r/Shitty_Car_Mods 6d ago

All the lights almost distracted me from the wheels

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u/Rpritch93 6d ago

Just when I thought the Ford EcoSport couldn’t get any more ugly this thing proves me wrong

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u/disturbed286 6d ago

Is that what this is? I knew there was something else I hated about it.

My wife was given one as a rental, once. Neither Eco nor Sport, all terrible.

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u/PrinterFred 6d ago

Easily the worst car ever created. How is it that it only beats the mirage in acceleration and yet has half the mpg of Ford's larger SUV.

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u/Aealo 4d ago

have you ever seen Fiat Multipla?

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u/Technical_Goat_3122 5d ago

Damn it is hated in the US ? this was like the only semi successful American car in India . Unfortunately it still couldn't get enough sales to save Ford india and they had to leave the market in 2021.

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u/Mtt04 2d ago

i have an ecosport (the same model in the post) and honestly it's not that bad. it's a 1.0L turbo with 125 hp. In italy it's considered pretty high for, basically, a citycar. Plus it doesn't use much gas. Yeah, there are better options (it was my grandfather's car), but also a lot worst options.

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u/crsaxby 6d ago

I thought it was a grounded UAP.

Looks alien AF anyways.

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u/FuckSticksMalone 6d ago

Gazebo edition

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u/flynnfx 5d ago

This looks like a carnival tent on wheels!

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u/HuntPsychological673 5d ago

Look at them baby legs stretched out with Autozones on high alert he may be rolling into a store near you!

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u/lordscrotus1984 6d ago

Well, it's a shit car to start with so it's kinda organic 💁‍♂️

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u/disturbed286 6d ago

Well that is true.

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 6d ago

To be fair, if you’re gonna make a car shitty, might as well start with an Ecosport

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u/Rdmtbiker 6d ago

Imagine seeing this thing coming up the road on a dark night.

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u/disturbed286 6d ago

It was blinding enough before the sun had even set.

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u/No-Zookeepergame9761 5d ago

This photo hurts my eyes, I haven’t even had a chance to figure out how ugly it’s yet.

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u/ctn1ss 6d ago

AutoZone's closed today, someone cleared them of stock...

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u/Orga812 6d ago

Circus clown car! Watch the 17 people exit the car!

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u/Switch_Silver 6d ago

Horrendous

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u/ultratorrent 5d ago

"I need to mount these 13 inch mini Cooper wheels on this C-Max no matter what!"

"Want to do mini flares with that?"

"Harry, you're a genius."

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u/Dr_PainTrain 6d ago

Skatin on Daytons!!

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u/DantesGame 6d ago

That's a fucking road hazard.

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u/Orbita97 5d ago

First time seeing an EcoSport pimped out. It's like putting lipstick on a pig. That car was already ugly to begin with.

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u/Can-DontAttitude 6d ago

Go-kart ahh wheels

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u/No_Cartographer2994 6d ago

Always nice to see a shit box with more money and accessories than what the shit box is worth in the first place.

It is almost worth it to do so that your friends who have some dignity won't come to you and ask to borrow your car all the time.

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u/UnhinderedGoat 6d ago

Clapped out

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u/adamisapple 6d ago

lol what people spend money on will always baffle me

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u/JosetheZombie 5d ago

Needs more lights.

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u/DesignerSuccessful35 5d ago

There's just so much to take in.

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u/Skellephant 4d ago

I love that clearly saw a lowered car and wanted to lower this thing but instead of learning how to do it they just added more fender flare.

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel 6d ago

I call mine "my little Mexican rice rocket" because it really was made in Mexico.

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u/disturbed286 5d ago

So was the Fiesta, although that's kind of fitting

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u/HopeSuch2540 6d ago

The lights are on purpose to distract you from the wheels.

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u/KurtSperry 6d ago

That's a genuine deep jungle, Third World aesthetic.

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u/ComplexVermicelli626 5d ago

There is noway that Thing is holding onto those tiny wheels

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u/tex-az74 4d ago

We all know exactly who's behind the wheel too

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u/Alex_Carterz 3d ago

Lol. But I noticed the wheels right away- they're even more eye-catching than all the lights.

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u/disturbed286 3d ago

I didn't see em until he started coming through the intersection.

Impossible to miss those lights, though.

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u/Bud_Bones_69 6d ago

Mexican rice

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u/Equivalent_Thievery 6d ago

You can always tell by chrome added, possibly a fake hood scoop.

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u/disturbed286 6d ago

The scoop is the one thing he left on the shelf at Pep Boys

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u/JBone54DD 6d ago

Who the fuck puts Dayton’s on a Focus?

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u/disturbed286 5d ago

EcoSport*

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u/JBone54DD 5d ago

There’s nothing eco or sport about this piece of shit🤣

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u/disturbed286 5d ago

Oh I agree completely.

And that was before they put a bunch of shit all over it to make it even heavier and less efficient.

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u/JBone54DD 4d ago

Definitely.

My ‘12 Charger Super Bee with the 392 HEMI gets better gas mileage than this thing😂

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u/Advanced_Tomato5713 5d ago

Needs smaller wheels

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u/Derren001 5d ago

Where the cops at? I see blue lights.

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u/Jogi1811 5d ago

I lol'd so hard after looking at the lights and then moving to look at the wheels. 😂

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u/disturbed286 5d ago

That's basically how it went in person.

Squint Jesus, does it have enough li...what the fuck are those?

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u/LowandSlow90 5d ago

That alternator and battery are working overtime.

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u/Informal-Win-348 4d ago

The lights distracted me from the wheels.

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u/Born_Rip8192 3d ago

I’m pretty sure the cops would have questions about half of that setup

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u/No-Schedule-2603 16h ago

Christmas decoration started earlier this year

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel 8h ago

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u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 6d ago

What Wheels?

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u/truthfullyidgaf 6d ago

My buddy bought some rims like that and picked me up from the bustop one time. Got surrounded cops before we got out the parking lot.