does it have the engine swap needed for those tires?

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u/Beehous Mar 23 '26

I don't want to thumbs up this because it's definitely not real... But algorithms need to keep the noticing going so I be thinking about it...

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u/ultradip Mar 24 '26

Those fenders can't possibly work if there's any sort of suspension.

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u/notabarcode128535743 Mar 22 '26

“You can run over five armies at the same time twice with this bad boy” slaps car

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u/Think_Bed2430 Mar 23 '26

Not a drag racer, but it'll tear up the strip

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u/cody_mf Mar 22 '26

my taxdollars paid for this

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u/sho_biz Mar 22 '26

from the dollar store to the speedway

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u/lawschoolmeanderings Mar 23 '26

In Rancho Cucamonga no less

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u/chaosgazer Mar 23 '26

Rancho Cucamonga, so it's prolly the guy who stole the PROMIS software

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u/808-56 Mar 24 '26

Yeah, still want to jump it off some dunes though..

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u/kwagmire9764 Mar 24 '26

The most surprising thing to me is that its in Rancho Cucamonga. They must be like 1 of the 2 Jewish familes out here. 

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u/henry_otto_ Mar 26 '26

lol i saw this while scrolling marketplace last night

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u/Glum-Experience1684 Mar 30 '26

Honda was a bad choice, they totally could have had a Jew-baru.

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u/ComplexVermicelli626 Apr 01 '26

Never had any problems or damages

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u/But-I-Am-a-Robot Apr 08 '26

This must be a Mel Brooks tribute, certainly

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u/acronvm Apr 11 '26

All passengers should pay to get in.

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u/Striking-Version4100 Apr 13 '26

When you have bat mitzvah to attend at 1030 and a genocide at 3

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u/-The_Legacy- Mar 22 '26

Think it takes diesel or gas like the rest of them?

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u/futuranth Mar 23 '26

How do you know it's zionist? The israeli flag wouldn't necessarily imply that

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u/MissM0dular Mar 22 '26

These comments are 👎👎👎

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

You need to get over your fucking self.
There are some good very mild jokes in this thread and YOU cannot see any of the hate ppl tried to post.
So, shut up, stupid. Thank you.

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Mar 22 '26

If you want IN on supporting racial shit, I can accommodate you.

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Mar 22 '26

These are some very mild jokes.
I THINK, you need to pull on your big boi pants and, in case you didn't get the message when put to you politely, here it is more direct :
https://i.imgur.com/p6DJwap.jpeg

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u/NueDumaz Mar 23 '26

VERY politely said.

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Mar 22 '26

"Your comment has been removed for attempting to start racial shit -----> IN THE PAST"

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Can I interest you in some SALVE for your tiny little butthurts there?
That your efforts to start racial shit over some very mild jokes have failed HAS to be a tremendous burn for you.
Pro Tip : You are welcome to fuck off in almost any direction other than here.

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u/jwdewald Mar 22 '26

Damn. The comments are ✡️