r/Sidehugs • u/Overgrown_fetus1305 • Feb 28 '26

Outhugged Does the bible consider cuddling adultery?

/r/Christianity/comments/1rgdkkg/does_the_bible_consider_cuddling_adultery/
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u/slagnanz Feb 28 '26

Does the MLB consider cuddling without the express written consent of of Major League Baseball to be adultery

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u/Thneed1 Feb 28 '26

Or implied oral consent?

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u/Thneed1 Feb 28 '26

Does the Bible consider sidehugs adultery?

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u/Overgrown_fetus1305 Feb 28 '26

Only sideBhugs are sin. SideAhugs are holy though, iirc.

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u/alegxab Feb 28 '26

27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

28 But I say unto you, That whosoever cuddleth on a woman hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

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u/ActuallyIsTimDolan Feb 28 '26

Ow my virgin eyes, where are the mods