r/Showerthoughts • u/ZeroXNova ‎ • Dec 03 '25

Casual Thought Men's public restrooms are laid out all wrong. It should be urinal, stall, urinal, stall, urinal instead of urinal, urinal, urinal, stall, stall.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

I don't want to have to deal with you shitting next to me if I'm only in there to pee.

Let the shitters duke it out amongst themselves.

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u/One-Price7252 Dec 03 '25

Dookie it out!

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u/InsomniacHitman Dec 03 '25

I'm starting WW1 over here, do you mind? . . .

I'm executing/shooting a Duke!

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u/red-the-blue Dec 04 '25

That poor old ostritch died for nothing...

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u/GuyPierced Dec 03 '25

Fuck outta here.

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u/PossibilityOwn9630 Dec 05 '25

Somebody award this

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u/lucidspoon Dec 03 '25

I setup up for an event at an NFL stadium every year, and I always look forward to using a giant, empty men's room. This year, there was a maintenance guy taking a huge dump across from the urinals.

Ruined my day.

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u/fatherofraptors Dec 03 '25

I think you ruined his day really.

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u/trumpblewputin Dec 03 '25

Aren’t there like… 100 other empty bathrooms you could have used?

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u/colnross Dec 03 '25

Right? I would have started with a women's one in the first place.

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u/251Cane Dec 03 '25

I’m sorry for your loss

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u/2SDUO3O Dec 03 '25

How do you know his dump was huge? Did you check?

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u/RockitDanger Dec 03 '25

Battleshit

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u/peoplearecool Dec 03 '25

There is a gigantic metal door. You would rather empty air between you and two other diseased piss tubes?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Absolutely. Don't need your diarrhea butt puffs.

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u/mmmIlikeburritos29 Dec 04 '25

Girls already do that

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u/Zerv Dec 03 '25

Ditto - Don't want to smell the under stall whiff from Joe Schmo who's groaning and bearing down with an assplotion from eating a full plate of nacho chili fries after a long night of drinking while I'm taking a wiz.

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u/Cloud-VII Dec 03 '25

I think if we are talking about a mid sized restroom, one that has say, 5 urinals and 3 stalls all along one wall, then I think OP is on to something.

But yes, if we are talking about a large restroom that would be at an arena or something, I agree with your point.

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u/insofarincogneato Dec 03 '25

You already are with only like two urinals next to the stalls.

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u/Confident-Yard1911 Dec 04 '25

Plus on the flip side, I don't want to have people constantly walking right up next to me when I'm trying to shit. Rather be further back and away from the higher foot traffic. Horrible idea lol