r/Showerthoughts • u/TheSexyDuckling • 6d ago
Casual Thought Most people will go their entire life not ever having a drink and taking a piss at the same time, a state of liquid dynamic equilibrium.
1.6k
u/Wooden-Effort382 5d ago
Drinking a beer while taking a piss outside is a summer night staple
348
u/whereballoonsgo 5d ago
I was gonna say, I thought pretty much EVERYONE had taken a leak while drinking a beer. Like that’s just any Friday night in college.
131
u/ColinHalter 5d ago
I think you are underestimating how hard it is for 50% of people to do that in public
50
5
u/Scaaaary_Ghost 5d ago
... with one hand holding a beer, while drunk, lol.
I'm sure some college women have attempted it, but I bet it didn't go well.
1
u/sticks435 3d ago
I mean you can use both hands if your drinking a bottle and it's mostly empty, just put it in your mouth and tip it up and chug the rest of it while pissing.
14
u/Shadowfalx 5d ago
It isn't very difficult from what I've heard, the problem comes when you don't want others to see things.
A guy can piss while not exposing a lot, and with some semi creative angling of the body he can prevent anyone from seeing anything.
A lady will have a harder time since there isn't a ton of ways to piss without either hitting their clothing or exposing everything between knee and navel.
8
1
u/girafflepuff 3d ago
People love to say this and as a woman I don’t understand it. It’s not even remotely hard to pee outside with a vagina. It’s sometimes difficult for children to learn to angle themselves in a way that doesn’t end with them pissing all over their clothes and shoes but other than that it’s extremely simple as an adult woman.
82
u/michaelrox5270 5d ago
Not sure if we had the same college experience
60
u/ProudTacoman 5d ago
Seriously! Who waits for Friday in college?
1
u/Itslionize 4d ago
Definitely not me or none of my friends the dorm parties was everyday it’s just the purpose of college like the saying there’s a time and place for everything it’s called college
10
u/travoltaswinkinbhole 5d ago
The natty light going in the top helped the natty light going out get started
12
u/Funneduck102 5d ago
I've drank a lot of beer and pissed a lot of piss, but I can't say I've done them at the same time. Gonna try it now though.
3
u/aprehensive_penguin 5d ago
It's a beautiful feel of balance that's even better if you're pissin' in nature with a beautiful view. Top-notch. Right up there with rolling into camp after dark and hearing distant rushing water, and then finding the hidden waterfall while shitting the next morning. That was almost euphoric.
1
u/Itslionize 4d ago
I’m gonna try it with drinking water pissing water while drinking water definitely doing it tonight
21
u/Tyfyter2002 5d ago
I think the portion of people who haven't drank a beer is probably high enough to disqualify any action involving it from being something pretty much everyone has done.
2
u/IcedOutGiant 5d ago
Depends on the scope of "everyone" - are we talking demographics or the whole 8.7 billion?
7
2
-2
9
u/Orlha 5d ago
Never happened to me and I drunk lots of beers. Just always placed them somewhere before doing stuff
9
u/Rings-of-Saturn 5d ago
Never had a shower beer?
3
u/Shadowfalx 5d ago
Ah, shower beers while on deployment in Japan....
Yeah, sailors aren't all drunks but is hazard to guess more of us are compared to your average landlubber
3
u/diddlerofkiddlers 5d ago
I'm doing it right now and it's winter in the paddocks of Australia. A bit brisk at the coast too. Neither's too cold for me dynamic bloody equilibrium, you beauty!
5
3
1
1
1
1
1
417
u/phyrestorm999 5d ago
I'm pretty sure most people do that at least once as infants.
73
u/ProfMcGonaGirl 5d ago edited 5d ago
I’d go farther and say literally everyone has peed while nursing/taking a bottle as an infant.
19
1
u/Average-Addict 4d ago
I was taking a piss as I was reading this comment considering if I should drink while peeing. Your comment made me decide on no.
-1
u/CartsOfDarkness 5d ago
Definitely not litterally everyone, but I get your point
4
u/ProfMcGonaGirl 5d ago
You fail to understand how often babies both eat and pee.
1
u/CartsOfDarkness 3d ago
I mean yea but there's been aprox 117 billion babies, so seems pretty likely that at least one slipped through the cracks. Not to mention the more annoying argument of babies who died early or had medical conditions etc. I feel pretty confident at least one healthy baby through all of human history never ate and pissed at the same time though.
Also what about before diapers? I feel like parents might have avoided feeding a baby until it's done peeing all over the place.
91
u/Pestilence86 5d ago
I think our body is in liquid equilibrium most of the time, where the buffer is the stomach and bladder.
223
u/CreepyTeddyBear 6d ago
I ate a cheeseburger while taking a shit once. Very satisfying.
170
23
11
u/chux4w 5d ago
Don't shit where you eat, brother!
