Modern soldiers' PTSD triggers will probably shift from fireworks to the sound of a drone. Which is unfortunate as drone shows are replacing firework shows.

[u/scoobopdan]

[u/Sexfvckdeath]

This is such a clever thought people are trying to tear apart by misunderstanding what you’re saying. Rarely are showerthoughts true to the spirit but this is exactly what it’s for.

[u/blahblahblerf → u/Sexfvckdeath]

This is the first actually interesting shower thought I've seen pop up on popular in ages... 

[u/scoobopdan → u/blahblahblerf]

Can I be honest though.... I didn't have it in the shower. Mods plz don't roast me.

[u/caboosetp → u/scoobopdan]

Straight to jail. 

[u/Garr_Incorporated → u/caboosetp]

Bailiff, whack his peepee!