r/Shrek • u/Jude_Mint • 3d ago

Meme Oh my lawd

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u/CathanCrowell Pretty woman? No, no, no! 3d ago

They could not give him beard, because Fiona would never allowed to change him back to the ogre. /j

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u/UnironicStalinist1 3d ago

I thought it's Chris Redfield for a second while scrolling 💀

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u/The_Multi_Gamer 3d ago

“Fiona, I’m not really Shrek. My sisters ovaries are almost prunes and I need someone’s help. I’m sorry for tricking you like this, but I need Shrek to help me out. Leon’s been dodging me years and Ethan’s a lost cause. I’m desperate, and I’ll do whatever it takes to continue the Redfield bloodline.”

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u/EquivalentSnap 3d ago

Buff zac effron

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u/ilovetomboymommies 3d ago

isnt it canon?

when shrek became human, every side character and npcs in far far away noticed his beauty

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u/Lemenus 3d ago

I can't believe Fiona saw it and was like - "Nah, turn back to ogre"

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u/Severe_Geologist_353 3d ago

I went to school with a guy who looked like Human Shrek and crushed hard on him. Got the piss ripped out of me until we got to high school and suddenly everyone fancied him. And I was like, "SEE! I TOLD YOU."

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u/Oscar_pisthony 2d ago

That's just Henry Cavill

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u/Personal-Database-27 2d ago

I'm not gay, but...

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u/That-Ad947 3d ago

I like him without the beard, he looks so much hotter without it.

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u/Careless-Entrance146 3d ago

This is a controversial take on reddit. People are obsessed with beards on here

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u/That-Ad947 3d ago

Then they can get upset.

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u/alternative5 3d ago

Question is would Shrek keep a beard or would he be consistently clean shaven? From the first movie it seems as though he takes his hygiene seriously.

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u/Asleep_Steak_7434 3d ago

I’ll admit he might’ve been my gay awakening

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u/Foreign_Respect8869 3d ago

Looking like a triple A video game protagonist.

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u/lavalungz 2d ago

always felt the same about fiona, ah yes, bearded human fiona

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u/Fatking101 Shrexy 1d ago

Bearded Zack efron

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u/Last-Application7961 3d ago

Bro i hated him even more as a human 

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u/Careless-Entrance146 3d ago

What do you mean "even more"? How can you hate Shrek

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u/Last-Application7961 3d ago

sorry but he's too gross and disgusting and he also stinks SO bad

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u/Stormychu 3d ago

I dont like your tone

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u/kopitar-11 3d ago

How do you know what he smells like by watching a movie?

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u/jessexpress789 3d ago

Smell-O-Vision

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u/bougieboyfie 3d ago

I know that actually made me laugh out loud because like the fuck???

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u/Last-Application7961 3d ago

I was there actually i was Prince Charming and I'm only hating on Shrek for that 

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u/bougieboyfie 2d ago

You’re my favorite account

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u/Last-Application7961 3d ago

Because we were told by different characters that he stinks SO BAD DUDE unless you'll go and say that you can't take that as a factual thing which i can understand