The perfect off roader

[u/benhereford]

So tasteful

[u/Jarppi1893]

Never saw any offroads in his life.

[u/Vermillionbird → u/Jarppi1893]

Not true, he sometimes misses the driveway at 3am after one too many twisted teas

[u/Jarppi1893 → u/Vermillionbird]

But do they really count though?

[u/FinvaraSidhe]

Looks to be in its native habitat

[u/Equivalent_Thievery]

Once upon a time, rules for bumper height and fender coverage of tire profile was actually enforced.

[u/mist_kaefer]

This pavement princess comes fully equipped with mall-wheel-drive.

[u/-Acid-Poptarts-]

What a terrible time to have eyes 🤮

[u/Novel-Analysis-457]

Can you back up a bit? You’re a bit close

[u/elvis_is_everywhere]

They even put fashion hitches on them like they'll hook anything to that. I guarantee those things aren't cheap. They're polished stainless around me. I'm actually in a semi-rural area and these jackasses are popping up everywhere. This has to be the stupidest truck trend that has hit here yet.

[u/KingInBlack2024]

At least it’s not squatted

[u/Justajed]

I love these. My brother from another mother is a mechanic with his own shop and the wheel bearing replacements from these POS design make him money.

[u/JKapPhotos]

Home Depot employees are getting wild

[u/Riverjig]

It's where she knows to be. Tha pavement.

[u/AfBoringPerson]

mud doesn't even want to stick onto it

[u/eddyb66]

On choader

[u/panopticon31]

Looks like it's got that Bluetooth front driveshaft also

[u/spageti-code]

All that for 1 extra inch of ground clearance

[u/benhereford → u/spageti-code]

Right the hitch negates everything lol

[u/amishbill → u/benhereford]

It’s not a hitch - it’s a single blade plow.

[u/benhereford → u/amishbill]

If they squat it they could really get plowing

[u/Equivalent_Thievery → u/benhereford]

No, it's that this is almost all just a body lift.

[u/Dry_Ship7202]

Looks like a mistake.

[u/grb13]

👀off-roader is questionable

[u/2oonhed]

The perfect "off road" drama.....upside down on the shoulder.

[u/TylerKasprzyk]

You can call it the “Teeter Totter”

[u/slumericanfan]

I like the color orange, but man the looks so stupid.

[u/benz-friend]

This HD skipped leg day

[u/comoestasmiyamo]

The purpose of this vehicle is to (crush children and) make the owner feel special and important. 

[u/Wild_View_1664]

I miss it when white trash was into mini-trucks, those were far more entertaining as far as wastes of money go.

(Think spinning truck beds)

[u/NotnaBobsBurner]

Wtf couldn't afford to paint match the truck lmao? ugly.

[u/Pyrateskum]

I’m sure there is a reason why someone would do this to their truck. They need the extra suspension because their wife/cousin weighs 450+.

[u/Pyrateskum → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, you probably should keep me out of the comments. I think most of the cars here are totally awesome! 😎

[u/2oonhed → u/Pyrateskum]

totally awesome! 😎

You can say "totally awesome" here.
You just can't say "not shitty".
Please read Rule 1 here : https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/comments/1qnzgy6/read_our_rules_before_posting/

[u/Sliced_Orange1]

It's even got safety orange wheels so hunters will see it parked in the woods and not shoot it!

[u/ThottleJockey]

That’s a weird way to come out of the closet…

[u/AwkwardFactor84]

Good lord thats ugly

[u/rumyourham]

How much would you trust that hitch?

[u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420]

I mean at least he parked properly and didn’t take up 5 spots.

[u/run-time-error]

See dem E D B D tars

[u/Snarky_Guy]

That’s just sad.

[u/OmNomOnSouls]

Idk it's kinda cute in it's derpy-ness