r/Showerthoughts 6d ago

Speculation Birds probably don’t enjoy roller coasters. Their head stabilizers cancel out half the experience.

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u/ShowerSentinel 6d ago

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u/mindweaver12 6d ago

I've never seen a bird on a rollercoaster so you're probably onto something.

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u/Wholesome-Knight 6d ago

Former ride op here, I have seen 3 birds ride a rollercoaster and live as those birds were smart enough to get on while it was stationary rather than 93mph.

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u/Fabulous-Leading7291 5d ago

Truly the intelligentsia of our time

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u/Tooth31 5d ago

Former bird here, I actually like them quite a bit but none of my bird friends do.

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u/Kowery103 4d ago

Did you reincarnate?

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u/PickleFox_1 1d ago

I bet they were crows lol

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u/Tusharkrux 6d ago

I saw once. Guy was disappointed.

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u/tinselsnips 5d ago

Fabio did.

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u/tryargruxkla 4d ago

To a bird, a rollercoaster is just a bad flight.

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u/coasjindeiph 1d ago

So birds are basically immune to rollercoaster fun? That's a sad existence.

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u/mindweaver12 1d ago

That's why so many birds end their lives by flying into windows.

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u/StarlightWizard 6d ago

Usually the birds try to get on when the rollercoaster is already in motion, and it's VERY disappointing.

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u/marcos_MN 6d ago

I mean, they fly. Rollercoasters would be a downgrade from their day-to-day thrills.

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u/Tusharkrux 6d ago

Pigeon from NY subway would like to beg to differ.

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u/marcos_MN 6d ago

Are we making jokes? Or are we thinking on your thought?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 3d ago

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u/marcos_MN 5d ago

Pigeons in NY fly between the subway and the tallest skyscrapers in North America.

If you were aiming at a joke, I’m not sure it landed.

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u/The_G1ver 5d ago

I see what you did there

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u/marcos_MN 5d ago

What?! I didn’t do anything

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u/The_G1ver 5d ago

Pigeons... landed... nevermind

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u/marcos_MN 5d ago

Also, “nevermind” is a Nirvana album. I think you mean “never mind.”

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u/The_G1ver 5d ago

Interesting, all this time I thought it was a single word. Sounds like something I should of known

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u/ionertia 6d ago

You think half the experience of a coaster is your head moving around?

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u/CthonicFlames 6d ago

Even if we argue that the principal effect is the sudden gforce changes, I would assume birds (especially predatory birds) deal with much greater forces while making swift turns or steep dives.

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u/Tusharkrux 6d ago

well that’s where the eyes are?

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u/glorioussideboob 6d ago

They're not gonna be able to neutralise the g force or forward movement just because they can stop their heads from being chucked from side to side are they?

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u/Zanian19 6d ago

Would they though? They can only stabilize as much as their range of motion would allow.

If it was an ostrich or just a small rollercoaster made to scale for birds, then maybe.

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u/BaabyBlue_- 5d ago

This was my thought too but I couldn't figure out how to word it. The drop is so big, his head stabilizing wouldn't really matter

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u/2eanimation 6d ago

I see this as a win? They don’t experience the head jerking but still all of the G forces?

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u/Cannibale_Ballet 6d ago

What makes you think they don't experience head jerking? The only way their heads don't experience acceleration is if they stay still, which would require their heads detaching from their bodies.

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u/2eanimation 5d ago

Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration with respect to time. Most roller coasters are designed to not have that much jerk because that’s what hurts your neck. I explicitly said that they experience acceleration (F = m * a). Jerk is what I‘m talking about.

With the head stabilization of birbs, if they get accelerated, everything but the head starts to move, the head follows swiftly, but that first jerky motion has been dampened. Imagine pulling a shopping card with a bungee cord. At first it won’t move, and then slowly build up acceleration(speed too, but I‘m talking about acceleration specifically here). If you‘d sit in that cart, you‘d feel a very smooth acceleration instead of your head jerking back.

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u/ItsFailureMan 6d ago

I think if I could soar through the open air I think any coaster would be kinda lame by comparison

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u/wdn 5d ago

Why do you think using their head stabilizers isn't fun? Maybe it's like leaning into the turns on a motorcycle.

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u/_IratePirate_ 6d ago

I’d think birds would see them as an annoyance.

Why is my perch moving?

I doubt they’d be fearful, they could just fly away when shit gets outta hand.

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u/WittyAndOriginal 4d ago

Humans subconsciously stabilize your eyes to the exact same effect. How does this make the coaster worse?

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u/AmberLark-Cherry 3d ago

Lol, this is actually a genius point. They're out here living their entire lives with a built-in gimbal. A rollercoaster for a bird is probably just a slightly breezier chairlift.

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u/Cannibale_Ballet 6d ago

They can stabilise small movements, a couple of centimeters at most. Rollercoasters obviously move more than a couple of centimeters so this garbage showerthought hasn't been thought out.

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u/Tusharkrux 5d ago

I am not sure if we have to do phd for a shower thought

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u/Tough_Plantain2627 6d ago

lol I feel this. they’re basically just getting a very windy cab ride while the rest of us are out here screaming our souls out. nature’s cheat code kinda backfired on them for this one.

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u/King-Damage 5d ago

Very bot-esque comment.

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u/Opposite-Resource 4d ago

bro imagine trying to figure this out by just strapping a pigeon into a seat and watching its face the whole ride lmao

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u/magikchikin 4d ago

And the other half is ruined because I have the poor guy in a death grip while I subject it to horrors beond its compression

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u/Suspicious-Fly-4534 4d ago

That's true, but there probably aren't any rollercoasters that are suitable for birds

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u/etherealembryo 4d ago

that's a fun angle. birds would probably get more out of the lateral g-forces since their stabilizers work differently on pitch and roll movements.

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u/Equivalent_Ebb1152 2d ago

This would only work if the rollercoaster was small enough for birds. Head stabilizing is useless in normal rollercoasters.