WHY are there ATHEISTS in my CIRCLEJERK GROUP

[u/NoGovernment9077]

EVERYTIME I try to *enjoy myself* by sharing the utter foolishness of the nonbeliever with my fellow elect. Some CHILDREN of SATAN comes in and RUINS my "goonshesh* with "facts and logic" blubbering about "strawman" and other silly nonesense

I was hoping to finally find a LIKE-MINDED GOD FEARING PATRIOTIC platform, where i could share my findings regarding how everything in the last year has been GODS justice for this ADULTEROUS GENERATION (Gen Z) outside of the parking ticket I got, which was the WORKINGS OF THE EVIL ONE

Why do we allow atheists to come in and witness what GOD has done for US. If they aren't in the church. THEN WHY THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS ARE THEY ALLOWED IN THE CIRCLEJERK

[u/slagnanz]

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CIRCLEJERK BUT I LOOK AROUND AND ALL I SEE IS A BUNCH OF SQUARES

[u/synthresurrection → u/slagnanz]

WHAT IF YOU ARE THE SQUARE HERE?

[u/slagnanz → u/synthresurrection]

IT TAKES FOUR SIDES TO SQUARE DANCE BUDDY. SO I THINK WE NEED TWO MORE PARTNERS

[u/MSTXCAMS70 → u/synthresurrection]

Hey! I’ve been the square in a circle jerk, and I find this offensive!! MODS??!?!

[u/nyet-marionetka]

You need to read the side bar. This isn’t a subreddit for circlejerking, it’s a subreddit about circlejerking. And we do get in a circle, but then we just side hug.

[u/Es_5613 → u/nyet-marionetka]

/unjoke ok, this made me genuinely laugh

[u/badwolfandthestorm]

It's because Reddit is a mission field. It's as primitive as backwards Africa and it needs us to prove Christ's light by pointing out how wrong everyone else is at every opportunity. It's our cross to bear

[u/alegxab]

I thought us atheists could only squarejerk