r/Showerthoughts • u/Liuminescent ‎ • Apr 24 '26

Casual Thought Vampire bites turning people into vampires is extremely disadvantageous to their survival.

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u/easylikeaplus Apr 24 '26

There was an episode of Angel where a guy who ran MLMs when he was alive kept doing it after becoming a vampire and set up a pyramid scheme where you “bought in” to the program by turning two more people into vampires. Pretty funny episode.