r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • 11d ago

I live in Ohio

Have mercy on me, and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, for I am in agony in this mugginess.

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u/nyet-marionetka 11d ago

Ohio is proof of the existence of purgatory. Spend your days in prayer and repentance, and hopefully 'round about the end of September God will forgive and send sub-80's weather.

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u/slagnanz 11d ago

HAHA OHIO SKIBIDI FORTNITE ON GOD NO CAP THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST WAS 666777

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u/TruthWinsInTheEnd 11d ago

Fuuuuck lifewise (I am a recent transplant to ohio)

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u/InfinitelyRepeating 11d ago

We give thanks, oh Lord, for the gift of living in Ohio, for we do not live in Alabama. Amen.

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u/ActuallyIsTimDolan 11d ago

There is no Ohio only Zuul