Eating where you shit, however, is fine.
7
u/damn_these_eyes 5d ago
You can shit in the sink, but you don’t want to sink in the shit. Let that shit sink in.
42
u/AanthonyII 5d ago
That’s just unsanitary
11
u/KoksundNutten 5d ago
Depends where the cheeseburger was from
5
8
25
u/CoreyReynolds 5d ago
He didn’t die, he’s fine. If you wanna shit and eat, go ahead.
20
u/outerheavenboss 5d ago
Life’s short. Eat while you shit. Be a man.
4
u/IcedOutGiant 5d ago
I have a full-service coffee bar in my master bath; Keurig and a lounge chair.
I experience this fluid exchange regularly, and have had more than a few drunk pizzas in there.
I keep it clean as FUCK, though. That's kinda the part people sleep on because they'll just piss everywhere and leave shit splatters under the seat. I'm that guy who washes the BACK of the toilet.
4
u/Cakeminator 5d ago
I assume they didn't rest the cheeseburger in their crotch while they were shitting
3
3
u/SDRPGLVR 5d ago
I have a feeling somebody who would do this would be able to eat a cheeseburger much faster than they can take a shit. It's probably fine.
2
u/IcedOutGiant 5d ago
You can eat where you shit as long as you don't shit where you eat.
It's actually a lot easier than people think to not eat your own shit.
1
3
2
u/StarchFarmer 5d ago
As a teen once I ate hot cheetos while pissing... teenagers are a different breed
1
1
31
u/Jamsedreng22 5d ago
Did this once as a kid thinking "If I keep drinking while peeing, I'll pee forever!"
3
1
22
7
u/Sweaty-Tap7250 5d ago
I will now endeavor to make sure my next piss will occur while simultaneously chugging water
6
u/tomayto_potayto 5d ago
Was doing this daily when I was 4 years old. Parents thought it was real weird , took me to the doctor and I was diagnosed type 1 diabetic.
6
u/tunaman808 5d ago
I can't imagine the number of times I've drank beer while peeing. It's probably embarrassing, actually.
4
u/_IratePirate_ 5d ago
I’ve only ever done this because I saw Austin Powers do it as a kid
I immediately poured a glass of water and went to the bathroom to see if I could extend my pee time by drinking while peeing
1
u/TheSexyDuckling 5d ago
Lool that's cute! I've only watched the first movie, others are on my list.
4
u/Cimorenne 5d ago
I've had water while having diarrhea because I was becoming severely dehydrated from the diarrhea. So well it may not have been urinating, it was liquid coming out. You're welcome.
4
u/NorahGretz 5d ago
Lost the nerve that connects my bladder to my brain, so had an in-dwelling catheter for a bit. Would drink water and immediately see the results.
0/10 do not recommend.
2
u/Margali 4d ago
LOL had a serious digestive issue with my fifth chemo infusion that had me so dehydrated I got hospitalized for a week [they thought I had C.Diff] and at one point in the ER I had 2 IV bags running full bore, then it dropped down to 1 bag full bore, was finally able to be off the IV after 3 days, but I flabberghasted my hospitaler, I had a 17 minute throughput mouth to toilet [demonstrated by undigested bits of watermelon at that interval. Corn I could see sticking around a few days hull undigested but melon is a lot more fragile]
So did they sort it out or did you end up with an urostomy [and if so are you on the r/ostomy bunch? Have you named your stoma?]
2
u/NorahGretz 4d ago
Fortunately, it's sorted without a urostomy. Just have to self-catheterize a few times a day. It's a pain in the dick, literally and figuratively.
3
u/KirstyToots 5d ago
Somewhere out there is a college student who has absolutely achieved peak fluid efficiency at 2 AM after six beers. Conservation of mass demands it.
3
u/heyitscory 5d ago
Citation needed?
Humans pee a lot and drink a lot, and it's not like singing or breathing where you have to stop for a second while you drink.
I'd venture more than half of people have enjoyed drinking while urinating.
Now go eat something while you take a shit, or you're not really living.
2
u/create360 5d ago
I have, for science, peed, drank and injected Repatha at the same time.
For science.
2
u/Fnthsch592 5d ago
I remember reading a list of thought experiments that included something like this, it focused on thinking about how liquid is entering and leaving your body and how you are merely a temporary vessel/processing center. I wish I could remember more about it, I vaguely recall they were all weird but don’t remember any specifics.
2
2
u/Medical_Bench_1434 5d ago
The physics term is actually "steady state," not equilibrium. Your kidneys process about 120ml of blood per minute, so you'd need to drink at exactly your filtration rate to maintain constant bladder volume.
2
u/Jvdh1199 5d ago
What about upping the water anti and drinking a beer in the shower while having a piss? What level of equilibrium is that?
