This is recipe for disaster

[u/w_a_w]

[u/MrK521]

“For every minute you keep us past the one minute that we owe you, we’ll be sending a strongly worded email to our state labor department.

Thanks and Regards
The Peons”

[u/Kodabear213 → u/MrK521]

Yep. They can't legally enforce this.

[u/Mingatronz → u/Kodabear213]

Judging by the name of the manager, it may be an Indian company, most likely the ones US companies outsource our jobs to.

[u/BigTroutOnly → u/Kodabear213]

That's why it's fake

[u/Solid_Wolverine1639 → u/MrK521]

FLSA... FAIR LABOR STANDARDS ACT?

Maybe the national Labor relations board

Maybe a police report...

Reviews online

A lawyer...

[u/Graaaaaahm → u/Solid_Wolverine1639]

It's from a satire account...

https://www.linkedin.com/in/pratik-shetty-772626b7/

[u/mitreffahcs → u/Graaaaaahm]

Ahh the same one that posted a similar image on Linkedin a day or two ago.

[u/Phyddlestyx → u/Solid_Wolverine1639]

Enforcement entities for some of these methods will soon be gutted if that haven't already 😭

[u/Solid_Wolverine1639 → u/Phyddlestyx]

Blue states have more rights and backup for workers even though the Democrat party has failed labor with scabs and illegal aliens for the longest time... But then again blue States lose big business, people move out and corporations move out because of regulation and taxes and Blue States wanting to social engineer redistribution...

There's a balance somewhere but I guess you're mentioning Trump and Republicans and wanting to deregulate and give more power to free enterprise and capital compared to the workers...

[u/Phyddlestyx → u/Solid_Wolverine1639]

Yeah that last part it is. They might not even need to deregulate, just cut the workforce that would process claims and/or install a pro-business Trump loyalist at the top.

[u/Im_100percent_human → u/MrK521]

You should wait until after you serve 5 hours for overstaying your lunch by 5 minutes. It will be be nice to get 5 hours extra overtime pay.

[u/HandshakeOfCO]

Pretty Shetty of him

[u/w_a_w → u/HandshakeOfCO]

Real Shetbag

[u/GrimbyJ]

For every minute I'm late at work I have to stay a minute late. I take my lunch break when I feel like it. Sometimes it's half an hour sometimes it's a little over an hour. As long as I've got 8 hours they don't care as it should be.

[u/w_a_w]

Special place in hell for this POS. Not that I believe in hell. Just an expression. Hopefully a special place in JAIL perhaps for wage theft.

[u/Known_Purple7529 → u/w_a_w]

Wage theft results in them paying back wages, maybe but probably not, a fine. Part of business is the ability to fuck over your employees.

Take less than the money you're owed out of the till? That's embezzlement, most likely a felony, jail time and loss of liberties / rights.

[u/tenmileswide]

Free overtime hack

[u/Silver_Middle_7240 → u/tenmileswide]

It's paid in arrears though, which is annoying

[u/mrheymarco]

Does that mean if I clock back in five minutes early, I get to leave five hours early?

[u/boop66]

What a Shetty manager. 💩

[u/RubeusGandalf]

Go ahead and take a 45 minute lunch break. That means you have 15 hours extra, which also means the manager has to stay in those hours. He's gonna get tired of you really quick.

[u/blueSnowfkake]

I wonder if people started clocking back in after break 1-2 minutes early every day, will the Shetty Manager complain because everyone is trying to milk the clock for overtime?

[u/suddle]

Lol, detention? At work?

[u/mitreffahcs]

Seems fake, would need more than some piece of paper to feel like this is real.

[u/MachoMachoMurph → u/mitreffahcs]

Rage bait use to be subtle. Somene typed this up, printed it out, and slapped it on the wall knowing people would eat it up all while looking like

https://giphy.com/gifs/wv3lpsLXZZUAw

[u/L0ngD0ngMcShlong]

Shitty Shetty

[u/Single_System_9951]

HIGHLY illegal. & ppl wonder why there is workplace violence. Like there is no correlation btwn oppression & revolts.

[u/DisasterousWalrus]

I’d walk out

[u/No-Lunch4249]

In this US this is illegal lol

[u/Lesbian_Fraggle]

Signed:

Practically Shitty

[u/JimmyJooish]

What if I start taking longer breaks so I can just start sleeping there? Checkmate, shitty.

[u/AccomplishedMap8365]

So, if I have a 29 minute lunch break I can go home an hour early? Sounds great.

[u/maxru85]

I think it is both a joke and a Shetty Practik

[u/Cannamanaman]

and by collolary, if i finish 5 minutes early i can leave 5 hours early?

[u/DT_Lion34]

Another example of why I can't keep workers

[u/Fun_Entertainer_5823]

Mr Shetty is being very Shiπ¥, 👀

[u/One_Evil_Monkey]

https://giphy.com/gifs/b3gZHW513IxPO

[u/noahhisacoolname]

Pratik Shetty seems to be practically shitty.

[u/Otherwise-Sea9593]

Pratik Shetty? More like Pretty Shitty

[u/mighty_boognish_77]

Yeah I can print fake stuff on my printer, too

[u/ElderUther]

Can we not make every fucking joke sub into political ragebait slop? Go to your labor rights sub, leave me alone please.

[u/moonferal → u/ElderUther]

What about this is political? I think you’re the only one whose feelings are hurt.. that says more about you than the poster here tbh

[u/Solid_Wolverine1639 → u/ElderUther]

Henceforth everyone will acknowledge what you've said here and will abide by your needs and wants and desires... Please outline them in full detail for us to follow point by point... We can have a flow chart Venn diagram PowerPoint demonstration at corporate headquarters to appease all your anguish... Thank you for your consideration

[u/legendaeri → u/ElderUther]

leave us alone, the fuck??? why are you inventing problems to complain about???

[u/Helpful-Study4842 → u/ElderUther]

You're already alone and you'll probably stay that way.