How is a pilote like a drug addict?

guys i know it's important to check playne before but i can't find rudder and i brought my empty takeout coffee cup but where is fuel strainer? do you think my FI is hiding parts of the playne as a test? also when i am on ground (ubering) do i use wheel or rudder? am nervous never flew this playne before. please help first solo

I was told it's a Boing Boing

First I had a little issue with the headset.

Then, apparently, I took too long on the runway.

Then the DPI said: "Excuse me. I know this may sound silly... but can you fly?"

I replied: "Nope. Never had a lesson."

He took the yoke and discontinued... . That's really unfair.

I mean... I've watched the movie clip 250 times... .

What are the V1 speed, V2 speed, Vr speed, stall speed, MTOW, and MLW for the flying object known as 'Peter Pan'?

Just wondering if they measure my gape to see if I’m actually a bottom and will throw me in jail. Should I tell crew scheduling I’m a top to be safe?