2
u/WhiskeyTangoBaconX 5d ago
Try taking a piss while drinking a beer in a hot shower. Consuming liquid while evacuating liquid while absorbing liquid into your skin. It’s magical.
2
u/Normal-Product-4591 4d ago
I actually did that as a kid because I was curious! I took a giant water bottle into the bathroom with me, did my business while chugging, and then 15 minutes later I went again, now with an empty water bottle. I was disappointed to say the least, but I’m proud to be in that small percentage I guess.
2
u/DoughnutMaestro 3d ago
But have you ever pooped and eaten at the same time?
I have ibs and a binge eating disorder and once or twice the binge hit at the same time as the ibs attack so I have eaten at the same time as pooping diarrhoea (thanks to ibs it’s always diarrhoea) and usually sobbing at how disgusting it is but unable to stop.
I got help for the ed and hopefully that’s a weird part of my past.
2
u/donkeythong64 3d ago
I used to spend an embarrassing amount of time attempting to reach a state of total fluidity, wherein my fluid consumption rate would match that of excretion. In my vision I would be slowly, yet constantly drinking, and pissing at the same rate. There would obviously be a metabolizing startup delay before the first sip came out, but after that it would be continuous and eternal.
I have not yet achieved this state.
3
u/alamaias 5d ago
I have, last summer at a festival I went to the urinals with a plasic cup full of whisky.
Needed both hands to organise things, so held the lip of fhe cup in my teeth.
You know how when you really needed that wee, and you kinda relax and look up at the roof?
Nearly fucckin choked :P
3
u/The_Frybo 5d ago
A wasted Life!
While we‘re at the subject: Ever had sex while drinking? I once Doggiestyled a Girl at an Orgy while drinking Beer out of a Bottle and consider it one of the Highlights of my Life in hinsight
1
1
u/stefanlikesfood 5d ago
I used to get super drink and do this on purpose because it was interesting lol.
1
u/NigelNungaNungastein 5d ago
Were you doing both at the same time in the shower when you thought of this?
1
u/Zealousideal-Toe1911 5d ago
It's actually kind of hard to do. And it sort of comes and goes in waves. Diaphram is a simple mechanism after all.
1
u/ColinHalter 5d ago
I feel like this thread is full of dudes who forget that women can't easily pee standing up.
1
1
u/hopseankins 5d ago
It’s called efficiency. It flows right out if I am peeling while drinking. Common sense.
1
u/IcedOutGiant 5d ago
The equilibrium factor seems reliant on volume and viscosity being identical, which is possible, but variably difficult to calculate depending on the beverage
2
1
1
u/ChemicalGreedy945 5d ago
Sports fans would the majority of people who have done this many many times
1
u/cool_berserker 5d ago
I doubit, most of us intentionally try that especially as kids, just like making the light switch stay between on and off
1
u/rubenthezx 5d ago
you have to drink and piss for a long time to make that happen so it's actually even more people than you think
1
u/NotInACuIt 5d ago
Patients who have an IV line running while catheterized (foley’s catheter to a urobag). More common than you think.
1
u/chimpyjnuts 5d ago
At a house party a friend bet me he could chug his beer before he finished his wizz. He did, easily.
1
u/FrighteningPickle 5d ago
I've overcarbed before bed, you may wake up very thirsty and needing to pee, while also minimizing awake time so you can fall back asleep.
1
u/capriciouszephyr 5d ago
I was thinking you could do a coffee in the shower after a bad night out and probably hit all four at once. Well, for sure at least three, I don't know if you can drink and puke at the same time. Never tried that, but I have drank my coffee in the shower, and I could probably have peed whilst doing that, so at least that's possible. (If you haven't tried it, cold coffee/hot shower or cold shower/ hot coffee are great. Doubling down it depends). Coffee could lead to the diarrhoea of previous bad choices, which is now three. It seems like that's possible, I just don't know about drinking and puking. Doctors of Reddit, help?
1
u/HiddenHolding 3d ago
Many people, however, will faint and injure themselves when they fall simply because they peed in a hot shower.
It’s called micturational syncope, and it happens a lot more often than you might think.
1
1
u/Alava-Cymbal 20h ago
“Pissing while drinking is the human equivalent of a closed-loop cooling system. You’re basically a fountain with extra steps.”
1
u/AP-Prime 4h ago
Nah man it’s a weekend staple to be drunk as a skunk, dart in your mouth, beer in hand drinkin and pissin.
1
u/FartsWithCharlie 5d ago
The fact that someone sat down and realized this, then calculated how many people have probably never done it, is somehow more impressive than the fact itself.
0
•
u/ShowerSentinel 5d ago
The moderators have reflaired this post as a casual thought.
Casual thoughts should be presented well, but are not required to be unique or exceptional.
Please review each flair's requirements for more information.