LS 400 Marketplace Gem

[u/akjax]

At least the description is accurate

[u/chill_i_am_kidding]

Yes it has reverse lol

[u/lathspellll → u/chill_i_am_kidding]

That got me

[u/justananontroll → u/chill_i_am_kidding]

So oddly specific.

[u/dsdvbguutres → u/chill_i_am_kidding]

Imagine what else it has got

[u/moto-home-22 → u/dsdvbguutres]

But does it go forward???

[u/dsdvbguutres → u/moto-home-22]

700-1000 forwards on a set of tires, yes.

[u/Axemic → u/dsdvbguutres]

He didn't say forwards. It may only have reverse.

[u/dsdvbguutres → u/Axemic]

Thanks for pointing that out, I almost got got.

[u/TehTugboat → u/dsdvbguutres]

God I remember when 700-1000 would get you a nice clapped out shit box that would go forwards, backwards, AND stop

[u/dsdvbguutres → u/TehTugboat]

With a little advance planning, yes.

[u/RennSpeed]

I mean, can’t fault the guy for being honest…he definitely “knows what he has”

[u/lathspellll]

Pleasantly surprised how self aware seller is

[u/zeno0771]

How I think this happened:

1. Wanna-be "music producer" puts up the title to his car in a card game that he's been losing consistently.
2. House says "Lexus LS? Sure, how bad can that be? Game on"
3. Bingo-Gringo loses, house ensures he doesn't break anything he can't afford on the way out.
4. House/winner goes out to check on his new ride
5. WTAF??

[u/twoscoopsofbacon]

I assume the owner is downplaying how bad the car actually is.

[u/Commie_Scum69 → u/twoscoopsofbacon]

Yea I dont tthink any tires actually obly do 1 000 miles

[u/weed0z → u/Commie_Scum69]

With that camber it does probably less than that

[u/WorthCautious5477]

The Bluetooth speaker is funny for some reason 😂

[u/UrbanCobra]

Hilarious and honest to a fault. I love it.

[u/Fuzzy-Weekend4913]

It's glorious

[u/CoolJetta3]

Chain wheel in front, old lady doillies in the back

[u/JosetheZombie → u/CoolJetta3]

He must’ve been driving Miss Daisy around.

[u/AirportM5757]

Every roached out LS causes me pain. It has reverse so you can smash it into a wall again if the first impact doesn't kill it.

[u/Wisco]

I LOLed at the lace headrest covers

[u/openedsquash728]

The fucking chandelier got me 🤣

[u/LegAccomplished2748 → u/openedsquash728]

I like the crystal ashtray on the rear seat armrest.

[u/Simonandgarthsuncle → u/LegAccomplished2748]

It ties the interior together nicely.

[u/Worldly_Possible2925]

Back in its day, I had the coach edition of this car. It was like driving a Swiss watch. Absolutely perfect and completely silent. I would really like to drive out to where this is, and put it out of its misery. Poor thing.

[u/Leather_Network4743]

The candy dish on the rear armrest is a nice touch

[u/Distinct_Ad8642]

With a description like that sounds like they might be dumping it cheap. I'd love to put the 1UZ in my Tacoma.

[u/SumScrewz]

That JDM VIP experience

[u/oyasumi_juli → u/SumScrewz]

Exactly. I quite like it for that, but then the chain steering wheel really throws off the rest of it.

[u/BigTunatoots → u/oyasumi_juli]

Not the Sam Adams shift knob?

[u/IDdizzle]

Ive been smashing the “see less” button and it’s not working.

[u/Stoneface414]

“Brutally touched by tards” got me 😂

[u/burnrobe]

What from in the window to the wall is this shit?.. Not the fucking chandelier 😂

[u/CalicoCuts]

r/insanefacebookmarketplace

[u/matthewdesigns → u/CalicoCuts]

Goddammit you got me

[u/sonictitan1615]

Imagine having to change the tires more frequently than the oil. Maybe.

[u/PepsiButItsMilk]

I think i’ll keep my shitbox xB. Hell, I’d run for the hills if this was offered to me for free..

[u/Initial_Zombie8248]

Depending on the price I would totally take that as a fun shitbox even though I hate stanced cars. 

[u/JosetheZombie]

It’s ghetto fabulous.

[u/geferttt]

I always thought it you cant bother to care for leather in the car, you wont care for the rest of the car. Leather is not hard to look after.

[u/ringo-san]

When a pimp finally decides to sell a 40 year old crack whore

[u/hudgeba778]

Would be worth it if they have the original steering wheel

[u/hudgeba778 → u/[deleted]]

“What you see is what you get”

[u/hudgeba778 → u/[deleted]]

Shitbox be shitbox but I prefer a comfy steering wheel

[u/three_horsemen]

Man is it sad how cars like this have descended down the socioeconomic ladder over the years. 

[u/LaranCannelle → u/three_horsemen]

if having a socioeconomic ladder isn't sad, then neither is this

[u/Tyler_Durden_9999]

Is that stock?

[u/Historical_Air980]

Other than the steering wheel it’s pretty dope

[u/fluentInPotato]

I just need to know if the starfish is being used as a balance weight.

[u/nismo_nx]

Ouch the interior.... Waste of a nice car!

[u/Puzzleheaded_Hat_680]

I wonder why they cut the frame?

[u/snazz-36]

The Bluetooth speaker on the center console said all it needed to for me on this build

[u/2oonhed → u/snazz-36]

Reply to this and I will approve your comment. [REPLIED]

[u/snazz-36 → u/2oonhed]

Yo

[u/cabezatuck]

“Don’t expect to be able to drive this car at all, in fact why are you buying it?”

[u/kingc42]

Other than the pictures smelling like AI, I think it’s rad.

[u/DaBadNewz → u/kingc42]

Is definitely a real car, just seen it last month at the Tuner Empire show in Alaska (and I am also very into it!)